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Xtina's Experimental Concept Album Rejected by Record Company

It's called "I Used To Be Hot / My Face Looks Bloated / Like Newt Gingrich's A--hole / I Leak V8 Splash on TV".

written by anthonyrosania, 23 February 2012
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Snooki and The Cast Of 'Jersey Shore' Release Today's Schedule...

Snooki and The Cast Of 'Jersey Shore' Release Today's Schedule. As posted on FakeWOPs.web:

GTL, Rapture.

written by anthonyrosania, 21 May 2011
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Change To UK Defamation Laws Affect Satire Writers

According to some UK satire websites, anthropomorphized, fictional characters are afforded protection against defamation. "We're not sure, because the law uses big words, so we'll play it safe."

written by anthonyrosania, 19 May 2011
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Paul McCartney to Wed Gold-digging Meathole.

Sir Paul McCartney has announced that he will be marrying 55-year-old money grubber Nancy Shevell: First order of business; Shevell is deciding where to hide half of Paul's sh-t.

written by anthonyrosania, 07 May 2011
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Editors Fired, Website Seized For Cowardice.

A famous website was seized by Federal officials, and its editors fired, when rather than allowing a dissenting opinion to be published, they deleted it. "Dissent is scary," said website officials.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 March 2011
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Egyptian President Mubarek Will Step Down Today

Word that Egyptian President Mubarek will step down today just reached the protesters in Cairo: It looks like the Red Wings just won the Stanley Cup.

written by anthonyrosania, 10 February 2011
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Charlie Sheen's $30,000 check to a porn star surfaces

Guess he has to make it out to cash; who's going to cash a check made out to Yeasty McJunkgobbler?

written by anthonyrosania, 01 February 2011
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Sheen's Rehab and The Two and a Half Men Fallout.

While Charlie Sheen is in rehab, 2.5 Men will be on hiatus, and it could cost WB $250 million. Also, Angus T. Jones will be 6'7", 285 lbs. by the time Sheen is released.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 January 2011
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Cocaine Prices Expected To Drop As Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab.

Now that Charlie Sheen is in rehab, experts expect that the glut of the drug on the market will cut the price of cocaine at the retail level by 15-40%.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 January 2011
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Charlie Sheen Enters Betty Ford, Ford Fights Back.

Charlie Sheen entered Betty Ford this week, much to the chagrin of the 92-year-old First Lady. "Great. It's not like there's a lot of syphilis treatments available to someone my age." Allegedly.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 January 2011
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As the crisis in Egypt deepens... stay tuned to CNN for up-to-the-minute reports about Charlie Sheen.

As the crisis in Egypt deepens, stay tuned to CNN for up-to-the-minute reports. About Charlie Sheen.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 January 2011
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Right now, Michelle Bachmann is brushing up on the Constitution...

Right now, Michelle Bachmann is brushing up on the Constitution: "Ok, how did it go? 'I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill, and I'm sittin' here on... On... Sh-t!"

written by anthonyrosania, 26 January 2011
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Nick, Jr. Introduces Italian-American Adventure Cartoon.

Nick, Jr. has announced that they will begin airing an Italian-American Adventure cartoon. "Go, Dago, Go" will premiere in February.

written by anthonyrosania, 24 January 2011
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Jenny Craig's Newest Spokesperson is Star Wars star...

Jenny Craig's Newest Spokesperson is Star Wars star Jabba The Hut...What? That's Carrie Fisher? Holy sh-t!!!

written by anthonyrosania, 24 January 2011
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Breaking News: Oprah's Secret Guest Will Be...

Breaking News: Oprah's secret reunion guest will be the CEO of NutriSystem, who may be her last hope.

written by anthonyrosania, 24 January 2011
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On Live this morning, Kelly Ripa and an Easter Island head are talking to the ghost of Anthony Hopkins.

On Live this morning, Kelly Ripa and an Easter Island head are talking to the ghost of Anthony Hopkins.

written by anthonyrosania, 24 January 2011
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Michael Vick: No Dog Deserves To Die, Except For That......

Michael Vick says the only dog that deserves to be killed is "that f--king rude d--khead that openly mocked me during 'Duck Hunt.'"

written by anthonyrosania, 23 January 2011
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Time Magazine Releases List of Ten Biggest Douchbags of 2010.

Time Magazine Releases List of Ten Biggest Douchbags of 2010, and Ben Rothlisberger is 3 of them.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 January 2011
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US Military Switches To Ham Radio.

The US Military has switched to ham radio for use in Iraq and Afghanistan. "This way, Muslims can't listen in," says President Obama.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 December 2010
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US Military Switches To Ham Radio.

The US Military has switched to ham radio for use in Iraq and Afghanistan. "This way, Muslims can't listen in," says President Obama.

written by anthonyrosania, 31 December 2010
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Secret message From Rihanna to Drake Revealed.

Drake:

It's 8.30662386.

Rihanna.

written by anthonyrosania, 29 December 2010
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Brazilian Taxi Driver Shot Outside Club

A Brazilian taxi driver was shot Christmas morning outside of a club in Sao Paolo, Brasil.
"Bad news, he was killed," says police. "Good news is he doesn't have to live in Brasil anymore."

written by anthonyrosania, 26 December 2010
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Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east.

Millions of kids will hear 'Grandma is still at the airport' as Delta-Grinch says about 500 Christmas Day flights will be canceled as storm heads east. "Starbucks scones for Christmas dinner."

written by anthonyrosania, 24 December 2010
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The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser!

The Spoof Welcomes H&R Block Back As An Advertiser! In related news, The Spoof writer Anthonyrosania will be on 'vacation' until April 15th, 2011.

written by anthonyrosania, 11 December 2010
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