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Irish Priest Barred by Vatican
Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."
Distress Call from Mars
The world's biggest radio telescope situated at Guizhou in South West China after only a few days operating has picked up a May Day signal from Mars claiming that aliens have invaded their planet.
Fidel Castro Gone
Fidel Castro is dead aged 90.
Cuban octogenarians say he may have been poisoned.
After the Mannequin Challenge
After the Mannequin Challenge set up by the NWO boys to convince the young that they are but things... comes its successor - the "Be a Douche Bag Challenge" now sweeping the nation.
Rowling's Secret Billions
Sick of the "I did it my way" rags to riches Rowling myth? Well you should. The Freemasons made Rowling and protect their golden cow to a man. Who believes Potter has anything to do with literature?
It has now been disclosed that ALL of the erotic videos on Vimeo are made by the same dude - retired gynecologist and tattoo artist Dr. Ramana Dick Bumsfelt of Hackney London.
New Category in This Years Oscars
The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".
Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.
"With the might and power of our science we will so condition the human mind that when we tell the truth however ghastly nobody will respond; and when we tell lies, nobody will be able to respond."
Worst Places to Take a Selfie
1. Divorce Court.
2. Hijacked Plane.
3. Funeral Mass.
4. Death Row.
End of The World
"America has declared war against Russia and China!"
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Who the hell is J.K Rowling? Who's saying what, when, where and how..about what? And who really has written what about what? Why all the secrecy? Where is her ex-husband, her editors? Who dey? WTF!?
Skillings, Rowling's lawyers who took 60+ people to court on her behalf, state. "Writers pleading plagiarism against our clients, go home. Thanks to the web, we can find antecedents to anything. OK?"
Belfast Names Twin City
Belfast, Northern Ireland has named Palermo Sicily as its twin city. "We have so much in common," explained Sinn Fein councillor, Finnbar Corleone.
Trump's Son Looks Strange
Donald's son looks strange as his dad accepts the nomination on camera. As well he might, because he knows the Chosen One was Clinton and something has gone badly wrong.
Trump -- Wasn't Supposed to Be.
Game plan was that Hillary would be elected in a nail biting finish so that the sheeple would believe they had a democracy. Somebody stuffed up. Donald was not so elated to hear he had won. Worried.
Bach not Great.
Dr.D.McGonagle a UK music 'expert' states:
"J.S. Bach was not a great musician."
Now you 'know', sheeple.
Dr. McGonagle cannot play a musical instrument or sing a song if his life depended on it.
Hillary Cleared of Email Scandal
And just in the nick of time too! Sheeple will be surprised. Sheeple need to wake up as to who is screwing with their minds. Dudes trained in semiotics, psychology, media, wordsmithy and evil.
Hillary Clinton Gone Missing
Due to the utter lack of media coverage of Hillary Clinton over the last month a police investigation as to her whereabouts has been launched. "Try the White House", advised her good friend, Trump.
12 Year Old Kid On Politics
"I'd never vote for an idiot who wanted to be a politician."
Pop Music Defined
1. I can't get what I want.
2. I lost what I had.
Maybe...just maybe...there is more to life?
The "Girls Are Not Objects" Fashion Show
Karl Pilsnerfeld's latest fashion show in Paris, "Girls are not Objects", is all the rage. Said Karl. "Girls are not objects. In this show as well as showing their tits they will parade their personalities."
Soon to Be Released
Soon to be released is A Short History of the World in fifteen volumes by J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym "Neil Barry Little" a name inspired by the three who made her.
Here at Last!
The noisiest lawnmower ever! Called The Jumbo it comes in at a massive ear splitting 80 dB. Now you can drive all your neighbours completely insane from dawn to dusk and not have to go to jail for it.
Who Will it Be?
Who corporate US chose as president is top secret as the farce of "democracy" is played out. Their enablers are the media. To date it has been all Trump. Hillary's turn now 2 weeks before the 'vote'?
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