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Herman Cain's new campaign message

Herman Cain unveiled his new campaign bumper sticker "I groped because I was a doped."

written by UWGB-Beek, 09 November 2011
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Herman Cain to end toppings jokes

Herman Cain will end his "How about some Cain toppings on your pizza" jokes after several women complained about feeling uncomfortable around him.

written by UWGB-Beek, 02 November 2011
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Perry promises 2.5 million non-paying jobs if elected

Rick Perry said he will create 2.5 million non-paying jobs, if elected. "I think just having a job is better than getting paid." Perry announced to his wife this morning.

written by UWGB-Beek, 26 October 2011
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Depressed Corporation in Therapy, Again

ExxonMobil is depressed again, it only made five billion dollars in profits in the third quarter. So ExonMobile is getting therapy for the depression it is feeling. Corporation hurt, too.

written by UWGB-Beek, 26 October 2011
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Rick Perry Wants Flat Tax to go with Flat World

Rick Perry thinks the world is flat and so should taxes. "Flat is beautiful." Rick Perry said in Parade magazine.

written by UWGB-Beek, 26 October 2011
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In Chicago, President more popular than Lovie Smith

A new poll shows President Obama is a still more popular than Lovie Smith in Chicago, but the deep dish pizza was still number one on the list of likeable things about Chicago.

written by UWGB-Beek, 06 September 2011
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Weird Al Set to Release Box Set on iTunes

Weird Al planned release on iTunes isn't getting the news the Beatles got for their box set, but he is hopeful someone might spend $9.99 to get it. The box set includes a new song called "Feed Me."

written by UWGB-Beek, 12 January 2011
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Tea Party going after Methodist

Tea Party members are now attacking Methodist because they believe the Methodist Church uses too much reason when they make a decision.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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Ann Coulter Comments Edited

Ann Coulter's comments on Bill O'Reilly had to be edited for their obscene nature when Ann Coulter said; "Liberals are stingy when come to them giving me oral sex." Fox News is the masters of editing.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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Larry King Doing Comedy Act

Larry King is taking his comedy act to a nursing home near you. The act will feature a routine he stole from Bob Hope.

written by UWGB-Beek, 21 December 2010
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Favre Streak Ends

Favre streak came to an end, but used time on the sidelines to send Jenn Sterger pictures of himself in street clothes.

written by UWGB-Beek, 14 December 2010
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Cliff Lee Doesn't Like Yankees

Cliff Lee doesn't believe money is why he plays the game and really doesn't want the Yankees to win any more World Series, so he isn't going to sign with the Yankees.

written by UWGB-Beek, 14 December 2010
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Republicans Don't Like Santa

Republicans don't like Santa because Santa believes in giving to the poor and the good boys and girls of the world.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Republicans Don't Like Santa

Republicans don't like Santa because Santa believes in giving to the poor and the good boys and girls of the world.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Glenn Beck Only Hates Himself

Glenn Beck admitted he only hates himself and blames his self-hate for the reason he dresses like a Nazi and goes after a certain ethnic group.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Fed Says Spoof Worse than WikiLeaks

The federal government claims The Spoof is worse than WikiLeaks because The Spoof has more believable information that could hurt important politicians.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Carrie Fisher Still Bitter

Carrie Fisher is still bitter about John Travolta taking her to a McDonalds on their first date, so she is calling him gay.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Johnny Boehner Cries

Johnny Boehner likes to cry because it is a skill he believes is important when screwing over the American public. He claims he learned it from Norm, the lovable Cheers' character.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Ja Rule's 2 Years in Jail Not Enough

Ja Rule's Two year prison term not enough to make up for the horrible acts he committed against music listeners during his career as a rapper.

written by UWGB-Beek, 13 December 2010
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Cam Newton Can't Spell Heisman

Cam Newton can throw a football, but he can't spell Heisman, so that might disqualify him from winning the award--if academics mattered in college sports.

written by UWGB-Beek, 10 December 2010
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Dan Rather Sick of Blogging

Dan Rather is mad as hell that he is stuck blogging and writing drivel for the blogosphere. "I was once a respected journalist, doing important work--now I am doing crap work." he said on Twitter.

written by UWGB-Beek, 10 December 2010
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Billionaires Make Pledge to Someday Do Something with Their Money

Billionaires are making pledges to do something with their money, but not right now, because times are tough for them.

written by UWGB-Beek, 09 December 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg Happy Mike Wallace is Too Old

Mark Zuckerberg is glad Mike Wallace is too old for "60 Minutes." "That old man could get anyone to spill the truth. I can't afford for people to know the truth."

written by UWGB-Beek, 09 December 2010
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Snooki Hopes Giant Ball Doesn't Fall on Her

Snooki hopes the giant glittery ball doesn't fall on her this New Years, but does hope to play with some non-glittery balls.

written by UWGB-Beek, 09 December 2010
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