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Study Shows We Use Only 10% Of Our Brains To Realize That Isn't True

The same study claims the average person will read that headline a total of three times before finally admitting to themselves that they don't get it.

written by Gregamemnon, 30 April 2012
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Overcooked Noodles Hold On For Dear Life

Area dishwasher, Ricardo Jimenez, reportedly "frustrated as all hell."

written by Gregamemnon, 22 March 2012
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Man Of Obvious Hispanic Descent Drunkenly Brags To Friends Of His "Three-Quarters-Percent Irishness"

To which his 3rd generation Chinese-American friend sloppily responded, "Me too, bro."

written by Gregamemnon, 16 March 2012
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Congress Pushes To Make "Denial" 51st State

Representatives from Disrepair, Panic, and Puerto Rico reportedly fuming.

written by Gregamemnon, 08 March 2012
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Man Born On Leap Day Confident That Will Get Him Laid One Day

"Hey baby, do you like 8-year-olds? Because technically . . . . . No, no that's creepy," said the man, as he continued to ponder the perfect pick-up line.

written by Gregamemnon, 01 March 2012
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Listeners Disappointed That They No Longer Feel Loved By Whitney Houston

"Always??" asked one disgruntled fan. "What a crock of shit!"

written by Gregamemnon, 25 February 2012
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Dying Vegetable Slips Into Human-Like State

Parents consider pulling the roots.

written by Gregamemnon, 20 February 2012
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