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Children's Mental Health Crisis.

UK: Government says;"We are spending too much money on children's mental health."
True. Psychosis, anorexia, gender confusion, depression,.. escalating.
Suggestion: Why don't we stop driving them MAD?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 May 2016
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First Robotic Homicide

Tokyo: An elderly businessman has been strangled by his housekeeper Robot. ""Matilda" simpry malfunction," explained the maker. "We not know why. Mr. Maki should have asked for character reference."

written by Auntie Matter, 28 May 2016
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Suicide Bombers and Alkies

Psychiatrists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute, London have found close link between suicide bombers and alcoholics. For both, DEATH is the most important thing in life.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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Obama in Hiroshima

Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.

"Death fell from the sky.", said he.

Never rains but it pours, eh?

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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Drug Athletes Protest

23 athletes who tested positive for drugs in London's 2012 Olympics have called for the House of Commons to be drug tested regularly. "No competitive sport should be exempt", said their spokesman.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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New Oscars Category

For the 2017 Hollywood Oscars, there will be a new category..."THE BEST MOVIE CLIP OF ALL TIME".
Nominations from "Casablanca", "High Noon" etc are in; but hot fav is Bond being chipped in Spectre.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 May 2016
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Gender Bending Marches On

The gender-bending agenda underpinning the NWO's drive for total sheeple mind control has taken a deadly turn. All US college students must now wear the same uniform... a short skirt over long pants.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 May 2016
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"Bond... James Bond... but you can call me "Sheila"".

As part of the general "gender confusion" aimed at the young and being vigorously promoted at every level by the NWO's 'Gay' lobby the next James Bond will be a bi-sexual transvestite.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
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Soldiers Given Anti-Malaria Drugs

UK:Anti-Malaria drug LARIAM given to soldiers produces panic attacks, hallucinations and mental impairment. Ministers suggest it be given to troops BEFORE they are sent abroad, not afterwards.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
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Jeff Koon's Controversial 'Piece'

A show of Jeff Koons' work now in London boasts a giant sculpture of his own pooh. Critics say:

(1). "Convoluted".
(2). "Heavy."
(3). "Very DuChamp".
(4). "Speaks volumes".
(5). "A load of shite".

written by Auntie Matter, 21 May 2016
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Barack Obama To Be Crowned Emperor

Obama is to be crowned First Emperor of the New World Order at a special ceremony conducted by Pope Francis at the Vatican Basilica this August 4th, his birthday.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 May 2016
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Obama's New Executive Order 13604

Congress is no longer empowered to pass laws.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 May 2016
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Ego Mania at its Best

The only person smarter than "Bill Clinton" is 'Bill Clinton'.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 May 2016
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Secret of Rapid Ageing Revealed.

LONDON: Scientists at the Tavistock Inst. have discovered that "rapid ageing" is directly caused by being timed while getting old.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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Woman Thought to Have Been Dead is Found.

lONDON. A Woman thought to have been dead for over fifty years was yesterday discovered by her husband.

"I woke up... and there she was... lying beside me," said he."

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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Last Words

"Look at the size of the fu##k'in teeth on that bastard!"
Last words of an English tourist 'taken' by a Great White while fishing off the coast of Tasmania.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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TRUMP the next President.

How do we know?
The Media.
Howz dat?
The Media tells Americans what to think.
All of them?
Most of them.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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When is a Duck NOT a Duck?

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."... it may not be a duck. It may be a hawk pretending to be a duck.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2016
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"Conspiracy Theory" Gone

The phrase "conspiracy theory" is to be replaced in the media by "STRATEGY THEORY" because the former implies malevolence whereas targets of "strategies" are simply unlucky... and cannot be 'victims'.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2016
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"The EU wants a superstate, just as Hitler did..." (Boris Johnson)

Now when exactly did you make this discovery you budding Tory PM you? Perhaps, your old man Sir Stanley, who worked tirelessly for the EU and the World Bank accidentally dropped it in conversation?

written by Auntie Matter, 15 May 2016
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"We have Failed to Centralize Europe." (European Parliament)

Oh really?...
Suggestion... Why don't you naff off out of it whoever you are and leave Europe and those who live there alone? Go home where you can inflict yourself on people you know!

written by Auntie Matter, 15 May 2016
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Music Ballad Survey

In a music survey of the 'best' ballads of the last decade it was found that ALL OF THEM without exception were sheeple-exploiting self-pitying crap.

written by Auntie Matter, 15 May 2016
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Final Farewell to Timothy Leary

All is transient Timothy.
How the hell could you have missed it?

written by Auntie Matter, 15 May 2016
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The World Bank Speaks

Give us our money or else!

Now fuck off!

written by Auntie Matter, 12 May 2016
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