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Migrants Killed By Train In Canyon

Certainly not their lucky week!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 April 2015
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Labour To Set Out Key Immigration Policies

.....in a nutshell, "Come on down, the price is right!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 April 2015
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Farage 'Insults' Audience At Leaders' Debate.

It's virtually impossible to insult a BBC audience most of whom wander in off the streets for a free hot soup and a slice of bread.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Express Owner Desmond Gives £1m To UKIP

Do-nothing-Dave and Little Eddie Milipeed have bowel malfunctions!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Corrie To Lay Anne Kirkbride's Deirdre To Rest

Why not bury the rest of the cast, they have been 'dead' for feckin' years.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Sturgeon Tells Little Eddie Milipeed: I Will Make You PM

"You shall go to the Ball....after you have given me yours!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Poll: Tories And Labour Still Neck And Neck

if only with the noose around BOTH their necks!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
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Supermarket Revamps Bonus Scheme For Top Managers

Every bit of staff exploitation helps!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
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London Jewellery Heist 'Likely An Inside Job' say Police.

......talk about stating the bleedin' obvious.....come back Columbo, all is foregiven!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 April 2015
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Boost For Miliband And Labour In New Polls

Or in plain English, they are further up the poll than usual!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 April 2015
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Prince William On Alert For Royal Baby Dash.

Determined to get there this time before the real father arrives.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 April 2015
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TV Debate Notes Reveal Little Eddie Milipeed 'The Happy Wanderer'.

Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
Oh, may I always laugh and sing,
Beneath God's clear blue sky! Come visit Little Ed at Broadmoor Mon-Fri admission free!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 April 2015
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Harry To Train With Australian Special Forces.

..cannot wait to sample the 'bush' tucker Sheila's!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 April 2015
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Do-nothing-Dave Pledges To Create Two Million Extra Jobs

,....plus a cure for cancer, total world peace, trains that run on time and a free curlywurly for everyone!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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PM Says Britain Needs To Take Cuts 'Medicine'.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Part 6 cometh if Torys win election.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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B&Q Owner To Shut 60 Stores Amid Profit Slump

....talk about DIY!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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Ed 'mincer' Milipeed And Do-nothing-Dave For Live Showdown,

The "Powderpuff two-step"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Styles In Tears After Zayn Malik Leaves 1D

I know how he must feel I cannot stop crying tears of joy myself. One down, four to go!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Poll: Do-nothing-Dave Wins Leaders' TV Clash.

..up against Little Eddie Milipeed even a 3 year old could win....well done Dave!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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'Home Alone' Arrest Made Every Day - Report

.....about bloody time, those movies are diabolical!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Hard Ed v Smooth Dave: The Verdict.

............two tossers for the price of one!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Wife Jailed For Attempt To 'Boil Her Husband'.

..............poor sod, he only married her for her culinary skills in the first place!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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Britain To Boost Falkland Islands Defences

.....two new peashooters purchased from Amazon.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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Church Appoints Its Second Woman Bishop

.....due to a dire shortage of choirboys!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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