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U.S. Negotiating With Taliban
Deal may include extra virgin over mandatory 72 to every potential suicide bomber or fighter.
Time Is Slowing Down
Twin friars born seconds apart die hours apart.
Confectioner Makes Racist Ad
Has the chocolate-maker gone nuts?
Anonymous To Launch New Social Networking Site
Libya: "Western Boots On Ground"
Planeloads of cowboy boots dropped on 'Daffy's compound after bombs failed to get him.
Osama Killing Fails To Achieve Hidden Objective
Al-Qaida operatives aren't jumping into sea to pay their last respects as anticipated.
Worsening International Monetary Situation Takes Its Toll
On a Manhatten hotel housemaid...
What Is Gaddafi's Real Religion? The UN Security Council Will Find Out
By tossing a coin...?
Ivory Coast: Situation 'Un'clear In The Battle For Power
Supporters of UN-recognised president clash with supporters of unrecognised president.
Libya: Ministers In Gaddafi's Cabinet Appear in A New TV Show
Gaddafi Moping About In His Tent After No-Fly Zone Resolution
"Can't I fly even the paper planes? How am I to pass the time now my nurses are gone?"
Japanese Tsunami Brings In A Flood of Spoof News Stories
Quite a load of garbage to clean up.
"sebroF" Magazine Gives Up Ranking The World's Poorest 500
"It's virtually impossible when so many are vying for the top spot! How do you chose 500 from over a billion?"
Japan Quake: World Watches In Horror As Celebrity Stories Get Sidelined
Even on The Spoof!! Unbelievable!
Gaddafi: "The West Is After Our Oil"
"And I am after their money."
Japan Quake: Gaddafi Issues Emergency, Sends Helicopters
Sorry, some news mix-up here.
CBS Announces It Will Cut Short "Two And A Half Men"
It will be "Two Half-Men", featuring Angus T. Jones in lead role together with another child-turned-adolescent actor.
Gaddafi Pooh-poohs "No Fly Zone" Idea
"What's the point? I don't wear trousers anymore. For me it's been a "No Fly Zone" down there for many years now."
London: Noose Corpse Drops Acquisition After Finding It's A Person
No comments from Business Secretary.
Gaddafi Conveys Thanks To "People Who Love Me"
Correction: That should read, 'Sends Convoys Of Tanks To Crush People...'.
Italy: Berlusconi Undergoes Face Surgery
A face-saving operation?
Spoof Writers Hire Assistants To Give Five Thumbs To Own Stories
Too much 'thumbing' is making The Spoof! web-pages dog-eared.
Mazda Discovers Spiders' Webs in Vents
Laxative sales jump.
Republicans Shoot Obama's Climate Change Plan...
...NASA's Taurus rocket falls from the sky.
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