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The relationship with the USA is only special if Britain brings something to table

Uh, how about a spring chicken tart? Bottle of table whine?

written by queen mudder, 05 April 2014
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George W Bush paintings exhibition opens Friday

Preview of Dubya's 24 portrait collection entitled Me And My Pals At Naturist Camp David has been hailed by the art world as a loada Jackson Pollox (sic).

written by queen mudder, 03 April 2014
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Cholera outbreak in Haiti blamed on human-animal mating

Just not sure who infected who first

written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
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Afghan vice-president died of natural causes says Russian envoy

The presence of three nine-millimetre bullets in his head a pure coincidence, as we say in Bloodyvostock.

written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
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American fraternity to ban lethal and disgusting initiation ceremony

Wannabe Skull N Boners will no longer be blindfolded and ordered to fellate a piece of stuffed raw tuna 'called Hillary'.

written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
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WTF? Vulnerable astrologer with phobia of Phobos...

...found RIP face down with Mars Bar stuffed down throat?

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2014
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Secrets of Heinrich Himmler's lettuce to be published

Maybe, be cos it proves he was a Nazi vegan

written by queen mudder, 26 January 2014
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Obama has little concrete to offer disillusioned middle classes?

London Underground engineers say maybe it's because world supplies have dried up after tons of the quick drying stuff accidentally flooded a signal control room at Victoria Station last Friday

written by queen mudder, 26 January 2014
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The Wolf Hall of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio, anyone?

Booker Prize winner Hilary mantel utterly confused at the Martin Scorsese-directed premiere.

written by queen mudder, 09 January 2014
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New Peanut Butter Test For Alzheimers Sufferers Too Simple?

Snort a line of crunchy peanut butter and then spell A-L-Z-H-E-I-M-E-R-S with one eye shut

written by queen mudder, 11 October 2013
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Miley opens up about doing the splits with Liam Hemsworth

Ripped a huge hole in the gusset of her tights, blamed Liam for having had a hand in it

written by queen mudder, 11 October 2013
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WTF 'Putin shows Abbott iron curtain over birthday cake snub'?

This is no time to be ironing them drapes, Vlad, leave it to KGB money laundering division

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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World markets will be 'seriously pissed' if US govt fails to raise debt ceiling

Raise the debt ceiling? Hell, whaddabout raisin' the friggin White House roof?

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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Brits plan to re-open Iranian embassy

About half a ton of gelignite under the front door should do it just like during the 1979 siege

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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Nick Clegg's wife moaning on about 'absurd' labels holding back women

Poor Miriam, blames everything on an overdose of Prada corsets

written by queen mudder, 08 October 2013
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Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai blames NATO after bleeding it dry

Hamid? More like hammered, never heard to much daft tosh in me entire life

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
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Israel up in arms about ritual circumcision ban

Says Council of Europe has no business sticking its nose into young lads' foreskins

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
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Supreme Court throws out Virginia sodomy law appeal

Judges say however appealing the rectal practice may be it's got bugger all to do with the Constitution

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
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Rio uses oil slick to pacify the favelas

Mayor of Brazilian World Cup city says whaddahell, it's cleared out drug gangs from the shanty towns

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
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Abu Anas al-Liby claims disillusion with jihadism

Blames dodgy halal kebab at the White Widow Cafe for sending him bonkers in the first place

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
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FBI shuts down notorious Silk Broad drug website

That's the last time Federal employees suffer the indignity of purchasing a fake online wrap

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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Head of Iranian cyber warfare shot dead in suspected drive-by-shooting

Witnesses say his PC hard drive pulled out a .45 and let him have it

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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US government shutdown is really hurting day-to-day stuff

Expect the Capitol Hill trash dumpsters to be overflowing into the streets of DC before anyone decides to back down

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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Is Woody Allen's son Ronan possibly Frank Sinatra's?

DNA tests show Mia Farrow blue-eyed boy was maybe conceived by a THIRD, unnamed man

written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
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