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More people affected by recalled eggs than previously thought.

Most men that have gotten sick from the eggs, just thought it was from their wives cooking. One man said, I new it was something else because I didnt get as sick as I usually do from her cooking.

written by High Higgler, 22 August 2010
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PETA says it is now ok to kill racoons

PETA founder says it has nothing to do with them getting in her trash, but that they carry diease and may hurt another animal.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Imam leader of the proposed mosque reveals budget.

Imam said he needs 100 million tax payer dollars for his overseas trip. The White House says they have looked at the budget, and its legit

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Prison is on lock down after massive riot

This repoter learned that the new Halo game for playstation was 4 days late, because security guards had to check 4000 games before passing them out, which caused a massive riot.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Shocking news about Nancy Pelosi

A childhood friend announced today that the speaker of the house is actually Skeletor from HE-MAN.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Satan is going to negotiate peace talks

The ruler of darkness is coming out of hiding to negotiate peace within the Democratic party.

written by High Higgler, 20 August 2010
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Most American women can speak Spanish

Since most women do the shopping in the USA, we have learned that they also are fluent in Spanish. They say that since all products are written in Spanish they have had to learn the language or starve

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Obama said The Spoof is a good news source!

After the President made this statement this morning. The Spoof lost 85% of its readers. We are now showing record low numbers, but we are still beating MSNBC, and CNN.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Ground Zero Mosque to be moved

After so much public pressure to move the Mosque at Ground Zero. Obama said the terrorist could build it in the center of the Pentagon.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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A man killed himself this morning!

A man blew his head off this morning with a 12 guage shotgun, after his wife told him, that her mother would be moving in with them.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Jane Fonda new spokesperson for Ground Zero Mosque

Mohhamed Something said: We felt she was a good choice because, the infidels hate her more than us, and this will divert their attention, while we build our Tolerance factory.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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Rodney King gets another beating!

After a drunk Rodney King called a group of Paramedics, Ambulance drivers, they proceeded to beat the shit out of him until he died. The L.A.P.D is now trying to hire the Paramedics.

written by High Higgler, 19 August 2010
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New rules for TSA workers.

The TSA will no longer be screening anyone of middle eastern descent, because of political correctness. They will only screen old people from now on, unless they are a Towel Head.

written by High Higgler, 18 August 2010
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White guy banned from store for speaking English

A white man has be banned for speaking English at his local 7 eleven. Abduul yacmar said something we did not understand in a statement this morning. The white man may face a hate crime charge.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Rachel Maddow's girlfriend broke up with her.

A freind of the family said in a statement. Rachel knows Glen Beck is behind this, and she will expose him on her show tonight, to all 6 of her viewers.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Man hung child molester from tree in front yard for 2 weeks!

Apparently no one gave a shit, he was taken down after he started to decay and stink. The police dept. said, no charges will be filed.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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13,000 illegal mexicans crossed the border today!

The White House said in a statement, that this is 4 less than yesterday. Obama was quick to say that I told you we were on top of this problem. Also 4 more jobs have been created by the stimulus.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Terrorist mastermind refuses to blow self up and is given hero status!

Mohhamed something says it is because of my strong will that I am able to wait for my 72 Virgins, but I need to be here to show others, the proper technique in blowing themselves up.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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New report on the economy has sluts scared!

Economist say we are in a downward spiral. Even street sluts are feeling the pinch. One slut said she is offering a buy one, get one free blow job, just to make enough money for cigarettes.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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DUMBO tries to kill himself (AGAIN)

After years of being teased the big eared elephant tried to end it all last night. Police say his hand was to big to pull the trigger on the gun. Leaving one more reason to make fun of the dumbass.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Survival expert Bear Grylls dies in port a potty

After years of pretending to shit in the woods, Bears lies caught up with him. The door became jammed, and he was overtaken by the fumes from his own shit. More to follow on this story.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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New device made for when wife is out of town

This device will belittle you, bitch non stop, complain of headaches, and interrupt every movie you attempt to watch. The makers say you will never know she left.
Made by Women of America

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Wal Mart has just bought 1 million scooters for their stores

Wal Mart CEO says these scooters are put in place so all the fat people can get all the way through the store. Before this purchase those fat bastards have been limited to the food isle.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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Gay man starves to death

A gay man has died from starvation after banning to many anti gay establishments, leaving him no where to buy food. The gay council has put a ban on banning buisnesses.

written by High Higgler, 17 August 2010
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