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OAPs to be means-tested for bus passes!

Tory Cabinet Minister Liam Fox called for "radical" cuts in the country's welfare budget to help fund a series of tax reductions for businesses.

"Come on then... start with me!"

written by Inchcock, 30 October 2012
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David Cameron visits Wormwood Scrubs

"Oh what a missed opportunity to lose the keys...!"

written by Inchcock, 24 October 2012
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Cameron: I was right not to sack Andrew Mitchell

"Of course you were right... as nepotists go that is!"

written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
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David Cameron visits Wormwood Scrubs

Perhaps he went on a visit to see his ex MPs and other cheating friends?

written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
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Cameron: Charities to keep lags out of prison

He says: Companies will only be paid by results.

The Government ministers should get the same treatment!

written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
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Does Britain Need Police Commissioners?

"No, it but it badly needs Police Officers!"

written by Inchcock, 23 October 2012
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Yvette Cooper: Cameron Weak On Crime!

Well he is a nepotist!

written by Inchcock, 05 October 2012
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Tory's to slash NHS Spending!

Says new Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt. Then claimed that David Cameron is committed to protecting the NHS budget?

"Testicles!"

written by Inchcock, 04 October 2012
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London mansion on offer for £300million!

The 45-bedroom seven-storey house overlooking Hyde Park is being discreetly offered to a select list of international billionaires.

"Please don't contact me, I'm content in me two-up two-down hovel!"

written by Inchcock, 02 October 2012
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Footage of world's first colour film rediscovered

They may be a little low-res for today's film aficionados used to 3-D technology and HDTV but these images show the pioneering work that paved the way for modern cinematography.

Metro

written by Inchcock, 02 October 2012
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Great Dane tallest living dog!

Humongous hound Zeus, named after Ancient Greece's father of the gods, is an incredible 44in tall.

"Bet he gets his own way in the house!"

written by Inchcock, 02 October 2012
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Alaska fisherman survives 26 hours floating in fish crate!

Ryan Harris 19, survived for a day floating on frigid ocean waters in a plastic fish crate after his boat sank and said he kept up his spirits by singing Row row row the boat!

Good for him!

written by Inchcock, 02 October 2012
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Cost-cutting consultants tell hospital...

To axe 40 jobs and give staff huge pay cuts.

Accountants Ernst & Young pocketed £2,647,252.80 for the advice while accounts show management consultants Finnamore got £495,098.57!

"Eh?"

written by Inchcock, 02 October 2012
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Some two dozen topless women protested in New York!

24 topless women protested in a New York on a hot, Sunday: What they called "National Go-Topless Day" to draw attention to inequality in topless rights between men and women.

"Damn, I missed it!"

written by Inchcock, 01 October 2012
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Nepali man bites Cobra snake to death in revenge attack

55 year old Miya said: "I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was so angry!"

"Got to admire the man ain't yer?"

written by Inchcock, 01 October 2012
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Morgan Freeman death hoax on Facebook!

After a Facebook page announcing the 75-year-old actor's demise amassed more than 842,000 "likes"...

"How sickening!"

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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Voting Intentions Poll Results for 19.10.12

Labour 43% to 44%
Conservatives 31% to 34%
Lib-Dems 8% to 9%
UKIP 9% to 7%
Other 8% to 6%

If Labour can't get more than a 10point lead now, after the recent shenanigans... will they ever?

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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4,600 hardcore criminals let off by cops in year

They got away with just police cautions or warnings.

1/3rd of all offenders now have at least 15 previous convictions, but they get lenient punishments.

"Hang em!"

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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Poll: Cameron cares less for UK people than last 8 PM's

Cameron was deemed to care less about the UK and its people than eight former leaders.

"And we needed a poll to prove this?"

written by Inchcock, 18 September 2012
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Voters want a cut in migrants

The British Social Attitudes report also found that 75 per cent want to see immigration levels reduced, compared to 63 per cent in 1995.

"It's too late to bother now mate!"

written by Inchcock, 18 September 2012
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World's deadliest snake found in Essex dockyard

The 45cm saw-scaled viper was discovered at Tilbury Port on Wednesday after stowing away on a boat in India.

"Yes, there's a few in Parliament as well!"

written by Inchcock, 17 September 2012
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Giant Spanish slug arrives in salads to UK from Spain!

Giant Spanish slugs that invaded Britain are mating with native ones to create a mutant superslug capable of wreaking crop havoc.

"Ah... revenge for the Spanish armada at last eh?"

written by Inchcock, 17 September 2012
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Stowaway snake attacks motor-biker doing 175mph!

Having sneaked out from behind the dashboard, the bad-tempered stowaway went straight for his driver's left hand.

It was no surprise that the incident caused him great distressssssssssssss!

written by Inchcock, 17 September 2012
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M.O.D. gives key Falklands air contract to Portugal!

Phillip Hammond stripped UK firm Titan Airways of the contract to fly troops there and back. HiFly's winning bid was cheaper - by just a few thousand pounds a week.

"Why am I not surprised?!

written by Inchcock, 17 September 2012
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