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Brexit. And so it came to pass...

Brit sheeple given the illusion of democratic power as main political parties are reshuffled for hidden purposes to unfold. The NWO marches on. For the boys in the back room all is going to plan.

written by Auntie Matter, 25 June 2016

Britain to Leave the EEC. Duh?

But European Parliament expected to pass new legislation to ensure that it can remain in-AND-out at the same time.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 June 2016

Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control

Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 June 2016

The Freemasons Annual Parade

LONDON: This years Freemasons Annual Parade will start from the House of Commons and make its way to Fleet Street. Leading it will be George Bush, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 June 2016

US. Democracy R.I.P

"Demockracy" rules. A Supreme Court ruling now allows police to stop people at random, check for existing warrants and then legally conduct a body search.. Has nobody heard of Brown Shirts in the USA?

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2016

Big Donation for Jo Cox Fund

J.K. Rowling has given £10 million to the Jo Cox fund. "Jo was a woman, like me. She was Labour like me. She was called "Jo", like me. And... she wrote all her own lines too,... just like me."

written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2016

Sheeple MInd Control

"To support the Gay Lobby, UK media and Google will continue to concentrate on news stories of "Innocence Under Attack" using the tragedies of Orlando and Jo Cox," said a BBC informant.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 June 2016

Scientists Announce

'Scientists' at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have announced "there is no correlation between prescription drugs, especially anti-depressants, and crime". Big Pharma "delighted with the results".

written by Auntie Matter, 18 June 2016

New Oscars Categories Announced.

New categories added to next year's Oscars.
Called The Orlando Oscars...:

1. Best False Flag Producer.
2. Best False Flag actor.
3. Best False Flag script writer.
4. Best False Flag choreographer.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 June 2016

The 4 Most Plentiful Things in the Universe

Researchers at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have announced the four most plentiful things in the Universe;
1. Atoms.
2. Planets.
2. Dead planets.
3. Cells.
4. Corny 'erotic' movies on Vimeo.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 June 2016

UK Travel Advice

Possible dangers are...
1. Polar bears
2. Crevasses.
3. Freezing to death.
4. Being there.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 June 2016

Love or Weight?

"Love Or Weight?".. new entertainment show sweeping the USA. Foodies must choose between their beloved partner or a lifelong free pass to the restaurant of their choice to eat and drink all they want.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 June 2016

Popular Music Revealed

'Scientists' at the Mind Control Tavistock Inst. have found that pop music has only 4 main themes.
1. I fear I will lose what I got.
2. I miss what I lost.
3. I can't get what I want.
4. I need help.

written by Auntie Matter, 07 June 2016

Rowling Not on Forbes List?

The Forbes List of the 100 most powerful women 2016 compiled by journos is based on "visibility and economic impact". NWO Golden Goose Rowling... not even in the 100? No visibility? No impact??????

written by Auntie Matter, 06 June 2016

History of the Computer

1. First Service Provider = The Jesuit Order.
2. First Information Gathering Device = The Confessional.
3. First External Hard Drive = The Confessor.

written by Auntie Matter, 04 June 2016

What Made Muhammad Ali Different?

He lived under a system based on FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

It was called "DEMOCRACY".

Nowadays, a Muhammad Ali or a William Shakespeare would be an impossibility. Computerized Fascism rules.

written by Auntie Matter, 04 June 2016

Progress in Education

USA: Pre-schools are to have free psychotherapy.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 June 2016

New Sex 'Identity' Available

Yes folks, by popular demand it is here "THE SUPERTRANS". Now you can be straight on Monday, Gay on Tuesday, both on Wednesday, and a baboon on Thursday. Soon available on all school curriculums.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 June 2016

How Does the New World Order Work?

They give you power so that they can use you.
Political power, money power, media power, legal power etc.
THEY control the people you've been conditioned to believe are in control. They are not.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 May 2016

NWO Soon to Announce Victory.

The New World Order is soon to announce the achievement of its 3 aims.
(1). Evidence or the lack of it means nothing.
(2). Male is female and female is male.
(3). All sheeple are deaf, dumb and blind.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 May 2016

Obama's New Executive Order 13605

"The law of Cause and Effect can no longer be applied to political decision making. In its place we have established The "Law of Acausal Happenstance". This will henceforth inform our foreign policy.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 May 2016

"The Screecher"...Coming to a Lawn Near You

"The Screecher", the loudest lawnmower yet, has arrived. Is a typhoon? Is it a low flying bomber? A crew drilling for oil? No! It is the idiot next door doing his lawn. And he won't go to jail either!

written by Auntie Matter, 29 May 2016

Who ARE The "Illuminati"?

Any nutter who believes that he/she has a God-given right to work on people's minds and lives for their own purposes. Politicians, bankers, scientists, media dudes etc. They like to hang out together.

written by Auntie Matter, 29 May 2016

Children's Mental Health Crisis.

UK: Government says;"We are spending too much money on children's mental health."
True. Psychosis, anorexia, gender confusion, depression,.. escalating.
Suggestion: Why don't we stop driving them MAD?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 May 2016
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