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Uk Goverment says the elderly do better in the cold
The Uk's Government Scientists have done a test on the elderly to see how sharp their brains were in the cold, it showed that there was a significant increase for survival.
Ahmajinedad and Obama to do Xmas Puppet Show
Ahmajinedad & Obama are to do a Xmas puppet show of the seaside classic Punch & Judy, the pair were heard arguing over who was going to be Judy, they laughed in irony after saying "who needs enemys!"
BP to be sued billions, while Cameron tries to save baby!
A fly on the wall in downing Street heard the PM saying to Mr Hague "This time its going to be cuts on the elderly I cant imagine them protesting can you babes?" Will smirked "You're a genius hun!"
Julian Assange to be out on bail
He'll be out on bail soon, the £200,000 will be fronted by sexy socialite Jemima Khan, she's agreed for him to stay with her on condition that he wears a tag connected to a condom, for safety reasons.
The change your picture to a favourite cartoon character from your childhood, to highlight child abuse on Facebook, the popular social network was proven to be a hoax, orchestrated by Pedobear.
Ahmadinejad posts lonely Heart
Little kind man, never even killed a ant, used to be teacher, likes uranium, favourite color brown, could do with a shower, enjoys watching asphyxiation, looking for Arab friends.
Wikileaks to release porn movie 'Men at work'
Wikileaks shocking disclosure, 'President Barack Obama is a hermaphrodite!' Ex President GW Bush reacted quickly by saying "I knew that!" Wikileaks now to release gay 'it' porn movie of the pair.
Game of Cat and Mouse
David Icke says Julian Assange is a shape shifting mouse and Rupert Murdoch is a shape shifting cat, David said "Basically its a game of cat and mouse."
Julian Assange arrested
Julian was arrested in the UK, after a court hearing he'll be handed over to the American authorities, followed by the Iranian, Russian, Saudi Arabian and Turkish authorities for further questioning.
Ahmadinejad evaluates Wikileaks
Ahmadinejad examined the Wikileaks, his evaluation was, only a donkey or a pig would waste their time reviewing such things.
Watchdog goes after TV
Pete Burns was intercepted by the German Shepard, when trying to break into the Collagen Factory.
David Cameron tweets 'I'm related to Queen'
William Hague tweets back "does that mean I'm in for a chance?"
Man gets arrested for typing typo
"I'm going to hack into my wife!" The man lost his password and sent the message accidentally to his soon to be ex wife, thinking it was his lover.
The dyslexic Priest said the Dog told him to do it.
Mad Priest follows dog
The dyslexic Priest was seen praying to a Bull Dog.
King Abdullah admits to typo
King Abdullah tweets "I meant the Persian *cat."
Britain pays a high price for foreign takeover
Britain pays £50 billion for foreign takeover. "No wonder the economy's on its knees! Shouldn't that be the other way round?" said the 5 year old.
Sony releases 22in TV
"I'm glad it's all over!" said the cross dressing dwarf.
Spain's Deputy PM says strike will not happen again
The Deputy Prime Ministers wife has since forgiven him, as long as it never happens again.
Ahmajinedad goes to Arab summit
There was an uncomfortable silence after Ahmajinedad said "Hello my Arab Friends!"
WikiLeaks cables: Gordon Brown an 'abysmal' prime minister
Gordon Brown reacted by saying "I've been called worse."
Wikileaks cables say Afghan President Karzai is 'paranoid'
Karzai replied to this by saying "I'm not paranoid any more, that was what I was paranoid about before, the US thinking I was paranoid."
Queen and Duke see Narnia
The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh venture into the snow, and see Narnia, the Duke was then seen talking to a horse.
Finger length linked to prostate cancer
The government fears this could lead to a black market of back street amputations.
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