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Insertion oil - 'Huge concern'

Oil used for Romanian chin insertions is running dangerously low leading councils in west London to cancel candle making and piano craft. Hot insertions can still be made with warm Linseed oil.

written by Jimbo123, 14 June 2012

Cameron appoints farmer as 'Economic Blue Skyer'

David Cameron has appointed Jethro Shanks after he demonstrated a 'bail-in' at a barn near chequers. The Prime Minister was also said to be impressed by an unusual dry chin insertion from Argentina.

written by Jimbo123, 14 June 2012

Pinsent in gay mixup

After the boat race on Saturday, deputy umpire Matthew Pinsent ordered both teams to "Get their cox out" before coming ashore.

written by Jimbo123, 09 April 2012

JFK died of 'natural causes'

JFK's fatal head wounds were in fact caused by a rouge chilli pepper from some nachos he was eating as he toured Dallas in November 1963. Experts found they were hot enough to cause an explosion.

written by Jimbo123, 23 July 2010

Gay 'train' disgrace

Peter Tatchell is organising a continual 'chain' of gay men from Lands End to John O Groats involving more than 2 million 'fags' from across Europe. The police have warned of 'multiple' offences.

written by Jimbo123, 23 July 2010

Queens bills

Buckingham Palace have ended up with a huge number of unexpected bills after Beaumont, Turnbull and Elliot all turned up for honours alongside Windsor who is guaranteed one when his dad dies.

written by Jimbo123, 20 July 2010

World Cup Final 2010 - Spain 1 Netherlands 0

According to expert opinion

written by Jimbo123, 08 July 2010

Prison scandal

Prisons minister admits he regularly 'knocks-up' female prisoners.

written by Jimbo123, 30 June 2010

Jimbo's very short history lesson

If the name of where you live ends in 'by' like Derby, you live above the line between 'the wash' and the severn estuary. If where you live or who you are contains 'x' or 'great' it is pre-1066.

written by Jimbo123, 19 June 2010

Tatchel closet "traditionalist"

"Tatchel admits - I just couldn't get a girlfriend."

written by Jimbo123, 03 June 2010

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