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PM Wants 'Conversation' About Killer Seagulls
right on Dave then afterwards....if you have time perhaps we can discuss world poverty, world wars, child abuse and other petty matters!
Rail workers near-miss with 100mph train
....."what der feck was dat!"
Secure Zone At Calais To Tackle Migrant Crisis
............surely more cost effective to buy a box of grenades?
Football Pitch-Length Fatberg Found In Wales
Eric Pickles denies visiting Powys.
Teenager Electrocuted On Train Is Named
Migrant Found Dead In Channel Tunnel
..............one down 300,000 to go!
Damon Albarn Carried Off Stage After Epic Set
Duracell endorsment package renegotiated.
Best of Five?
Princess Charlotte's Five Godparents Revealed.....Dopey. Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy....Doc and Happy reportedly well pissed off!
Sometimes a headline defeats satire
P Diddy Arrested Over Assault With Deadly Weapon!
Ladbrokes And Gala Coral In Talks Over Merger
..remind me to place a bet at Paddy Power cobber!
Mum Foils Plot To Blow Up Buckingham Palace
London Underground Reveals Night Tube Map....
"Let your Oyster start a journey through a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before
Let the tube take you where you long to be.
.....knee deep in vomit on the floor".
Al Qaeda in Yemen has announced the death of its leader, Nasir al Wuhayshi, in a US drone strike
could not have happened to a nicer guy!
Jeb Bush Kicks Off 2016 White House Bid
Jed Clampett decides to follow suit, ye haw!
Grimshaw And Ora Are 'Excited' X Factor Judges
Jesus H Christ can this crap get any worse!
Police find 25 'illegal Immigrants' in lorry.
...........is that all, must be a slow day then?
Tourists shocked as Migrants climb into Lorry
............normally the bastards are tipping out of them!
U2 Tour Manager Found Dead In LA Hotel Room...
....after listening to their last album I know how he feels!
Slade to re-release Kos I luv you...
..Bob Geldof and a cast of thousands on standy!
Prince Charles Shakes Hands With Gerry Adams
......during a visit to the 'gents'
Andy Burnham: I Am The Change Candidate
Jekyll or Hyde cobber?
Chuka Umunna Drops Labour Leadership Bid
..joins Hot chocolate comeback tour...money for nothing and the chicks are free.....and better looking than the Labour harpies!
Sarah Brightman's Trip To Space Called Off
....just discovered she is fresh out of baked beans.
Bear 'Buries Woman Alive To Eat Her Later'..
When interviewed by the police the bear replied:"Listen mate, have you seen how much Tesco are charging for horsemeat!"
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