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Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers
Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it
Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''
Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world
Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade
Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses
Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown
Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House
Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'
Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!
WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??
Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?
Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon
Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters
FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports
Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore
What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?
Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants
New York Toast says Gwynnie Paltrow is getting into the Juice game
Actress appears to be major investor in Canary Juice futures, makers of truth drug sodium Pentothal.
Google backpeddles in new porn policy, erases millions of ancient hookers from the net
'Let that be a lesson to all scrubbers over the age of 30,' CEO Larry Page says, 'including that silly tart Chelsea.'
Hosedown news as Israeli mole flushes out Assad chemical weapons cache
The dictator was storing sarin in his palace's chemical composting toilet, a birthday present from Prince Charles
Ebola-suspected student claims hospital treated her like a nutter
Suing the NYC Mammorial Hospital for putting her in straight jacket instead of taking her temperature and taking her seriously
Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station
Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter
Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity
Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co
Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him
Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.
Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft
Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab
Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...
...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine
Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab
The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'
Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid
Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie
Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm
Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible
Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web
Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute
Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure
Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame
HSBC pleads 'shame' over Swiss tax scams
Blames Brits' Queen Elizardbirth for putting them up to it in the first place
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