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Cats go on the computer when humans are not home
If you ever see your cat sit in a computer chair, the reason is because your cat talks to other cats on the computer, cats are scheming to rule the world as of this writing.
written by rpm1978, 01 April 2012
Did Muhammed really say to pray 5 times a day?
A new uncovered document reveals Muhammed never called for Muslims to pray 5 times a day, rather he called for Muslims to poop 5 times a day, what a shocker.
written by rpm1978, 20 March 2012
Lady GaGa engaged to Lord GueGue
Yes you read that right, Lady GaGa is set to marry a film producer who calls himself Lord GueGue.
Can anyone say Gue Gue Ga Ga? probably the babies they have after they get married.
written by rpm1978, 20 March 2012
Jane Fonda becomes North Korean citizen
Kim Jong-Il happy with Hanoi Jane's work for communism has decided to award her permanent North Korean citizenship, with royal treatment should she move to the hermit kingdom.
written by rpm1978, 20 July 2011
Kimberly Jong Illness declares the 2 Koreas united
Kimberly Jong Illness, the highly feared unquestioned dictator of North Korea proclaims he does not recognize South Korean independence and declares all of Korea is his, all objectors will be shot.
written by rpm1978, 18 May 2011
Everyone in Thai prison will have to eat Tuna Sandwiches
Thai prisons will now make it mandatory to eat Tuna sandwiches, no exceptions not even for vegetarians and people who are allergic to Tuna. the prisons want everyone to eat Tuna.
written by rpm1978, 21 July 2010
Prisoners in Harrison County Jail, Indiana required to eat chicken and peas
Harrison County Jail in Indiana, fed up with complaints and requests from prisoners, have decided it will be mandatory for all prisoners to eat chicken and peas, even if they are vegetarian.
written by rpm1978, 06 July 2010
Ghana and Nigeria are 2 separate states in the same official country
Do you ever wonder why loads of scams from Africa come out of Nigeria and Ghana? Nigeria and Ghana are part of The Republic of Scammer Land.
written by rpm1978, 03 July 2010
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