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Shoshages

The dog used in the walls sausages ads is suing for deformation of character, he claims he never endorsed walls sausages and they used a voice over.

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Not just the omlette

Apparently it's not only an omlette you can't making without breaking eggs - this is also true of scrambled eggs, fried eggs and poached eggs.

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Fatty Foods

Research has shown that fatty foods do indeed make you fat

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Shock news: Sam Cam pregnant

Even bigger shock - She actually has sex with David

written by Jo Dash, 23 March 2010
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Pulled under trades description act

fish fingers, as it is claimed that there are no fishes fingers in fish fingers

written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
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Bullock loses Boll*cks

Sandra Bullock has lost her boll*cks to rival "beauty" Bombshell McGee, who said "what can I say, she just ain't dirty enough"

written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
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Page 3 girl suspended

A popular page 3 girl has been suspended after suspitions she has more than one brain cell. She is currently undertaking tests to prove she does have just the one cell.

written by Jo Dash, 18 March 2010
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None Irish

If you're enjoying the craic tonight but you're not really Irish, identify yourself by wearing a Guinness hat.

written by Jo Dash, 17 March 2010
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Meow Meow - killer truth

A big cat in England has been named the cause of recent deaths. If you see this cat, don't try and sniff it. It doesn't like it.

written by Jo Dash, 17 March 2010
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Cure for tiredness

Scientists have found a cure for tiredness they're calling it sleep, apparently it's best used as prevention rather than cure

written by Jo Dash, 17 March 2010
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Stop what you're eating

Reports just in that food makes you fat, food raises your cholesterol, food causes diabetes, food causes heart disease. Don't kill yourself, don't eat food again.

written by Jo Dash, 16 March 2010
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Cheryl Cole's 3 words for hubby

F**k off Ashley

written by Jo Dash, 15 March 2010
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Lionel Ritchie evicted

Lionel Ritchie has been evicted from his luxury apartment block after neighbours in the apartment above complained about his dancing on the ceiling

written by Jo Dash, 15 March 2010
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Asda welcomes 'jamas

Asda has issued a statement today reassuring all the scrubbers that are barred from shopping at Tesco in their jim jams are welcome at Asda

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton lesbian lovers

Shoot. I meant Fern Brittan.

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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Jayne Torville "not a horse"

Jayne Torville has announced today that she has medical evidence that contrary to popular belief she is not a descendant of the long faced horse

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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"pc" uk at it again

A family in Cannock, have been arrested for eating pancakes on a regular Tuesday

written by Jo Dash, 14 March 2010
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Victoria Beckham sues "The Spoof"

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Beckham is suing The Spoof for slander as she discovers story claiming she had once eaten...something. more to follow.

written by Jo Dash, 12 March 2010
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