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Obama Calls Black TV Executive a 'Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy'
After Byron Allen unloaded on President Barack Obama, calling him a 'White President In Black Face', Obama fired back, calling the black TV executive a "Gawd-Dammed Frigging Pussy".
Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV
George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
White Man Kills Unarmed Black Bear
ANCHORAGE, AK - An unarmed black bear was fatally shot after it threatened a white homeowner and his white dog.
President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers
President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.
Michelle Obama Blames Her Thin Skin On Her White Ancestors
After being lambasted by both the left and right for her portrayal of being a "victim" at Tuskegee University, Michelle Obama, blamed her thin skin on her white great-great-great grandfather.
Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, told The Spoof Today.
Apple to Unveil iPen
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.
Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter
A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter.
Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika
Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika.
Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children
President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream.
Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest
Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."
Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete
Bruce Jenner plans to complete his transformation into a woman by dumping "his" Republican Party and becoming a full blown, bleeding-heart liberal.
President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change
President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).
Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated
Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.
iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch
In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's iToons website displayed the Aaple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area.
New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer
A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men.
President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron
President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.
President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change
This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change.
More schools to offer breakfast in bed
President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students.
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Hillary Clinton was spotted this afternoon brushing her own hair. Video and detailed analysis available NOW on TheSpoofCableNetwork.com
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Hillary Clinton was spotted this morning entering a restroom at hotel. She emerged a few minutes later. Full details tonight.
Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van
Republican candidates held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.
Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality
According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.
Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'
President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had.
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