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Uk Goverment says the elderly do better in the cold

The Uk's Government Scientists have done a test on the elderly to see how sharp their brains were in the cold, it showed that there was a significant increase for survival.

written by Julian Shure, 17 December 2010
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Wales have epidemic of swine flu

An epidemic of swine flu has affected Wales, Health officials for Wales are saying that it came from a Chinese Kitten that was being used barbarically as bait on a shark, who then passed it on.

written by Julian Shure, 16 December 2010
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Ahmajinedad and Obama to do Xmas Puppet Show

Ahmajinedad & Obama are to do a Xmas puppet show of the seaside classic Punch & Judy, the pair were heard arguing over who was going to be Judy, they laughed in irony after saying "who needs enemys!"

written by Julian Shure, 16 December 2010
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BP to be sued billions, while Cameron tries to save baby!

A fly on the wall in downing Street heard the PM saying to Mr Hague "This time its going to be cuts on the elderly I cant imagine them protesting can you babes?" Will smirked "You're a genius hun!"

written by Julian Shure, 16 December 2010
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Julian Assange to be out on bail

He'll be out on bail soon, the £200,000 will be fronted by sexy socialite Jemima Khan, she's agreed for him to stay with her on condition that he wears a tag connected to a condom, for safety reasons.

written by Julian Shure, 15 December 2010
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Sick Joke

The change your picture to a favourite cartoon character from your childhood, to highlight child abuse on Facebook, the popular social network was proven to be a hoax, orchestrated by Pedobear.

written by Julian Shure, 15 December 2010
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Ahmadinejad posts lonely Heart

Little kind man, never even killed a ant, used to be teacher, likes uranium, favourite color brown, could do with a shower, enjoys watching asphyxiation, looking for Arab friends.

written by Julian Shure, 12 December 2010
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Wikileaks to release porn movie 'Men at work'

Wikileaks shocking disclosure, 'President Barack Obama is a hermaphrodite!' Ex President GW Bush reacted quickly by saying "I knew that!" Wikileaks now to release gay 'it' porn movie of the pair.

written by Julian Shure, 07 December 2010
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Game of Cat and Mouse

David Icke says Julian Assange is a shape shifting mouse and Rupert Murdoch is a shape shifting cat, David said "Basically its a game of cat and mouse."

written by Julian Shure, 07 December 2010
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Julian assange to give Interview!

After Julians court hearing he'll be transported to America for waterboarding not that he's hiding any secrets, but hey everyones got to earn a living, finally he'll be interviewed by Rupert Murdoch.

written by Julian Shure, 07 December 2010
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Julian Assange arrested

Julian was arrested in the UK, after a court hearing he'll be handed over to the American authorities, followed by the Iranian, Russian, Saudi Arabian and Turkish authorities for further questioning.

written by Julian Shure, 07 December 2010
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Ahmadinejad evaluates Wikileaks

Ahmadinejad examined the Wikileaks, his evaluation was, only a donkey or a pig would waste their time reviewing such things.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Watchdog goes after TV

Pete Burns was intercepted by the German Shepard, when trying to break into the Collagen Factory.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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David Cameron tweets 'I'm related to Queen'

William Hague tweets back "does that mean I'm in for a chance?"

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Man gets arrested for typing typo

"I'm going to hack into my wife!" The man lost his password and sent the message accidentally to his soon to be ex wife, thinking it was his lover.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Barking Priest

The dyslexic Priest said the Dog told him to do it.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Mad Priest follows dog

The dyslexic Priest was seen praying to a Bull Dog.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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King Abdullah admits to typo

King Abdullah tweets "I meant the Persian *cat."

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Britain pays a high price for foreign takeover

Britain pays £50 billion for foreign takeover. "No wonder the economy's on its knees! Shouldn't that be the other way round?" said the 5 year old.

written by Julian Shure, 05 December 2010
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Sony releases 22in TV

"I'm glad it's all over!" said the cross dressing dwarf.

written by Julian Shure, 04 December 2010
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Spain's Deputy PM says strike will not happen again

The Deputy Prime Ministers wife has since forgiven him, as long as it never happens again.

written by Julian Shure, 04 December 2010
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Why did the fox cross the road

because he wanted to get to the chicken.

written by Julian Shure, 03 December 2010
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Ahmajinedad goes to Arab summit

There was an uncomfortable silence after Ahmajinedad said "Hello my Arab Friends!"

written by Julian Shure, 03 December 2010
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WikiLeaks cables: Gordon Brown an 'abysmal' prime minister

Gordon Brown reacted by saying "I've been called worse."

written by Julian Shure, 02 December 2010
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