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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.

written by Moose, 26 August 2015
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Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.

written by Moose, 20 June 2015
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Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.

written by Moose, 18 June 2015
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Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.

written by Moose, 18 June 2015
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Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait

written by Moose, 18 June 2015
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Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.

written by Moose, 17 June 2015
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Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.

written by Moose, 10 June 2015
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Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'

After Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy".

written by Moose, 26 May 2015
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".

written by Moose, 23 May 2015
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White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear

ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog.

written by Moose, 22 May 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.

written by Moose, 21 May 2015
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Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors

After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at Tuskegee University, Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather.

written by Moose, 14 May 2015
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Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, told The Spoof Today.

written by Moose, 13 May 2015
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Apple to Unveil iPen

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.

written by Moose, 11 May 2015
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Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter.

written by Moose, 08 May 2015
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Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika.

written by Moose, 30 April 2015
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Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream.

written by Moose, 30 April 2015
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Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."

written by Moose, 28 April 2015
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Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner plans to complete his transformation into a woman by dumping "his" Republican Party and becoming a full blown, bleeding-heart liberal.

written by Moose, 28 April 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).

written by Moose, 27 April 2015
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Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.

written by Moose, 27 April 2015
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iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's iToons website displayed the Aaple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area.

written by Moose, 24 April 2015
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New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men.

written by Moose, 24 April 2015
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President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.

written by Moose, 22 April 2015
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