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Pen Pal Union Upholds E-mail Ban
The PP Union has signed a deal to use post its for their twitter pen pal activities.
Americans to Ricky Gervais and Soccer: "We just don't get the fascination"
As much as we try and are told how great & popular you both are-we just don't see it.
Veterinarian Treats Camel Toe and Moose Knuckle in Same Day
"As a vet, you dream about this day," said Dr. Hill. "I have a story that will never get old. I can't wait for Christmas so I can trump my dumb brother's stories."
Swine Flu Fires Publicist
After leading all news stories last year, the swine flu has been forgotten like "The Weakest Link" In an attempt to reclaim popularity, the virus has fired its publicist.
Female Boss Does Great Job-for a girl
Little Sally Dunham has grown up and now runs a call center in Phoenix. Her fat ass, bitchy personality and pants suits make her a great boss-for a girl.
Family of Four, Eats Like Party of Ten
The slobs of Lancaster County have returned to the all you can eat buffet and this time, they have something to prove
As rare as Asian dwarfism
Go ahead, name one time you ever saw an Asian dwarf
Doctors Say Man Not Idiot Savant, Just Regular Idiot
His vast knowledge of useless sports trivia, obesity, stained sweatpants, and lack of social skills fooled physicians for a brief time. Turns out he's just garden variety idiot.
Bret Michaels Claims Brain Hemorrhage Due to Toxic Bandana-Vows to Sue
The Poison front man claims a Chinese manufacturer sold him some bad bandanas which caused his hemorrhage. "I want someone's ass for this!" yelled Michaels.
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