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Geraldo Rivera Warned not to Travel to Florida
Florida Attorney General warns that 'terrorist-looking' mustache may draw fire under the 'stand your ground' law.
Gingrich Addresses Same-Sex Marriage in Latest Debate
'Marriage should be between a man and a woman and a woman!'
Gingrich fails to capture adulterers' vote in Virginia.
Candidate falls short of the 10,000 signatures to get on the primary ballot. "I let the adulterers down! I never should have apologized - when am I going to learn to get my big mouth shut!"
Herman Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Approves Waterboarding as an Interrogation Technique..
...agrees to be waterboarded to prove his innocence.
If Elected, Candidate Perry Vows to repeal 2011 World Series Title
Furious with loss by Texas Rangers, Perry says 'somethin' stinks, and it ain't just my campaign'. Threatens to revoke green cards of the over 230 foreign-born MLB players.
Geraldo Rivera races to Libya, Collects Khadafi Stool Samples
Rivera:'Quickest, surest way to confirm DNA of Khadafi and son.' Samples smuggled back to U.S. in his undershorts.
Bin Laden Smuggled to Sweden for Sex Change
Post-op Osama to be freed in Taliban-held territory.
Tea Party Militia Accidentally Invades Liberia
Group enters country posing as hunting group. McCain: "They got everything right - except the spelling."
NBA Ref Fined $250,000 for Insulting Player
Referee faces fine, suspension for telling player to "stop acting like Kobe Bryant."
Fox Flack Flaunts "Fact-Free" Format
Murdoch: "Facts are too expensive to gather and confuse our audience." New motto: "We decide, then deride."
Ann Coulter Voted "Woman of the Year" by the Union of Unconcerned Scientists
Acceptance speech highlight: "Just look what radiation has done for me!"
Consensus Grows Against Obama's Libya Gambit
Strategy "too soon", "too late", "too little", "not enough."
Sarah Palin begins India visit, appalled by Free-Roaming Cows
Palin recommends helicopter hunting to combat "severe bovine overpopulation problem."
NPR Fundraiser Fired for Slamming Conservatives, Tea Party
Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Moore being considered as replacements.
Ghaddafi Leaves Libya to Become Director of the International Rifle Association
New initiative will focus on new Guns for the Poor program.
Glenn Beck Added to Errorist Watch List
Homeland Security notes "disturbing pattern of misinformation regarding the President, the Cabinet and the Middle East."
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