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Woman Hides in Coffin to Avoid Arrest
An escaped prisoner was accidentally interred when she found her way into a funeral home and hid in a coffin to avoid arrest
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
Star-struck Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, was refused an autograph by model Kate Moss at the 52nd Grammy awards show.
A Day Late and a Dollar Short
The FTC has charged a local clothier that advertised its sale a day earlier than it actually was for dollar pairs of woman's shorts creating irate customers and numerous complaints.
Inventor With Brain Cancer Developed Original Cell Phone
Dr. Martin Cooper, cell phone inventor credits his brain cancer and time in chemotherapy with sparking the idea for the cell back in 1973.
Half Of All Marriages Don't Wind Up In Divorce
In a stunning reversal for marriage statistics a new study reports that half of all marriages don't wind up in divorce.
70 Arrested for Cock Fighting
Police stormed an Arizona gay bar and arrested 70 men for cock fighting which is illegal in the state.
Violent Earthquake Leaves Engineers Jobless
A 7.1 magnitude earthquake damaged buildings in Puerto Rico and Jamaica, with an underwater force so great that it plugged the raging oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico leaving engineers there jobless.
A Penny Saved Is a Penny Earned
Phoenix bride Penny Bryant, was rescued from falling debris by groom, Robert Earned. Vows were later exchanged after bystanders helped clear the aisle.
A Ditch In Time Saves Nine
A local tailor and his family of eight were saved from a tornado when their SUV ran off the road into a ditch protecting them from the ravishes of the storm.
Atlantis's Last Mission
After returning from his mission in jungles of Brazil, Father Gregory Atlantis has submitted his resignation due to age related infirmities.
Gloria Aldred Accused
Several women clients have come forward to accuse Attorney Gloria Aldred of inappropriate contact after they couldn't pay her bill.
New Polanski Sex Allegations
Polanski boasts of sleeping with women, too.
58 Year Old Grandmother Poses as Teen Cheerleader
Melody Hines, captain of the Brownsville HS cheerleaders said,"I thought it was kind of funny that she couldn't do the split."
Evidence that Acne Causes Puberty
Scientists now believe hormones contained in pimples cause puberty.
China Admits Space Program Going to the Dogs
Chinese Astronaut Yang Liwei listed his food menu as braised chicken, steamed fish and dog meat from Huajiang county. Thought eating cat was uncivilized.
CIA Poisoning Afghan Puppies
CORRECTION: Should read: CIA Poisoning Afghan Poppies
Woman Raped by Census Worker Demands to Be Counted
A woman, the victim of a rape by a census worker states, that during the confusion of the arrest she doesn't believe she was properly counted in the 2010 census. She demands that it be rectified.
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