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The Sun Drops Page 3
The Sun will no longer feature topless ladies lying about their age on page 3 due to a cultural shift. Instead it will focus on sightings of Hitler and Alien Abductions
Housewifes one weird diet trick taking off by storm
Woman all over are using this one weird trick to lose weight.
Simply stop eating chocolates while watching day time TV
Geordie shore to be subtitled MTV responds to complaints
Despite not knowing what's going on or what people are saying the popular shore will now feature subtitles written in Crayon by Bolo the talking Gorilla,Viewers may also get to see him fling his scat
Robbie williams still alive.
Hopes where crushed when it was revealed "We got the wrong Robbie" a face-book gossip admitted Mon. But there still could be hope- Robbie has been spotted entering a Typhus Sanatorium and looked peaky
Facebook unveils new feature
Social giant FB has released STALKME-PRO an App that allows you to see the wall of your ex partner, the App then hacks all calls and txts before opening a map showing her location and the bus times.
Google buys new start up
Two 14 year old shy girls were over joyed to be snapped up by Google who had shown interest in the Hamster house they created for their pets to play in.
Facebook: rise in use causes concern
Facebook the popular on line bullying tool has revealed that 70% of users are merely reporting on the minutiae of everyday life and not driving school friends to suicide or stalking ex partners.
libya over taken by Wales as worst holiday
Popular holiday magazine "popular holidays" has named Wales as the worst place to stay. Knocking Libya off the top spot. Beirut is still at #3 followed closely by North Korea.
Centre parcs to allow more poor people
posh holiday firm centre parcs has agreed to allow plebeians inside its forests parks. The new Pine-Gulag section should be open by March 2013.
Haiti found to be nicer to look at afterearthquake say a team of homo sexual interior decorators.
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