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Geraldo Rivera Warned not to Travel to Florida
Florida Attorney General warns that 'terrorist-looking' mustache may draw fire under the 'stand your ground' law.
written by NWNewsmash, 24 March 2012
Gingrich Addresses Same-Sex Marriage in Latest Debate
'Marriage should be between a man and a woman and a woman!'
written by NWNewsmash, 20 January 2012
Gingrich fails to capture adulterers' vote in Virginia.
Candidate falls short of the 10,000 signatures to get on the primary ballot. "I let the adulterers down! I never should have apologized - when am I going to learn to get my big mouth shut!"
written by NWNewsmash, 24 December 2011
Herman Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Approves Waterboarding as an Interrogation Technique..
...agrees to be waterboarded to prove his innocence.
written by NWNewsmash, 23 November 2011
If Elected, Candidate Perry Vows to repeal 2011 World Series Title
Furious with loss by Texas Rangers, Perry says 'somethin' stinks, and it ain't just my campaign'. Threatens to revoke green cards of the over 230 foreign-born MLB players.
written by NWNewsmash, 29 October 2011
Geraldo Rivera races to Libya, Collects Khadafi Stool Samples
Rivera:'Quickest, surest way to confirm DNA of Khadafi and son.' Samples smuggled back to U.S. in his undershorts.
written by NWNewsmash, 20 October 2011
Bin Laden Smuggled to Sweden for Sex Change
Post-op Osama to be freed in Taliban-held territory.
written by NWNewsmash, 05 May 2011
Tea Party Militia Accidentally Invades Liberia
Group enters country posing as hunting group. McCain: "They got everything right - except the spelling."
written by NWNewsmash, 25 April 2011
NBA Ref Fined $250,000 for Insulting Player
Referee faces fine, suspension for telling player to "stop acting like Kobe Bryant."
written by NWNewsmash, 14 April 2011
Fox Flack Flaunts "Fact-Free" Format
Murdoch: "Facts are too expensive to gather and confuse our audience." New motto: "We decide, then deride."
written by NWNewsmash, 29 March 2011
Ann Coulter Voted "Woman of the Year" by the Union of Unconcerned Scientists
Acceptance speech highlight: "Just look what radiation has done for me!"
written by NWNewsmash, 26 March 2011
Consensus Grows Against Obama's Libya Gambit
Strategy "too soon", "too late", "too little", "not enough."
written by NWNewsmash, 22 March 2011
Sarah Palin begins India visit, appalled by Free-Roaming Cows
Palin recommends helicopter hunting to combat "severe bovine overpopulation problem."
written by NWNewsmash, 20 March 2011
NPR Fundraiser Fired for Slamming Conservatives, Tea Party
Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Moore being considered as replacements.
written by NWNewsmash, 10 March 2011
Ghaddafi Leaves Libya to Become Director of the International Rifle Association
New initiative will focus on new Guns for the Poor program.
written by NWNewsmash, 01 March 2011
Glenn Beck Added to Errorist Watch List
Homeland Security notes "disturbing pattern of misinformation regarding the President, the Cabinet and the Middle East."
written by NWNewsmash, 07 February 2011
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