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Donald Trump's Hair to fight Fukushima Nuclear Melt-down
Something that impervious to mockery can probably withstand absolutely anything.
St Patrick - Patron Saint of Offensive National Stereotypes
Irish man wishes every branch of O'Neills would instantly combust.
"Assaults on Staff Will Not Be Tolerated" signs to be banned by bus company.
"They just draw attention to the fact that our staff are complete pricks who probably deserve to be lamped" said a spokesman.
Best in Show? Really?
Incredibly ordinary dog is voted Crufts Supreme Champion. It looks just like my auntie's stinky spaniel.
George Monbiot Causes Something.
George Monbiot has prompted a withdrawal of Saudi forces from Bahrain. A Saudi spokesman said "his thoughtful article in today's Guardian made us want to be better people".
Liz Jones and Rachel Johnson are to debate Kate Middleton's pubic topiary on Newsnight ahead of her big day. Landing strip, brazilian or full vayjazzle kit? Join the debate!
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