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Oh, to be in England...now that summer is here!
Snow in May: White stuff hits parts of UK.....meanwhile, the brown stuff continues to hit everywhere else!
Gone but not forgotten.
Brad Pitt 'Emotional' about Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy...as are we all cobber...as are we all!
King of the bungle?
Safari guide filmed charging towards elephant, obviously Irish.
"You can tell by the way I'm outta work...but its alright!"
HSBC warns 14,000 more job cuts likely....soon they'll be turning job centres into night clubs due to record memberships.
"What, no flamin' Cornetto's!"
Marks & Spencers poaches Spaniard for key womanswear post....Juan Sheet told reporters he was pleased to leave the towels behind!
"Stone me cobber!"
Iran hit by 6.2 magnitude earthquake.....how would they ever know....it could be an annual stoning festival?
Sooner rather than later cobber!
An indian prisoner on death row in Pakistan responsible for a string of bomb attacks, has died in hospital after being attacked by fellow inmates in a high-security jail
Chop! Chop!
Viva Forever Spice Girls Musical is axed....pity it was not that actual Spice Girls who copped it instead!
"Oooooh! that feels better Matron!"
Boris Johnson 'attempts' a Chocolate Souffle...after weeks of trying numerous laxitives!
He's big down under you know.
Rolf Harris sex claims: Police Go To Australia...and who can blame them, it's a much better place than here and you can rely on the weather!
Osborne address BAFTA
Osborne:"Britain is the place to create top shows"...he should know, he's currently starring in one of the biggest comedies ever known, namely "The Coalition"
Asylum?
Fabled halfwit Tory, Ken Clarke brands UKIP Politicians 'Clowns'...."why can't they just be certified lunatics and retards like the rest of us moans Ken?"
Splash!!
Hotel guests found dead in swimming pool at Down Hall Country House Hotel, Essex............police confirm that Michael Barrymore was NOT staying at the hotel at the time!
Where's the point?
Topless Kate pictures: Two charged....presumably under the trades description act?
It's all balls to me cobber.
Seriously...an overpaid yob 'bites' another overpaid 'yob' and this garbage is endlessly paraded as UK news....get real people, there is a real world outside of this toxic island!!
".....room service Nurse!"
'Hospital Hotels' for the elderly....book me in at the Hilton Park Lane for my 80th birthday Sapphire, I'm bound to be decomposing by then.
"He's behind you!!"
Broadchurch.....so did you guess the killer?....did you even give a shit and is the Pope Jewish?
Royal Flush!
It's official.....-whoop-de-do-...Wills and Kate's 'creation' will become Queen. Don't tell Liz whatever you do as like her Royal season ticket she has not expired yet.
....case closed?
Souvenir stakes and garlic wristbands are available from the St Pauls gift shop.....just in case.
I hear you knoxing!
"Knox, knox who's there?......Amanda ain't!"
Detention for you lad!
Teachers have called for Michael Gove to resign as they passed a vote of no confidence in the Education Secretary..even his own Mother wishes she had kept the afterbirth instead!!
"You dirty Mayor!"
Boris Johnson admits: "I'd love a crack at PM"....later retracts statement saying he actually mean't: "I'd love a go at the PM's crack!"
"Orf with her head!"
Jessie J has hair shaved off for charity..I assume from head to toe?
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