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First thing Adam said to Eve 5#
At least we don't have to go shopping, right Eve... I mean Thank God, he didn't created Wal-Mart on his first day. And what the hell is Wal-Mart anyway? - Adam
A Jewish man want his Trix
" Silly Rabbi, Trix are for kids" one Jewish boy said.
Germany hold it first "Blind Basketball"
The white team defeated the red team with the score of 2-0 in 21OT in the first blind basketball game. A blind man scored the winning basket with 2:42 minutes left in 21OT.
First thing Adam said to Eve 3#
"Ouch, what the.. what happen to my ribs" - Adam
First thing Adam said to Eve 2#
"No Eve, the leaf doesn't make you look fat" - Adam
Lucille Ball
Lucille Ball is alive! Known for I Love Lucy sitcoms, She was seen last night at Hollywood. CA. One friend said "She was trying to find a role in a movie." Lucy Ball will be 99 years old in August.
Theme parks
Walt Disney World will be closing in July. President Robert Iger explained to the Orlando Sentinel "President Obama is expecting to come in July. We do not want his germs. So we are shutting it down"
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