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Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers

Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''

Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade

Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown

Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'

Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??

Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon

Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports

Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?

Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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New York Toast says Gwynnie Paltrow is getting into the Juice game

Actress appears to be major investor in Canary Juice futures, makers of truth drug sodium Pentothal.

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Google backpeddles in new porn policy, erases millions of ancient hookers from the net

'Let that be a lesson to all scrubbers over the age of 30,' CEO Larry Page says, 'including that silly tart Chelsea.'

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Hosedown news as Israeli mole flushes out Assad chemical weapons cache

The dictator was storing sarin in his palace's chemical composting toilet, a birthday present from Prince Charles

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Ebola-suspected student claims hospital treated her like a nutter

Suing the NYC Mammorial Hospital for putting her in straight jacket instead of taking her temperature and taking her seriously

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station

Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity

Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him

Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft

Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...

...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab

The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid

Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm

Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web

Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute

written by queen mudder, 25 February 2015
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Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure

Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame

written by queen mudder, 24 February 2015
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HSBC pleads 'shame' over Swiss tax scams

Blames Brits' Queen Elizardbirth for putting them up to it in the first place

written by queen mudder, 23 February 2015
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