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Global Warming Officially Arrives...

... at least, in the northern hemisphere.
June, July, August and much of September expected to get rather warm.
Sweat rag story at 7 and 11...

written by Frank Michaels, 06 June 2014
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PETA now makes move on NFL franchise names...

... demands that Dolphins, Jaguars, Falcons and Broncos change their titles to Beautiful Aquatic Mammals, Awesomely Adept Felines, Pretty Predatory Birds and Illustrious Wild Equines.

written by Frank Michaels, 02 June 2014
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Obamacare saves first life!

Convicted murderer on death-row in Texas was able to have kidney transplant thanks to the ACA.

written by Frank Michaels, 30 May 2014
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King Kong Files Monster Lawsuit..

... demands new movie or a slice of the royalties from Godzilla.
Judge faints when grabbed up by big ape and kissed.

written by Frank Michaels, 30 May 2014
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Obama changes name again...

... from 'Global Warming' to 'Mobile Warning'. South Alabama mobilizes for BLM storm attack from the Gulf of Mexico.

written by Frank Michaels, 16 May 2014
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Pentagon planning for Zombie Apocalypse...

To save the world, anything walking, speaking, thinking or eating anything at all... will be killed on site.
Film at 11.

written by Frank Michaels, 15 May 2014
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Hero hamster saves child from diamondback attack.

Cute, chubby little pet that gnawed rattler off snake's tail to save kid, now to be sued by PETA for cruelty...

written by Frank Michaels, 15 May 2014
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Daylight Savings Time Claims First Victim of 2014

Earline Aloha Hemmingway, 34, left for work an hour late because she has neither computer or cell phone. She was tasered and then arrested at checkpoint for violating Federal law on proper time travel

written by Frank Michaels, 09 March 2014
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Spring Ahead, Fall Back...

... or is it, Fall Ahead, Spring Back?
Once again, America inflicts itself with annoying annual time change.

written by Frank Michaels, 07 March 2014
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Keystone Suddenly Popular in Washington...

...Biden loved the idea and offered to fire up the pipeline but... Barry blew out the match and told him to put the bowl away until the reporters had departed...

written by Frank Michaels, 05 March 2014
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History Set for Repeat Performance...

Russia and China set to play new 'Axis' as revised version of 'Divide and Conquer' hits the stage.
Tickets On Sale Now!

written by Frank Michaels, 03 March 2014
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Recently Released Clinton Documents on Hillary vs. Monica...

... the First Lady knew full-well her husband was dipping his wick with interns and had authorized the White House kitchen staff to 'chop and stir-fry it' if they ever saw it in the open.

written by Frank Michaels, 28 February 2014
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Media Says Justin Bieber Turns 20 on March 1st...

... Selena Gomez just laughed and said, "No he doesn't".

written by Frank Michaels, 28 February 2014
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US to focus on new source of terror...

Obama declares war on NFL. States, "Players who tackle opponents without warning or permission are a threat to world peace."

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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Russia announces end of Cold War...

Putin declares war on Global Warming by way of hot air blowing out of Washington, his biggest concern.

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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National boundaries to go digital...

The UN today approved a measure that would eliminate all national borders. However, web surfers will now be required to have digital passports to visit sites in previously foreign lands.

written by Frank Michaels, 27 February 2014
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Global Warming Murdered in Cold Blood!

Radical arctic air vortexes assassinate Global Warming; planet in panic as terroristic cooler weather threatens.

written by Frank Michaels, 25 February 2014
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The House Divided...

... American families consider whether politics are really that important. Many test theory with cookouts before next ice storm.

written by Frank Michaels, 24 February 2014
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Sir Paul McCartney concerned about volcanic ash over UK...

... fears inability to get tan from English rain....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Fugitive .357 Magnum captured in Washington DC...

... pleads 'Not Loaded'...

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Colonel Sanders orders new KFC sandwich...

... promptly dies again....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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US President Obama attends tea party...

... conveniently neglects to wear neck tie....

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Iceland Volcano Erupts...

... '70s rock band Deep Purple re-releases 'Smoke on the Water'...

written by Frank Michaels, 15 April 2010
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Or was that, pot-smoking chimp named 'Munchies' attacks vendor...

... and pretzels to be outlawed in seven US states?

written by Frank Michaels, 14 April 2010
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