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Rowling and the Burkini
The Daily Telegraph... "J.K.Rowling posted "an hilarious Tweet" on the French burkini ban.
"Boo!", she said.
"Is there no limit to this woman's brilliance?"
Next Potter book now on sale.
Sir Hiram Pike, ppokesman for the Savile Inquiry, has announced;
"We are hoping to drag the case on for another five years to give distinguished suspects every chance to die off."
George W. Bush to be awarded Nobel Peace Prize for "his sterling work in bringing harmony among nations... and for his truth, honesty and integrity".
A man posing as a fashion photographer for Vogue Magazine was yesterday arrested in Paris for taking advantage of over 19,000 women.
Sir Richard Branson Nearly Killed
Sir Richard Branson was today nearly killed in a bike accident in the British Virgin Islands. "I thought I was going to die," said he. "I saw all my money flash before my eyes."
Nama Property Swindle
NAMA: huge billion pound Irish gov. property swindle... possible Sinn Fein/DUP collusion. Said Finance Committee..."perhaps, maybe..er,.. we should have an inquiry, eh?... just a thought."
Detroit: A 93 year old man was arrested yesterday for shoplifting. Said arresting officer, Chuck Braine; "Thankfully, he made no attempt to escape."
Nasa For Sale
Obama to sell off Nasa. "Problems on earth need all our commitment and resources," he explained. Space suits going cheap on Ebay. "Buy one get one free".
Annual Psychotherapy Awards
LONDON: The Annual Psychotherapy Awards, Hosted by J.K. Rowling, will take place at Coventry Masonic Hall. Competition expected to be fierce.
New Tunick Art Work
Called "Naked Attraction" the new 'work' features thousands of naked volunteers painted purple and tied to lampposts all over London.
Now Here is the Weather...Not!
They have over 2,000 satellites circling the earth and they can't predict if it will rain tomorrow or not? Duh???? How confused do we have to be?
The NWO Agenda Unmasked
If it's natural and healthy WE will change it.
Gender, marriage, family, minds, souls, bodies, weather, food.
Here's a better idea.
You created NONE of it.
Why not leave it all taf#!xk alone?
Irish Farmer Challenges Monsanto
Irish farmer Finbar Green has petitioned US Congress to arrest and try Monsanto Corporation for "crimes against humanity". He has indeed coined a new word for the charge BIO-CONSPIRACY.
Question from Ireland
Irish people want to know...."What happened to our 'summer'? Why is summer now winter? Is some lunatic scientist playing God with the weather?"
Are there two Trumps as Dick Gregory says? One blue-tied and one red-tied? Clones? The first cloned US president in history? Does the right hand know what the left is up to? Is it meant to?
Roman Catholic archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin has been asked by his parishioners to launch an investigation into why Ireland has not had a summer this year or last year.
Man of Eastern origin attacks pet poodle in Helsinki
Last Word on Science
Reality is not to be 'conquered' by 'science'.
Your violent ego is to be conquered by Reality.
Dame Goddard Resigns from Savile Inquiry
"Lost the confidence'... of the guilty.
R.E.M's New Album
R.E.M rock band is to release a new album titled..."SONGS TO SLIT YOUR WRISTS BY". This will be the first music album ever to carry a government health warning. Sales expected to go through the roof.
Jimmy Savile Inquiry
The Jimmy Savile investigation now in its fifth year "will continue for another five years", said chief investigator Sir Hiram Pike..."until all the main suspects die off and it all blows over".
Melania's New Book
Melania Trump has just released her book... on "landing a billionaire". It is titled... "How to go to Bed a Tramp and Wake up a Trump".
Now Here Are the News Headlines
Jesinta Campbell shows off killer abs.
Donald Trump makes another bid not to get elected.
Britney Spears unveils new dance routine.
Baghdad bomb annihilates at least 215 people.
What is Insanity?
Listening to Corbyn and Smith debate Nuclear War on television as if it was a movie they saw last week and didn't particularly like.
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