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A total of 47countries have signed a petition complaining about stuff that Americans aren't interested in.
Sicilian Mafia fun run
a 10km fun run has been organised by the Siciilan Mafia in its contiued effort to improve its global image.
Slovenia denies nuke deal
Officials in Slovenia's capital, Ljubljana, have denied trying to buy a nuclear bomb on eBay and from North Korea.
Let There Be Power
The power of prayer has been successfully harnessed to run the first ever refrigerator in the remote village of Baulang, Ghana.
Stews Head for the Middle East
The Iraqi capital Baghdad has been selected to host the 2005 International Casserole Championships. Thai Red Curry was this year’s winner in Reykjavik, Iceland.
Hong Kong Bed Ban
Super kingsize beds have been outlawed in Hong Kong because of the volume of damage caused in carrying them to upstairs apartments.
Idiot Challenges the Idiotic
The official village idiot in a medieval English hamlet has been elected mayor by residents as a protest over Home Secretary David Blunkett’s new laws governing the height of hedgerows.
Pensioners go to Pot
Three pensioners will appear in Northampton Magistrates Court later this week, charged with possession of cannabis. All are residents of the controversial Tambourine Mansions care home.
Thou shalt obey me
The UK government is to try to pass laws criminalising incitement of religious hatred, Home Secretary and God-apparent David Blunkett says.
Obesity - core cause revealed
Scientists in the UK claim the alarming rise in obesity can be attributed to people eating more.
SNP rumours ignored
Rumours that Scottish Nationalist leader John Swinney is stand down because of dwindling interest in the Party have been largely ignored. An SNP spokesman said: “Whatever… who cares?”
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