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President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force
The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military.
Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Rapist?
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial rapist.
First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'
First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes.
Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory
Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama told The Spoof.
President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left
US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side.
Massive Snow Storm Misses New York City - City Shuts Down
A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway.
Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype
President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen.
Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half
President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House.
Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'
Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook".
Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General
Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America.
Obama chooses Catwoman to replace Holder as attorney general
President Obama will nominate Catwoman to succeed Eric Holder as attorney general, Whitehouse press secretary Joker, said Friday.
Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"
Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, declared the US economic crisis "over" today.
President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'
President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years.
Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISIL
The United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria.
President Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL
President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. He reiterated that the United States would never comment on strategy, tactics or timetables.
Toddler caught trying to break into White House
A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. The boy was just waterboarded, changed, fed and returned to his parents.
Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York
New York City residents mopped up Saturday after tropical storm Arthur missed New York, and doused cable news networks' celebrations.
President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans
A few days after Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton, Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a payday loan center at least twice a month.
UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"
UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president.
Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah
Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran.
Michael Sam traded to Packers
In an incredibly ironic twist, openly gay football player, Michael Sam, was traded by the St. Louis Rams to the Greenbay Packers.
Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult
LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling has condemned descriptions in North Korean state media of President Obama as a "crossbreed" and a "wicked black monkey".
Boston police destroy two poodles
Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line.
Supreme Court recognizes Gays as 'third gender'
In a landmark judgment, the Supreme Court on Tuesday created the "third gender" status for gays. Earlier, they were forced to write male or female as their gender.
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