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Bud Selig to add 4th division in American League
Division to be comprised of only the New York Yankees, thus assuring their appearance in the playoffs every year.
"Might as well," said Selig.
Senate votes to replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
New policy: "Shut Up, Who Cares?"
Bruno Mars arrested for cocaine possession.
Ironically, he was listening to Freddy Mercury while driving his Saturn.
James Carville on the Tea Party movement: "It's a movement all right."
"You know what I'm talking about."
Christine O'Donnell: "I dabbled into rational thought."
"Back in college...I had thoughts of expressing sexual desires, helping the less fortunate, that sort of thing. It's not for me."
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