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The truth is finally out.According to Prof. Itchy Witchy carbon dating and DNA probe it is now finally established that Cleopatra was ..a MAN..
Helicopter Mystery Revealed !
The reason why the US Seals were not detected by Pak radars was that they had all been fired directly onto Laden house by the Super duper canon USC 1199PD currently deployed in Iraq.
Gaddafi Joins the Rebels !
Qaddafi has joined the rebels. He had been held against his wishes by his sons who were using him as a scapegoat for their anti democracy acts,he told newsmen .He'll lead the rebels now .
Godzilla Awakes !
Satellite pictures have confirmed what the locals were whispering among themselves in Japan. It is Godzilla who is now getting ready to come out after a long sleep under the sea.Evidence- The Tsunami.
Indian PM takes responsibility for Tsunami
The Indian PM has taken responsibility for the Tsunami in Japan in line with the Coalition Dharma with the Pacific.Efforts are on to pacify the Pacific, he added,so that the Govt. stays.
Tokyo swept away to Alaska!
Japanese were shocked to find their capital city had been swept away to Alaska with the Tsunami ! Japanese Leaders are pleading with with the Alaskan Governor to let them tow it back, but in vain.
Atlas reprimanded for derliction of duty !
The Divine Vigilance Officer has reportedly caught Atlas red handed while he was busy scratching his back instead of balancing the Earth,and thus caused the Tsunami.He was left with a reprimand.
New Love Tax in the Offing !
The Zimbabwe government has decided to put a ten percent tax per kiss on couples found kissing.It is to be deducted from their salary.Special spy cameras are being installed everywhere.
How to steal a Million, How ?
It is quite easy, buy a mask, hire a bike,snatch a handgun from any sleeping policeman, barge into any bank and say-Hands up ! Then take the wad of notes and vanish. Simple.
MJ's shoes found !
Fans looking for souvenirs in and around the Late MJ's mansion have found his original shoes he used to moonwalk in- stuck on the moon's surface reflected in his bath tub.
Hitler's original moustache Found !
The shaved off portions of Hitler's moustache were found near the site of the bunker he passed his last days in . It was bound in a small pouch with a note-with love to Eva - Adolf.
Berlusconi's got wisdom !
The much ridiculed Italian prime Minister M. Berlusconi has found the remedy for his hasty and jocular utterances. He shall keep two porcelain tablets in his mouth so as to blur his words.
Musharrf's Great Falldown
Exiled former Pak dictator has fallen,finally-he fell down the front steps of his mansion .
The Gunhirers !
There's a new home delivery service in your town. It is called the Hire a weapon for emergency use. If you wish to rob a bank,burgle a house, want to shoot someone go and get the weapon you like.
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