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Hillary Clinton was spotted this afternoon brushing her own hair. Video and detailed analysis available NOW on TheSpoofCableNetwork.com

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *

Hillary Clinton was spotted this morning entering a restroom at hotel. She emerged a few minutes later. Full details tonight.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican candidates held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.

written by Moose, 15 April 2015
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Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had.

written by Moose, 09 April 2015
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NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

Michael Sam, NFL's first openly gay player, was lambasted by NFL Commissioner, Biff Wellington, for his performance and comments on ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

written by Moose, 07 April 2015
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California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against straights.

written by Moose, 03 April 2015
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ISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran

ISIS commander, Haid D'Salaami, ordered his soldiers to execute a mass-defecation on the holy Quran to prove their manliness.

written by Moose, 02 April 2015
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Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat.

written by Moose, 01 April 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders.

written by Moose, 01 April 2015
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California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in CA, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the GAG has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to allow killing of straights.

written by Moose, 26 March 2015
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US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

Surgeon General Vice Admiral Vivek H. Murthy, released a study today recommending that President Obama issue an executive order to establish a Federal United Copulation Center (FUCC).

written by Moose, 20 March 2015
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Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

USGS Chief Scientist, Jack MeHoff, released a study today that concludes that the increasing number of solar eclipses is due to Global Climate Change, caused by human activity.

written by Moose, 20 March 2015
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Telsa Motors Unveils Coal-Powered SUV

Telsa Motors' CEO, Ellen Mush, announced their next "green" vehicle - The Telsa Model C. The model C is the first coal-powered vehicle since the 1884 Trepardeux.

written by Moose, 20 March 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

In a stunning moment, President Obama signed an executive order that mandates all African-Americans to vote. Obama signed the order in a meeting in Detroit on Thursday.

written by Moose, 20 March 2015
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John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name.

written by Moose, 18 March 2015
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Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bears International

The Justice Department is preparing to bring a lawsuit against Polar Bears International over a pattern of racially discriminatory tactics.

written by Moose, 17 March 2015
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Chris Christie Foundation Recommends Closing the income gap for fat people

Spokesman for The Chris Christie Foundation, Betha Buhderbahl, announced that the foundation will take on a weighty issue when it comes to the income gap between healthy people and the obese.

written by Moose, 13 March 2015
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Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program.

written by Moose, 12 March 2015
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Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill.

written by Moose, 11 March 2015
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EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume.

written by Moose, 09 March 2015
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12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics.

written by Moose, 08 March 2015
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Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.

written by Moose, 03 March 2015
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President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military.

written by Moose, 25 February 2015
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