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Herman Cain's new campaign message
Herman Cain unveiled his new campaign bumper sticker "I groped because I was a doped."
Herman Cain to end toppings jokes
Herman Cain will end his "How about some Cain toppings on your pizza" jokes after several women complained about feeling uncomfortable around him.
Perry promises 2.5 million non-paying jobs if elected
Rick Perry said he will create 2.5 million non-paying jobs, if elected. "I think just having a job is better than getting paid." Perry announced to his wife this morning.
Depressed Corporation in Therapy, Again
ExxonMobil is depressed again, it only made five billion dollars in profits in the third quarter. So ExonMobile is getting therapy for the depression it is feeling. Corporation hurt, too.
Rick Perry Wants Flat Tax to go with Flat World
Rick Perry thinks the world is flat and so should taxes. "Flat is beautiful." Rick Perry said in Parade magazine.
In Chicago, President more popular than Lovie Smith
A new poll shows President Obama is a still more popular than Lovie Smith in Chicago, but the deep dish pizza was still number one on the list of likeable things about Chicago.
Weird Al Set to Release Box Set on iTunes
Weird Al planned release on iTunes isn't getting the news the Beatles got for their box set, but he is hopeful someone might spend $9.99 to get it. The box set includes a new song called "Feed Me."
Tea Party going after Methodist
Tea Party members are now attacking Methodist because they believe the Methodist Church uses too much reason when they make a decision.
Ann Coulter Comments Edited
Ann Coulter's comments on Bill O'Reilly had to be edited for their obscene nature when Ann Coulter said; "Liberals are stingy when come to them giving me oral sex." Fox News is the masters of editing.
Larry King Doing Comedy Act
Larry King is taking his comedy act to a nursing home near you. The act will feature a routine he stole from Bob Hope.
Favre Streak Ends
Favre streak came to an end, but used time on the sidelines to send Jenn Sterger pictures of himself in street clothes.
Cliff Lee Doesn't Like Yankees
Cliff Lee doesn't believe money is why he plays the game and really doesn't want the Yankees to win any more World Series, so he isn't going to sign with the Yankees.
Republicans Don't Like Santa
Republicans don't like Santa because Santa believes in giving to the poor and the good boys and girls of the world.
Republicans Don't Like Santa
Republicans don't like Santa because Santa believes in giving to the poor and the good boys and girls of the world.
Glenn Beck Only Hates Himself
Glenn Beck admitted he only hates himself and blames his self-hate for the reason he dresses like a Nazi and goes after a certain ethnic group.
Fed Says Spoof Worse than WikiLeaks
The federal government claims The Spoof is worse than WikiLeaks because The Spoof has more believable information that could hurt important politicians.
Carrie Fisher Still Bitter
Carrie Fisher is still bitter about John Travolta taking her to a McDonalds on their first date, so she is calling him gay.
Johnny Boehner Cries
Johnny Boehner likes to cry because it is a skill he believes is important when screwing over the American public. He claims he learned it from Norm, the lovable Cheers' character.
Ja Rule's 2 Years in Jail Not Enough
Ja Rule's Two year prison term not enough to make up for the horrible acts he committed against music listeners during his career as a rapper.
Cam Newton Can't Spell Heisman
Cam Newton can throw a football, but he can't spell Heisman, so that might disqualify him from winning the award--if academics mattered in college sports.
Dan Rather Sick of Blogging
Dan Rather is mad as hell that he is stuck blogging and writing drivel for the blogosphere. "I was once a respected journalist, doing important work--now I am doing crap work." he said on Twitter.
Billionaires Make Pledge to Someday Do Something with Their Money
Billionaires are making pledges to do something with their money, but not right now, because times are tough for them.
Mark Zuckerberg Happy Mike Wallace is Too Old
Mark Zuckerberg is glad Mike Wallace is too old for "60 Minutes." "That old man could get anyone to spill the truth. I can't afford for people to know the truth."
Snooki Hopes Giant Ball Doesn't Fall on Her
Snooki hopes the giant glittery ball doesn't fall on her this New Years, but does hope to play with some non-glittery balls.
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