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Tony Blair's Final Confession
"Okay, you got me. I promise I won't do it again."
Everybody in jail... except President Erdogan.
Ground Breaking Defeat
WASHINGTON: A motion making it illegal to misinform the American public on all matters pertaining to their welfare and democratic right was unanimously defeated yesterday by 530 votes to 5.
Preparing the sheep for Virtual Reality?
Sheeple Mind Control
How do they work it?
That which is MOST important to them gets zero media attention.
When was the last time you heard or read about their ultimate tool of mind control.. VIRTUAL REALITY?
New Saint For Catholic Church
Assassinated President John Kennedy is to be made Patron Saint of Bankers by Pope Francis in a special ceremony in December at the Banco Ambrosiano, Rome.
Russia has developed a new super-weapon that can destroy all enemy submarines simultaneously
Code name: Jeremy Corbyn
New UK Referendum on The Eu?
Now that billions have been made by the NWO boys who, of course, are cleverer than YOU which is why they are rich and YOU are poor... billions more will be made by tbem by dragging her back in. Right?
"You Think You Know People":(Jeremy Corbyn)
LONDON: The Labour Party is to open a Members' Social Club near Downing Street. "So that we can get to know one another... as people... if that is what we are", said betrayed leader Jeremy Corbyn.
The One Thing Burglars Don't Want You to Know.
That they are robbing your house.
Mick Jagger Won't Marry
72 year old Mick Jagger says he will not marry 29 year old pregnant girlfriend Melanie Hamrick. "I just have feeling it won't last," said he.
Journalists March In London
Thousands of writers, artists and journalists marched in London today carrying posters that read:
(1) Hands off Satire!
(2) To hell with defamation law!
(3) Bring back Monty Python and Spittin' Image!
Blair to Face Trial?
What'll happen to Blair if found guilty of 'illegality' (LOL) over Iraq?
(1) Lose his privy councillorship?
(2) Get Schillings to sue for defamation?
(3) Lose one of his 10 houses?
Blair Radio Interview
Well...I....I...I... thought that I...I...well Syria?
Should we? I...I...I really don't think that I... I...I could have... I mean if I...I...had thought...I... that I...I...I...I... I mean... I...
Common Sense about The Iraqi War and the NWO
How can you invade a country, kill 1,000,000 of its people, drive out 5,000,000 more and plunge it forever into civil chaos... in the name of 'democracy' that you know not of? Who gave you that job?
"False Intelligence" Spreads to the BBC
Who claim that "150,000 people were killed during and after the Iraqi invasion". Try a MILLION+! But what are 850,000 fatalities between friends? Dat bad ole 'false intelligence' again.
The Chilcot Whitewash
The Chilcot Iraq inquiry team are... Sir Roderick Lyne, Sir Lawrence Freedman, Sir Martin Gilbert ,Baroness Prashar, Sir John Chilcot... all hand picked by Blair's buddy 33% Mason Gordon Brown. Yo ho.
British Military 'Intelligence' after centuries of invading and pillaging some 80 foreign countries had "no idea" of the consequences of invading Iraq (Blair).
Blair Receives Bush Support
During his recent press roast concerning his war career Tony Blair received a telegram from George W. Bush. "Just to let you know Tony, I am behind you all the way... far, far behind you."
I'm Just Wild about Juno!
Thousands of poor, homeless and dispossessed right across America have taken to the streets in wild celebration of space probe Juno's arrival at large planet called Jupiter.
Trump not to press charges against the boy who tried to shoot him and has appealed for clemency. The White House now inevitable.
MI5 Career Move
EX-MK Ultra mind controller and MI5 agent Angus McClintock is to launch pop career with remake of "Me and My Shadow". Rumoured knighthood in the offing for what is destined to be a meteoric career.
House of Commons
How would you completely dismantle the UK government at one stroke?
Simple. Call a referendum on the EEC.
The National Reading Championship
The years UK National Reading Championship was won by 19-year-old Samuel McNutt who read aloud two whole pages of "The Tale of Peter Rabbit" without stopping.
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