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Spoof Writers Surprisingly Mum on Osama Assassination

Guess they all figured someone else would write about it.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 03 May 2011
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Osama bin Laden Killed by U.S. Forces

Reapers demand to see long-form death certificate.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
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Satan is Dead!

Christians baffled that evil still exists in the world.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
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'Birthers' Rethink Strategy After Minor Setback

Start by officially changing their name to 'afterbirthers'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 29 April 2011
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Newt Gingrich Fears 'Athiest America'

Because if he wins the next presidential election it'll certainly prove that God does not exist.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 30 March 2011
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U.S. Military Apologizes for Horrific Afghan Photos

Promises to only kill innocent civilians using air strikes and drones, so as not to further tarnish their carefully orchestrated image as 'Liberators'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 March 2011
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Sammy Hagar Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

Says the implant they put in his body was found to be made of 'Heavy Metal'.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 22 March 2011
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Ann Coulter Says 'Radiation Good For You'

Proving once again why no one in their right mind would touch her with a ten foot pole.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 19 March 2011
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Rush Limbaugh Says Media Exaggerating Japan Disaster

Agrees to shove Fukushima's core reactor up his fat ass to prove it.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 17 March 2011
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The Supreme Being Exercises His Right to Free Speech After Supreme Court Ruling

The Supreme Court rules that the Westboro Baptist Church has a right to say, "God hates fags." God rules that He has the right to say, "I hate the Westboro Baptist Church."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 03 March 2011
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Lady Gaga Wins Grammy for 'Best Madonna Impersonation'

Lady Gaga thanked the older popstar for inspiration, and stated that the egg she hatched from was symbolic of the successful cloning procedure. She also won Best Pop Vocal Album for The Fame Whore.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 14 February 2011
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Craigslist Congressman says photo was actually meant for P90X ad

"I don't know how photos got mixed up, except to say that I guess the 'muscle confusion' part applied to my mental state as well", he was quoted as saying.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 11 February 2011
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Berlusconi to host 'The Burlesqueconi Show'

Mired in another sex scandal, Silvio Berlusconi tries to improve his image with a new variety show a'la Jack Benny. He'll tell jokes, play the upright bass, and do the bunga bunga with guests.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 11 February 2011
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Producers of Two and a Half Men contemplating name change

Proposed titles have been narrowed down to:

* Two and a Half Stints in Rehab
* Two and a Half Strikes

and

* One and a Half Men

Announcement to be made soon...

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 04 February 2011
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Marvin K. Mubarak Will You Please Go Now!

Egyptians take their inspiration from Dr. Seuss and chant: "The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. GO! We don't care how."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 04 February 2011
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Blake Lively tops AskMen's 'Most Desirable' list

Changes surname to Lovely.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Jesus sees his shadow

Signaling six more weeks until the apocalypse.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Egyptologists debate Mubarak's pharaonic nickname

Invoking Egypt's dynastic past, the names have been narrowed down to: King Mubarakhenaten, Heavehotep, Snafu, Fubar, Da-Nile, and Kaput. Polling will take place soon to determine the winner.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 February 2011
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Mubarak pleads for just a little more time playing dictator

Citing his enjoyment at playing king of the sandbox, President Mubarak asks the Egyptian people if he can stay up and play for just a few more hours. He then promises to take his toys and go home.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 01 February 2011
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Shangheist! China censors Internet

The Chinese government has blocked social networking sites and search engines from pulling up anything about the Egyptian uprising, lest their people get any kung funny ideas.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 31 January 2011
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SAG Awards illustrate superficiality of Egyptian uprising

As Egyptians pass the time protesting over trifles like democracy and human rights, The United States is busy doing the important work of honoring the acting talent of the rich and famous.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 31 January 2011
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Two and a Half Men suffers Hiatus hernia

The sitcom shutdown production today in what's jokingly being called, "a hiatal hiatus." No word on whether or not Charlie Sheen suffered another hernia from the pun.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 29 January 2011
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Charlie Sheen hospitalized for 'Hyena' hernia

A rare form of Hiatal hernia caused by laughing too hard. LOL... oh shit...

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 28 January 2011
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Kim Kardashian has 6 million Twits following her

Proving once again that Jesus died in vain.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 28 January 2011
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