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U.S. Negotiating With Taliban

Deal may include extra virgin over mandatory 72 to every potential suicide bomber or fighter.

written by Hawking's Chair, 20 June 2011
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Time Is Slowing Down

Twin friars born seconds apart die hours apart.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 June 2011
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Confectioner Makes Racist Ad

Has the chocolate-maker gone nuts?

written by Hawking's Chair, 03 June 2011
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Anonymous To Launch New Social Networking Site

"Maskbook"

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 May 2011
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Libya: "Western Boots On Ground"

Planeloads of cowboy boots dropped on 'Daffy's compound after bombs failed to get him.

written by Hawking's Chair, 30 May 2011
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Osama Killing Fails To Achieve Hidden Objective

Al-Qaida operatives aren't jumping into sea to pay their last respects as anticipated.

written by Hawking's Chair, 15 May 2011
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Worsening International Monetary Situation Takes Its Toll

On a Manhatten hotel housemaid...

written by Hawking's Chair, 15 May 2011
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What Is Gaddafi's Real Religion? The UN Security Council Will Find Out

By tossing a coin...?

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 April 2011
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Ivory Coast: Situation 'Un'clear In The Battle For Power

Supporters of UN-recognised president clash with supporters of unrecognised president.

written by Hawking's Chair, 02 April 2011
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Libya: Ministers In Gaddafi's Cabinet Appear in A New TV Show

"Flee!"

written by Hawking's Chair, 02 April 2011
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Gaddafi Moping About In His Tent After No-Fly Zone Resolution

"Can't I fly even the paper planes? How am I to pass the time now my nurses are gone?"

written by Hawking's Chair, 18 March 2011
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Japanese Tsunami Brings In A Flood of Spoof News Stories

Quite a load of garbage to clean up.

written by Hawking's Chair, 14 March 2011
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"sebroF" Magazine Gives Up Ranking The World's Poorest 500

"It's virtually impossible when so many are vying for the top spot! How do you chose 500 from over a billion?"

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Japan Quake: World Watches In Horror As Celebrity Stories Get Sidelined

Even on The Spoof!! Unbelievable!

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Gaddafi: "The West Is After Our Oil"

"And I am after their money."

written by Hawking's Chair, 13 March 2011
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Japan Quake: Gaddafi Issues Emergency, Sends Helicopters

Sorry, some news mix-up here.

written by Hawking's Chair, 12 March 2011
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CBS Announces It Will Cut Short "Two And A Half Men"

It will be "Two Half-Men", featuring Angus T. Jones in lead role together with another child-turned-adolescent actor.

written by Hawking's Chair, 09 March 2011
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Gaddafi Pooh-poohs "No Fly Zone" Idea

"What's the point? I don't wear trousers anymore. For me it's been a "No Fly Zone" down there for many years now."

written by Hawking's Chair, 09 March 2011
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London: Noose Corpse Drops Acquisition After Finding It's A Person

No comments from Business Secretary.

written by Hawking's Chair, 07 March 2011
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Gaddafi Conveys Thanks To "People Who Love Me"

Correction: That should read, 'Sends Convoys Of Tanks To Crush People...'.

written by Hawking's Chair, 07 March 2011
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Italy: Berlusconi Undergoes Face Surgery

A face-saving operation?

written by Hawking's Chair, 07 March 2011
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Spoof Writers Hire Assistants To Give Five Thumbs To Own Stories

Too much 'thumbing' is making The Spoof! web-pages dog-eared.

written by Hawking's Chair, 06 March 2011
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Mazda Discovers Spiders' Webs in Vents

Laxative sales jump.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 March 2011
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Republicans Shoot Obama's Climate Change Plan...

...NASA's Taurus rocket falls from the sky.

written by Hawking's Chair, 05 March 2011
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