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Pen Pal Union Upholds E-mail Ban
The PP Union has signed a deal to use Post-Its for their twitter pen pal activities.
Swine Flu Fires Publicist
After leading all news stories last year, the swine flu has been forgotten like "The Weakest Link" In an attempt to reclaim popularity, the virus has fired its publicist.
Female Boss Does Great Job-for a girl
Little Sally Dunham has grown up and now runs a call center in Phoenix. Her fat ass, bitchy personality and pants suits make her a great boss-for a girl.
As rare as Asian dwarfism
Go ahead, name one time you ever saw an Asian dwarf
Doctors Say Man Not Idiot Savant, Just Regular Idiot
His vast knowledge of useless sports trivia, obesity, stained sweatpants, and lack of social skills fooled physicians for a brief time. Turns out he's just garden variety idiot.
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