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A Load of Balls!
In Eastbourne last night a local comedian had the rolling in the isles in a bowling alley.
Israeli police have arrested a dimwitted suicide bomber after he tried to blow some people up with a bicycle pump.
The artist Banksie has complained that whenever he tries to create some graffiti he runs into a brick wall.
Recent research has shown that pedophilia is in its infancy.
A Londoner on Facebook who collected 360 friends from Czechoslovakia hasjust been named the new World Chess Champion because of all his Czech mates.
A man in Spain was arrested after his wife complained about his love making. She didn't mind him having sex doggie fashion; it was just the fact that he bit her ankles afterwards that she objected to.
The latest work of art in the Tate Gallery is a bucket of shit. Visitors are flying in from everywhere to see it.
World's Smallest Man
The world's smallest man who mysteriously disappeared after having sex has been found. He was discovered inside the woman's vagina.
The FA announced that after a two year investigation, Fraud Squad officers have arrested a gang who were selling forged birth certificates to football referees.
Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young children. Apparently she's been singing to them.
A group of BP executives had a party last night where they got well oiled.
A man who asked the NHS to lengthen his penis has been sent to hospital for a long stretch.
A stable lad in Cornwall has been put on the Sex Register for grooming a horse. The horse said he was just trying to get his oats.
Death of World's Fattest Man!
The world's fattest man died yesterday. He was swimming off the coat of Japan when he was harpooned by a whaling ship. His wife is still blubbering.
After extensive research doctors have announced that death is the world's number one killer.
Medical laboratory studying premature ejaculation are looking for men who can come quickly.
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