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Boston police destroy two poodles

Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line.

written by Moose, 16 April 2014
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Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'

In a landmark judgment, the Supreme Court on Tuesday created the "third gender" status for gays. Earlier, they were forced to write male or female as their gender.

written by Moose, 15 April 2014
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White House Bans "Doing It" in the Lincoln Bedroom

President Barack Obama has issued a statement, condemning the practice and has banned anyone from "doing it" in the Lincoln bedroom.

written by Moose, 07 April 2014
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Panic spreads as magnitude-1.9 quake hits Manhattan

New York City's Mayor, Bill de Blasio, says that the stress toll has risen to more than 239,093 from a powerful magnitude-1.9 earthquake that struck off Manhattan earlier today.

written by Moose, 02 April 2014
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Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid introduced a bill in the US Senate this morning, assigning Democrats to the Endangered Species List.

written by Moose, 13 March 2014
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Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12.

written by Moose, 11 March 2014
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PBS bans 'upskirt' photos, closes Peeping Puppet loophole

PBS has finally banned puppets from secretly taking pictures or video under another person's clothing.

written by Moose, 08 March 2014
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Pope Drops C-Bomb

Pope Francis droped the C-Bomb, when questioned by female reporter about F-Bomb

written by Moose, 08 March 2014
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U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic.

written by Moose, 03 March 2014
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President Obama Declares War on Winter

President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city.

written by Moose, 03 March 2014
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USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics.

written by Moose, 27 February 2014
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Obama Launches WebCam Program for the Disadvantaged

President Barack Obama on Thursday launched a public program to provide webcams to African-American and Latino young men and boys.

written by Moose, 27 February 2014
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Duck Dynasty star dies of duck bite

Phil Robertson has died of a duck bite after refusing to seek medical attention after a duck bit his left testicle during the taping of a Duck Dynasty episode.

written by Moose, 17 February 2014
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USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics.

written by Moose, 17 February 2014
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Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

A Caucasian man was found guilty of the fatal shooting of an African-American teenager over loud music, but a mistrial was declared after the all-black jury broke out their boom-boxes to celebrate.

written by Moose, 16 February 2014
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Entire USA Olympic Skating Team Comes Out of the Closet

SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay.

written by Moose, 16 February 2014
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Obama signs order to require same-sex marriage for federal workers

President Obama signed an executive order on Wednesday to require same-sex marriages for all federal workers and encouraged employers nationwide to require same-sex marriages for their workers.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman accidentally choked himself following his team's victory over the Denver Broncos in Superbowl XLVIII.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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US Department of Education Eliminates High School Graduation Requirements

The US Department of Education Secretary, Arne Duncan, announced today that Graduation requirements for US high school students would be eliminated to increase the graduation rate.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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Gooogle Unveils Gooogle Ass Cam at CES

Gooogle has announced that it has developed a partnership with Depenz, American Stanterd, and Sharmin to bring Gooogle technology into the bathroom.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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US Inflation Rate Hits All-Time Low But Prices Continue to Rise

US Bureau of Labor Statistics spokesman, Ben Dover, today announced that the US inflation rate has hit an all time low of .000137 percent.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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Miley Cyrus To Star In Adult Films

Steven Hershey Hiwae, CEO of the world's largest adult film company, Foxy Entertainment LLC, announced today that Miley Cyrus has signed to appear in 17 new adult films, direct 37 and produce 4.

written by Moose, 12 February 2014
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Harley Davidson Announces New Model - "The Compensator"

The new bike will have a 3200cc engine, producing 237 horsepower and 267 ft./pounds of torque.

written by Moose, 04 October 2013
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Crockstar Games to Release "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?"

After the hugely successful debut of "Gran Thief Otto 17" today, Crockstar Games has announced that they will be releasing "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?" just in time for the upcoming holiday season.

written by Moose, 17 September 2013
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