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Geraldo Rivera Warned not to Travel to Florida

Florida Attorney General warns that 'terrorist-looking' mustache may draw fire under the 'stand your ground' law.

written by NWNewsmash, 24 March 2012
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Gingrich Addresses Same-Sex Marriage in Latest Debate

'Marriage should be between a man and a woman and a woman!'

written by NWNewsmash, 20 January 2012
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Gingrich fails to capture adulterers' vote in Virginia.

Candidate falls short of the 10,000 signatures to get on the primary ballot. "I let the adulterers down! I never should have apologized - when am I going to learn to get my big mouth shut!"

written by NWNewsmash, 24 December 2011
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Herman Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Approves Waterboarding as an Interrogation Technique..

...agrees to be waterboarded to prove his innocence.

written by NWNewsmash, 23 November 2011
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If Elected, Candidate Perry Vows to repeal 2011 World Series Title

Furious with loss by Texas Rangers, Perry says 'somethin' stinks, and it ain't just my campaign'. Threatens to revoke green cards of the over 230 foreign-born MLB players.

written by NWNewsmash, 29 October 2011
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Geraldo Rivera races to Libya, Collects Khadafi Stool Samples

Rivera:'Quickest, surest way to confirm DNA of Khadafi and son.' Samples smuggled back to U.S. in his undershorts.

written by NWNewsmash, 20 October 2011
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Bin Laden Smuggled to Sweden for Sex Change

Post-op Osama to be freed in Taliban-held territory.

written by NWNewsmash, 05 May 2011
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Tea Party Militia Accidentally Invades Liberia

Group enters country posing as hunting group. McCain: "They got everything right - except the spelling."

written by NWNewsmash, 25 April 2011
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NBA Ref Fined $250,000 for Insulting Player

Referee faces fine, suspension for telling player to "stop acting like Kobe Bryant."

written by NWNewsmash, 14 April 2011
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Fox Flack Flaunts "Fact-Free" Format

Murdoch: "Facts are too expensive to gather and confuse our audience." New motto: "We decide, then deride."

written by NWNewsmash, 29 March 2011
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Ann Coulter Voted "Woman of the Year" by the Union of Unconcerned Scientists

Acceptance speech highlight: "Just look what radiation has done for me!"

written by NWNewsmash, 26 March 2011
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Consensus Grows Against Obama's Libya Gambit

Strategy "too soon", "too late", "too little", "not enough."

written by NWNewsmash, 22 March 2011
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Sarah Palin begins India visit, appalled by Free-Roaming Cows

Palin recommends helicopter hunting to combat "severe bovine overpopulation problem."

written by NWNewsmash, 20 March 2011
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NPR Fundraiser Fired for Slamming Conservatives, Tea Party

Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Moore being considered as replacements.

written by NWNewsmash, 10 March 2011
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Ghaddafi Leaves Libya to Become Director of the International Rifle Association

New initiative will focus on new Guns for the Poor program.

written by NWNewsmash, 01 March 2011
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Glenn Beck Added to Errorist Watch List

Homeland Security notes "disturbing pattern of misinformation regarding the President, the Cabinet and the Middle East."

written by NWNewsmash, 07 February 2011
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