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Chilling Survey... It's all in the Words

A new Sheeple-Survey has revealed that nine out of ten people would rather be 'euthanased' than killed.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 May 2015
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Rowling Confesses Potter Book 8 on the Way.

Declared J.K. Rowling to the Sunday Express... "I never ever, ever, ever, ever said I would not write Potter Book 8. What I said was I was not "thinking" of doing so. I am soooooooooo embarrassed.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2015
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2015
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Prince Charles' Letters to be Released

Big scoop? Well... "However, some redactions were made to the letters, where the court deemed parts of the content to not be in the public's interest." (Guardian).

In other words, Sheeple... don't waste your time reading the shit. Or, lap up what they throw you.

written by Auntie Matter, 13 May 2015
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New World Religion "CHRISTLAM" on the Way

Four years from now the NWO global religion called "Christlam" will begin. Pope Francis has summoned Disneyland designers to the Vatican.

written by Auntie Matter, 13 May 2015
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Scientology Severely Taxed

The Supreme High Court USA has ordered the Church of Scientology to pay its taxes like everybody else. Tom Cruise so upset he may need to be 'cleared' by the late Ron Hubbard.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 May 2015
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Rolf Harris... Fall Guy for The Powerful Guilty

The Savile Inquiry is now certain to drag on for another ten years... until all the powerful guilty die off. Meanwhile, let all the Sheeple focus on old Rolf Harris... yet again. Just so's you know 'justice' is being done... yo ho ho!

written by Auntie Matter, 11 May 2015
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Fantasy-Reality Swop Finally Complete

The media drive to confuse reality with fantasy has finally reached its goal. Next year's Hollywood Oscars will have an additional category... BEST DRONE MISSILE CONTROLLER.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 May 2015
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David Cameron Sleeps Out.

For the election David Cameron has spent a night among the outcasts in Hyde Park. "Now I know wha they go through," said he. "All I could think of was the champagne breakfast I had lined up for when I got back home,"

written by Auntie Matter, 03 May 2015
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Scientists Discover Why men Cheat.

Scientists have discovered why so many men cheat on their partners: (1) Sex. (2) More sex. (3) More exciting sex.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 April 2015
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Verdict Out on Casual Vacancy BBC Series.

Hiram Abiff Pike, editor of the Sunday Times declares Rowling's "Casual Vacancy", "the best TV production ever" from his Lodge in Central London.

written by Auntie Matter, 29 April 2015
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Bush Patents Go On

Subsequent to patenting the phrase "New World Order", the Bush family have now patented "9/11". Any use thereof without permission is now "actionable" state their lawyers Schillings of London.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 April 2015
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Sheeple Mental Cowering Reaches Rome

Yesterday, a Catholic nun was gang-raped in front of the altar during a Solemn Pontifical High Mass at St. Peter's Basilica Rome... while the congregation looked on. Many took photos.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 April 2015
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Google Announcement

Google have announced that they have forwarded all their Facebook, Email and Twitter accounts to MI6, CIA, Interpol, int. banking cartels, corporations, lawyers and "other interested parties".

written by Auntie Matter, 12 April 2015
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One Reason Why the World will be Scary in 2016

Because it will be exactly as it is now.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2015
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Worst Time for Being a Parent

Scientists have discovered that the worst time for being a parent is roughly nine months after falling pregnant.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2015
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Bush Copyright

George Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 March 2015
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Wuthering Heights Remake


Warner Bros are doing a remake of the classic Wuthering Heights. Tony Blair has been asked to star as Heathcliff and J.K.Rowling as Catherine.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 March 2015
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BBC Lent Pledge

The BBC has vowed to stop talking about Ebola for one day... Good Friday. After that, it will be back to normal with the hourly reminder.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 March 2015
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Sequel to Shades of Grey

A Sequel to Shades of Grey is due for release. "Shades of Brown". Publishers expecting a big 'run'.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 March 2015
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Older Men and Young Women

Revealed at last... why older men are attracted to young women....

LUST!

written by Auntie Matter, 22 February 2015
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Greece Confused

Greece wants to know who exactly it is being forced to pay its colossal debts to... and what exactly they will do to her if she tells them to naff off out of it.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 February 2015
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Nothing is Yours. All Over Red Rover.

GMO food corporation MONSANTO through a series of crop 'patents' has now claimed exclusive control of all the vegetation on the planet. Lawyers everywhere excited.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 February 2015
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Pope Qualifies "OK to Smack Child" Remark.

"It's OK to smack your child"; now says Pope Francis to the faithful..."but not with a clenched fist or blunt instrument."

written by Auntie Matter, 15 February 2015
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