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Study Shows We Use Only 10% Of Our Brains To Realize That Isn't True
The same study claims the average person will read that headline a total of three times before finally admitting to themselves that they don't get it.
Overcooked Noodles Hold On For Dear Life
Area dishwasher, Ricardo Jimenez, reportedly "frustrated as all hell."
Man Of Obvious Hispanic Descent Drunkenly Brags To Friends Of His "Three-Quarters-Percent Irishness"
To which his 3rd generation Chinese-American friend sloppily responded, "Me too, bro."
Congress Pushes To Make "Denial" 51st State
Representatives from Disrepair, Panic, and Puerto Rico reportedly fuming.
Man Born On Leap Day Confident That Will Get Him Laid One Day
"Hey baby, do you like 8-year-olds? Because technically . . . . . No, no that's creepy," said the man, as he continued to ponder the perfect pick-up line.
Listeners Disappointed That They No Longer Feel Loved By Whitney Houston
"Always??" asked one disgruntled fan. "What a crock of shit!"
Dying Vegetable Slips Into Human-Like State
Parents consider pulling the roots.
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