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Explosion in herb factory!!

Man gets herbs blown in his eyes by the blast!!

Doctors say "He will probably be ok, but he will be parsley sighted"

written by the edgy gerbil, 08 October 2011
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Woof

The dog's nuts, they're not all that great actually.

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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Marketing Revelation

After many many years of carefull and clever marketing, I can at long last say that I CAN believe it's not butter.

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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New cop drama to air

Writing has just been completed on the new BBC drama about two cops who solve crimes over the phone.

It's called Star Key and Hash.

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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Bloody Vending Machines!!

I've just used the new vending machine at the office which was endorsed by Col. Gaddafi? The bloody thing won't give you change!

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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Queen honours The Fonz

An award from the Queen for Henry Winkler?

Happy days.

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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Wake me up before you crash crash

News reaches us that George Michael has bitten someone in North London. His victim has turned into a Whampire

written by the edgy gerbil, 17 September 2011
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Gbagbo captured at last!!!

Frodo, Pipin, and Gandalf are next!!!!

written by the edgy gerbil, 12 April 2011
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30p Jaffa insists "I aint no Torres!!!"

ouch.

written by the edgy gerbil, 10 April 2011
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Police in Scotland Question Moussa Koussa

A spokesman has confirmed that they are also interested in speaking to Goosey Loosey and Foxy Loxy.

written by the edgy gerbil, 09 April 2011
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Man. United The most hated company!!

In other obvious news today - Oranges are not the only fruit, it won't get better if you keep on picking it and it does you good to laugh sometimes.

written by the edgy gerbil, 29 March 2011
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Paul Gasgoine embroiled in Mid-east crisis!!

Or was it just that the Israelis were asked to return the Gaza Strip?

written by the edgy gerbil, 15 March 2011
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Lord Vader discovers Luke's birthday surprises.

"I've felt his presents" the dark one claims.

written by the edgy gerbil, 13 March 2011
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Huge wave of apathy sweeps the nation!!!

This morning, as millions of folks were having their breakfast a..............oh f"£% it, what's the bloody point?

written by the edgy gerbil, 13 March 2011
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Writers' Block Pandemic!

A pandemic of Writer's Block has swept across the land today with.......................nope, got nothing. Sorry.

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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Fields Of Goldfish.

It's been revealed today that goldfish can only remember things for approximately ten to fifteen seconds. In other news, godfish can only remember things for ten to fifteen seconds.

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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what's it all about then?

Tonight, I'll be asking; The Hokey Cokey, what if it really IS what its all about?

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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Is the truth out there?

News comes to this desk today that giant rocks crash into the country every day but the government hushes it up. Also, why aliens sorted out my garden shed for me, and Wayne Rooney. Why?

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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Pappa Smurf Chokes to death in Restaraunt!!

Restaraunt owner asks "Exactly how were we supposed to tell?"

written by the edgy gerbil, 10 March 2011
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Chicken lays the same egg seven times in a hurricane

A local farmer with two thumbs on one hand was forced to admit that he deliberately kept the stricken chicken out for too long. Denephew boot is currently trying to grow hot dogs from peas. Help.

written by the edgy gerbil, 10 March 2011
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