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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor
Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year
Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.
Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else.
Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill
U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.
Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?
The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait
Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else
Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.
Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry
The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.
Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'
After Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy".
Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV
George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear
ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog.
President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers
President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.
Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors
After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at Tuskegee University, Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather.
Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, told The Spoof Today.
Apple to Unveil iPen
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.
Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter
A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter.
Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika
Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika.
Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children
President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream.
Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest
Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."
Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete
Bruce Jenner plans to complete his transformation into a woman by dumping "his" Republican Party and becoming a full blown, bleeding-heart liberal.
President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change
President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).
Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated
Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.
iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch
In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's iToons website displayed the Aaple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area.
New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer
A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men.
President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron
President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.
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