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Bugs Bunny Laid to Rest

Bugs Bunny was put down today after being diagnosed with rabies. Vet was visibly shaken after Bugs's last words "Whats up doc? Say thats a big needle..."

written by Andrew Hatch, 20 June 2010

Hand Game Olympics

In a stunning victory over paper, scissors advances to the finals where it will face returning champion rock. Showdown live tomorrow on ESPN2.

written by Andrew Hatch, 20 June 2010

Weight Loss Tip!*

Tired of diets? Studies show that if you just hold your breath for 20 consecutive minutes every day you can lose up to 98% of your body weight in 1 week. *Side effects may include death.

written by Andrew Hatch, 20 June 2010

Army Ants Have The Bomb

Military Intel has reason to believe that Army Ants in the jungles of Brazil may have gained uranium enriching technology. This could pose a major threat to US pesticide corporations.

written by Andrew Hatch, 20 June 2010

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