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Woman Hides in Coffin to Avoid Arrest

An escaped prisoner was accidentally interred when she found her way into a funeral home and hid in a coffin to avoid arrest

written by emccorm, 19 May 2010
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A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

Star-struck Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, was refused an autograph by model Kate Moss at the 52nd Grammy awards show.

written by emccorm, 17 May 2010
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A Day Late and a Dollar Short

The FTC has charged a local clothier that advertised its sale a day earlier than it actually was for dollar pairs of woman's shorts creating irate customers and numerous complaints.

written by emccorm, 17 May 2010
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Inventor With Brain Cancer Developed Original Cell Phone

Dr. Martin Cooper, cell phone inventor credits his brain cancer and time in chemotherapy with sparking the idea for the cell back in 1973.

written by emccorm, 17 May 2010
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Half Of All Marriages Don't Wind Up In Divorce

In a stunning reversal for marriage statistics a new study reports that half of all marriages don't wind up in divorce.

written by emccorm, 17 May 2010
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70 Arrested for Cock Fighting

Police stormed an Arizona gay bar and arrested 70 men for cock fighting which is illegal in the state.

written by emccorm, 17 May 2010
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Violent Earthquake Leaves Engineers Jobless

A 7.1 magnitude earthquake damaged buildings in Puerto Rico and Jamaica, with an underwater force so great that it plugged the raging oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico leaving engineers there jobless.

written by emccorm, 16 May 2010
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A Penny Saved Is a Penny Earned

Phoenix bride Penny Bryant, was rescued from falling debris by groom, Robert Earned. Vows were later exchanged after bystanders helped clear the aisle.

written by emccorm, 16 May 2010
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A Ditch In Time Saves Nine

A local tailor and his family of eight were saved from a tornado when their SUV ran off the road into a ditch protecting them from the ravishes of the storm.

written by emccorm, 16 May 2010
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Atlantis's Last Mission

After returning from his mission in jungles of Brazil, Father Gregory Atlantis has submitted his resignation due to age related infirmities.

written by emccorm, 15 May 2010
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Gloria Aldred Accused

Several women clients have come forward to accuse Attorney Gloria Aldred of inappropriate contact after they couldn't pay her bill.

written by emccorm, 15 May 2010
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New Polanski Sex Allegations

Polanski boasts of sleeping with women, too.

written by emccorm, 15 May 2010
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58 Year Old Grandmother Poses as Teen Cheerleader

Melody Hines, captain of the Brownsville HS cheerleaders said,"I thought it was kind of funny that she couldn't do the split."

written by emccorm, 15 May 2010
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Evidence that Acne Causes Puberty

Scientists now believe hormones contained in pimples cause puberty.

written by emccorm, 14 May 2010
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China Admits Space Program Going to the Dogs

Chinese Astronaut Yang Liwei listed his food menu as braised chicken, steamed fish and dog meat from Huajiang county. Thought eating cat was uncivilized.

written by emccorm, 13 May 2010
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CIA Poisoning Afghan Puppies

CORRECTION: Should read: CIA Poisoning Afghan Poppies

written by emccorm, 13 May 2010
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Woman Raped by Census Worker Demands to Be Counted

A woman, the victim of a rape by a census worker states, that during the confusion of the arrest she doesn't believe she was properly counted in the 2010 census. She demands that it be rectified.

written by emccorm, 12 May 2010
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