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American family visit UK, food "awful"

An American family came to Britain yesterday and hated the food."White sugar,fat and bread" was one comment."What's in this "Black Pudding"? and "Where's my hot sauce"were others.Spray-on cheese is 54

written by Nick Ers, 20 September 2010
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Slipknot announce new masks modelled on "Muppets"

Slipknot have unveiled new mask designs for their new album,due in November.The metallers are set to don headwear based on Jim Henson's Muppets.Frontman Corey Taylor said "I'm happy with Rowlf"

written by Nick Ers, 19 September 2010
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Gamer uses XBox Live avatar on driving licence

"It's kind of awkward if the Saxo gets pulled over by the pigs,'cos I have to look like an animated loop of a headshot from Saving Private Ryan for a minute,but it's worth it" said a prat yesterday.

written by Nick Ers, 19 September 2010
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Vatican admits that Pope Paedo XVI Wikipedia page may have been hacked

Journalists rely on the internet resource nowadays instead of real writing,so the news comes as no surprise to many,after last month,Justin Bieber had to issue a statement that he was 16,not "300".

written by Nick Ers, 19 September 2010
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Channel 4 admits cancelling Big Brother was "A big mistake"

Channel 4 executives admit they had been "Premature" in ending hit reality show Big Brother."We've forgotten how to make programmes!" panicked show head Peter Plapp."Has anyone seen Skins?"

written by Nick Ers, 19 September 2010
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Sir Alan Sugar to go to fancy-dress party as "Dog The Bounty Hunter"

Sir Alan,creator of The Apprentice and the worst PCs in "use" today said "It was that or John Culshaw"

written by Nick Ers, 18 September 2010
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Jarvis Cocker explains delay in new Pulp material.

Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker tweeted the reason for the delay in new material was due to the fact that he fell down a grid in the street near his house in North London.

written by Nick Ers, 18 September 2010
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PETA confirms actual name.

Animal "rights" gobshites yesterday confirmed their acronym actually means Please Eat These Animals.

written by Nick Ers, 18 September 2010
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Army announces "Intelligent Bullets" refuse to be fired.

The British Army,which has deployed so-called "Smart Bullets" in Afghanistan,are frustrated by them refusing to fire.The bullets said "We're pacifists"

written by Nick Ers, 18 September 2010
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Top Gear Pope-iness

Pope to drive BBC Top Gear's "Reasonably Priced Car"

written by Nick Ers, 18 September 2010
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