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Lottery winning not worth the buck
50 members of the National Pork Fat Eaters Club in Olay, Alaska each gave $0.02 for a lottery worth a $million. After taxes, each took home $550. Said Ming Spuzz, club president, "No more of dis!"
A guy has a bad office day. Homeward, he hits 105 mph. A motorcycle cop stops him, giving him a $150 ticket.
Stressed out and "wife scared," the dude keels over and dies from a "traffic infarction."
Martin Family Starts National Hoodie Museum in D.C.
Sybrina Fulton, Trayvon Martin's mom, just launched The National Hoodie Museum and only generated 2 Caucasian hoodies of 177 from U.S. police departments. She expressed outrage about a "conspiracy."
Martin Family to Start National Hoodie Museum in D.C.
Sybrina Fulton, Trayvon Martin's mom, will "properly address" the felony criminal's hoodie. So far, donations of 109 worn during felonies were obtained from U.S. police agencies. Caucasians wore 2.
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