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"Don't call me Dick!"

According to reaserchers pressures made Richard III 'Hit The Booze',"to right, he also enjoyed the odd 'spliff', deep fried Mars Bars and Breaking Bad! Mind you, he was total shit a parallel parking!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 August 2014
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Palm Court?

A national sperm bank is to be set up to meet increasing demand and a UK-wide shortage......Wankers-R-Us.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2014
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Feltz strange

Four more perverts discovered in Venessa's pants........."no wonder I have felt so uncomfortable all these years!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 July 2014
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Man up punk!

Bill & Ben arrested by Operation Yewtree following bullying complaints from 'Little Weed'

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2014
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......."balls to you to fella!"

"Come on Andy Murray, bite the bastard!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 June 2014
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...Jim will crucifix it!

Jimmy Savile exposed as clandestine Catholic Priest!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 June 2014
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.........."you want chips with that Senor?"

Hollywood moguls wooing Suarez to star in The Hunger Games:4

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 June 2014
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Ease up on the KY

Jogger found dead after 'sliding' off Cliff, "I had assumed she was over 16" croaked and elderly Mr Richard.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2014
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Every little firearm helps!

ISIS may have recruited 1,500 Britains'....good hours, casual easy-clean uniforms, free meals, long holidays in the sun and the chicks are free.....beats Tesco!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2014
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Makin' da offer capisce.

Pope denounces 'evil' crime syndicate......disbands Catholic church!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2014
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Balls to this!

Hodgson to keep job as England manager until Bruce Forsyth becomes available, lets face it his footwork is legendary.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2014
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BUGOFF!

Supermarket chain Morrison is to cut up to 2,600 jobs following a 7.1% slump in sales...Capitalism at it's finest.....expect the rest of the overpriced greedy bastards to follow suit!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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McWhippy!

McDonald's to recruit 8,000 young staff. "12 Years A Slave":The Sequel!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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Sniffer dogs my arse!

BREAKING NEWS: Parliament evacuated due to a 'suspicious' package...later confirmed as one of Ed Milibands soiled nappies!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
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I put a spell on you.

Asda's England flag looks like a KKK costume....Tesco retaliate with BOGOF deal on fiery crosses, Sainsburys offer carrier bags with eye holes and the Co-Op merely closes early!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 30 May 2014
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Hodgson names England team.

.........books day trip to Brazil!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 May 2014
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Gerry Adams 'Questioned For 17 Hours A Day'

.......tells reporters, "I'm feckin' determined to win this years Mastermind with my specialist subject, 'The IRA's Greatest Hits'!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 May 2014
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A right royal carry-on!

When asked what she thought of Ulura a rather bored and hearing impaired Kate replied: "I see heir's cock quite enough at home thank you very much!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 April 2014
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Howsaboutit

Roll up, roll up, get your Savile claim in and 'win' £60,000.....chancers of the world unite!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 April 2014
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Ferry Sad

Gerry and The Pacemakers cancel proposed South Korean tour out of respect.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2014
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Shake it all about!

Nick Clegg and Vince Cable consider BBC 'Strictly' compare offer.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 April 2014
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It's a steal

Furniture Company DFS Flash sale; free cat inside every sofa.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 April 2014
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......strewth, the truth is out there!!

Apparently Scientists have recreated Mars in Herefordshire at a cost of £1.2bn.........surely it would have been cheaper to go to Norfolk if looking for aliens?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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Schwarzenegger To Play Ageing Terminator

........thus reprising that classic line..."Ow! My back!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2014
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