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Nick Griffin banned from Palace Party

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, was today banned from attending a party at Buckingham Palace said a Palace spokesman due to the fact the he is, "a bit of a cunt."

written by The Jonner, 22 July 2010

Gibson to explode

Mel Gibson has announced that he will blow himself up next week. "I've had enough of this bullshit and, to be honest, I deserve it."

written by The Jonner, 16 July 2010


BP has announced plans to stop the Gulf Coast oil leak by using sanitary towels and tampons. "We've tried everything else and are clutching at straws now," said a spokesman.

written by The Jonner, 15 July 2010

Piers Morgan given ANOTHER job!

Piers Morgan, renowned lying and gullible British journalist is somehow still in gainful employment. People with IQs of over 75 are said to be "dumfounded."

written by The Jonner, 15 July 2010

Hulk embraces baldness

Hulk Hogan announces that he will no longer be wearing his bandana. Cotton prices expected to fall; Egyptian industry bigwigs said to be "perturbed."

written by The Jonner, 12 July 2010

BP Boss in PR gaffe

The head of BP has been attacked for saying that, "less sea birds means less bird shit on the Gulf Coast's cars. It's win-win"

written by The Jonner, 12 July 2010

Lloyd Webber to write new musical "Moat"

Andrew Lloyd Webber today announced his intention to stage a musical based on the life of Raoul Moat. "We start casting next week with a view to premiere before Christmas," he stated.

written by The Jonner, 12 July 2010

ITV 2 reveal new reality show

ITV 2 today announced plans to produce a new reality show based on the exploits of Raoul Moat. "Moat's Mentalists" will be looking for contestants from next week. See for more details.

written by The Jonner, 12 July 2010

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