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Scottish refugees flood England. Salmond troops take to streets

1000's flee Scotland - Salmond orders personal army 'the Scotch Guard' to take to streets and beat up referendum NO voters. LATEST: Over 300 hospitalized-40 people attacked by Alex Salmond himself!

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 19 September 2014
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"Salmond gutted" laughs Cameron after win

David Cameron said he is chuffed Scotland has decided to keep with the UK ... Then announced plans, that in Oct, England will be holding its own referendum on weather we want Scotland as a part of UK.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 19 September 2014
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Cash in hand grass in tax dodge

A 45 y.o. man was in court today accused of 276 accounts of fraud. After informing on over 200 cash in hand workers since 1973 it seems Al Gut never paid tax on any rewards he received from the DHSS.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 05 September 2014
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Tortoise faces eviction flat after owner dies

Animal rights campaigners were up in arms last night after hearing that after his 98 year old owner died, 'Pale Ale' the tortoise,78, is facing eviction, even though his name is on the rent card.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 05 September 2014
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Louie Spence Sues Orange Giants

Spence announced today he would be taking orange magnet Satsuma to court and suing them for £300 after the years of humiliation he has suffered whenever he has tried to ask for the oranges in public.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 04 September 2014
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Government lift smoking ban in pubs after dramatic rise in cockfights

All smoking bans in pubs will be lifted after a leaked government report spoke of stemming the rise of working class smokers buying cockerels on the black market for sport.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 02 September 2014
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Protesters throw paint over cat.

'Flute' the cat who's life Andrew Lloyd Weber based his hit musical on was recovering today after anti fur protesters threw red paint over her during the celebrations of Cats's 1,000,000,000 show.

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 23 August 2014
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Betting scam: No conspiracy says £58,000 winner Icke

David Icke said 'Its NO conspiracy. Just luck' amid claims he had insider knowledge of the 1984 snooker World final. When asked why he thought Ladbrokes investigated the bet he said 'Its a conspiracy'

written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 18 August 2014


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