Spoof Snippets
Showing snippets written by Scoop Pynchon.
Show all snippets.
Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Bud Selig to add 4th division in American League
Division to be comprised of only the New York Yankees, thus assuring their appearance in the playoffs every year.
"Might as well," said Selig.
written by Scoop Pynchon, 29 September 2010
Senate votes to replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
New policy: "Shut Up, Who Cares?"
written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
Bruno Mars arrested for cocaine possession.
Ironically, he was listening to Freddy Mercury while driving his Saturn.
written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
James Carville on the Tea Party movement: "It's a movement all right."
"You know what I'm talking about."
written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
Christine O'Donnell: "I dabbled into rational thought."
"Back in college...I had thoughts of expressing sexual desires, helping the less fortunate, that sort of thing. It's not for me."
written by Scoop Pynchon, 22 September 2010
Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Send To A Friend
Send this site to a friend!
Mailing List
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!