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Valentine's Day Heist
Several stores reported that there was an increase in stolen condoms the week before Valentine's Day. One store owner commented, "Nothing says I love you like having sex with a stolen condom."
Fight at Barnes and Nobles
After several fights broke out at Barnes and Nobles, management had this to say; "In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea to put the philosophy books across from the Bibles."
New Black Friday!
Black Friday is always a big shopping day, and Cyber Monday proved to be popular with consumers as well. Companies prepare for the newest addition this year, Telemarketing Tuesday!
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