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Malaysian Protesters Demand PM's Resignation..

..............send them over here and with luck we can get rid of Do-nothing-Dave!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 August 2015
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X-Factor opening edition down 1million viewers compared to 2014.

....keep up the good work and this crap could sink like the Titanic within weeks

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 August 2015
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Corbyn's Coffee Cup Sold On eBay For £51

Camerons underpants struggling at .99p or 'Buy it now' 50p

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 August 2015
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Do-nothing-Dave to emigrate to Australia to avoid worsening migrant crisis

..........begins surf board training while on holiday in Cornwall.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 August 2015
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PM Wants 'Conversation' About Killer Seagulls

right on Dave then afterwards....if you have time perhaps we can discuss world poverty, world wars, child abuse and other petty matters!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 July 2015
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Rail workers near-miss with 100mph train

....."what der feck was dat!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 July 2015
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Secure Zone At Calais To Tackle Migrant Crisis

............surely more cost effective to buy a box of grenades?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 July 2015
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Football Pitch-Length Fatberg Found In Wales

Eric Pickles denies visiting Powys.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015
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Teenager Electrocuted On Train Is Named

Dick Heaad.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015
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Migrant Found Dead In Channel Tunnel

..............one down 300,000 to go!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 July 2015
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Damon Albarn Carried Off Stage After Epic Set

Duracell endorsment package renegotiated.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 July 2015
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Best of Five?

Princess Charlotte's Five Godparents Revealed.....Dopey. Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy....Doc and Happy reportedly well pissed off!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2015
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Sometimes a headline defeats satire

P Diddy Arrested Over Assault With Deadly Weapon!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015
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Ladbrokes And Gala Coral In Talks Over Merger

..remind me to place a bet at Paddy Power cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015
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Mum Foils Plot To Blow Up Buckingham Palace

................bad Mummy!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015
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London Underground Reveals Night Tube Map....

"Let your Oyster start a journey through a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before
Let the tube take you where you long to be.
.....knee deep in vomit on the floor".

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2015
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Al Qaeda in Yemen has announced the death of its leader, Nasir al Wuhayshi, in a US drone strike

could not have happened to a nicer guy!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
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Jeb Bush Kicks Off 2016 White House Bid

Jed Clampett decides to follow suit, ye haw!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
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Grimshaw And Ora Are 'Excited' X Factor Judges

Jesus H Christ can this crap get any worse!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
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Police find 25 'illegal Immigrants' in lorry.

...........is that all, must be a slow day then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015
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Tourists shocked as Migrants climb into Lorry

............normally the bastards are tipping out of them!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 June 2015
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U2 Tour Manager Found Dead In LA Hotel Room...

....after listening to their last album I know how he feels!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 May 2015
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Slade to re-release Kos I luv you...

..Bob Geldof and a cast of thousands on standy!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 May 2015
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Prince Charles Shakes Hands With Gerry Adams

......during a visit to the 'gents'

written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 May 2015
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