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Hodgson Refutes Team Slur
Roy Hodgson has scoffed at claims that his players are nothing more than "Selfish, cheating Neanderthals." "They are vastly overpaid, too." he said.
Premier League Sensation
In bizarre and unprecedented circumstances today, every Premier League club bar Everton sacked their manager. David Moyes is this evening said to be "considering his options."
Pundit Denies Cliches
A football pundit has defended his over-use of cliche during Euro 2012 coverage. "To be fair, they're just setting out their stall," he said, "but at the end of the day it's just a lot of handbags."
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