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Donald Trump's Hair to fight Fukushima Nuclear Melt-down

Something that impervious to mockery can probably withstand absolutely anything.

written by Holy-Mary, 16 March 2011

St Patrick - Patron Saint of Offensive National Stereotypes

Irish man wishes every branch of O'Neills would instantly combust.

written by Holy-Mary, 16 March 2011

"Assaults on Staff Will Not Be Tolerated" signs to be banned by bus company.

"They just draw attention to the fact that our staff are complete pricks who probably deserve to be lamped" said a spokesman.

written by Holy-Mary, 16 March 2011

Best in Show? Really?

Incredibly ordinary dog is voted Crufts Supreme Champion. It looks just like my auntie's stinky spaniel.

written by Holy-Mary, 16 March 2011

George Monbiot Causes Something.

George Monbiot has prompted a withdrawal of Saudi forces from Bahrain. A Saudi spokesman said "his thoughtful article in today's Guardian made us want to be better people".

written by Holy-Mary, 15 March 2011

Middleton's Minge

Liz Jones and Rachel Johnson are to debate Kate Middleton's pubic topiary on Newsnight ahead of her big day. Landing strip, brazilian or full vayjazzle kit? Join the debate!

written by Holy-Mary, 14 March 2011

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