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Fury at headlines claiming Syria's top ancient ruin threatened by ISIS take-over

That's no way to describe President Bashar al-Assad's ageing mother-in-law

written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
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Does Harvard University have a secret society that's a major force for evil?

Yale's Skull N Bones Club says Yes!

written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
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China continues excavation to unveil more Panna Cotta Worriers

Uh, make that 'Terra Cotta', panna being a sticky Italian pudding and totally unsuitable for major excavation works

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Mubarak gets 3 years in the slammer for corruption charges

Muslim Bruvverhood dead chuffed at such a result

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Raul Castro will go back to preying after meeting Pope Frankie

Disgusting, what a pair of dirty old men!

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Carbon dioxide levels reach highs not seen for 20 million years

You can blame all that toxic hot air on dumb Brit politicians yakking their heads off before Thirsday's general election

written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
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WTF 'You can now buy John Lennon's iconic glasses'?

Half pint beer glass and highball balloon probably included with plastic coffee mug

written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
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Tuna company in hot water after worker cooked alive in six tons of fish

Let that be a karmic warning to other fishy-sounding people like Scots Nationalists Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Miss Piggy wins Brooklyn Museum award for porcine-faced women

Says she owes everything to her doppelgänger role model Chelsea Clinton

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Bill Clinton heads to Africa as foundation screwtinized

Bill and Hill's lousy slush fund rapidly going down the pan

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Saudi Arabia thwarts attack on US Embassy, arrests 93 terrist suspects

Mossad responds saying it all bears the hallmark of a classic Saudi inside job

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Nigerian Army Rescues 200 Girls, 93 Women From Forest

That's Nottingham Forest football match where the silly dears had taken refuge following a Notts City 5-nil drubbing last weekend.

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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House of Lords chef tried to blow up a petrol station blames terrorist TV show

I was trying to flambe a joint of mutton, M'Lud, according to Halal principles of the Jihadi Cook Book

written by queen mudder, 26 April 2015
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NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030

Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in Manhattan

Says he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, Syria

Jihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Extremist thwarts own deadly attack after accidentally shhoting himself in the foot

Best news counter-terror cops have heard all week

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Hahaha, you is toast!

Sign seen on radioactive-themed drone found on Japanese PM's office roof

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Shipwreck's 170-year-old champagne tastes like 'wet bear' says oenophile

Not sure if that's 'grizzly', 'panda' or 'bi-polar', you need to be an expert in the field to be 100% sure in such matters

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Lousy customer service payback?

Woman sentenced for shooting at McDonald's that twice forgot to put bacon in her Fatburger

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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GOP presidential wannabe Marco Rubio reaches out to gay conservatives

At least that's his excuse for getting caught in a clinch with Tom Cruise!

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Bourbon theft ring networked at mothball games?

Correction! make that softball games!

written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
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Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO

Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA

Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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