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Scotland's leader Alex Salmond quits after 'no' vote on independence

An insufferable second career on Strictly Come Dancing beckons....

written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
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ISIS renegade fighters terrified of being killed by deadly female attack squad...

...of indigenous Kurish black widow spiders!

written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
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3-D printer being sent to lonesome International Space Station cosmonauts

Absolutely no truth in the vile rumor that the machine will soon be churning out blow-up latex dolls

written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
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White House jumper made it through the front door

Luckily security service soon nabbed the wooly pullover on sheer bad taste grounds

written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
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Child porn suspect found living with 50 dead cats stuffed in freezer

Guess the guy must have really been into frigid pussy

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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WTF 'Go inside a glacier and get up close with Alaskan wildlife' ??

Sarah Palin full of PMT again?

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Michael Moore calls Barack Obama a huge disappointment

Then promptly consoles himself by scoffing down six double cheeseburgers, three sodas, a quart of icecream, two Mars Bars and a packet of Hostess Twinkies. Ain't life sweet.

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Teacher asks sixth-graders to compare George W Bush to Hitler

Kids say Adolf a lot less of a scumbag than his grandson Dubya

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Ex-White House lawyer gets 15 years for spouse abuse

Pleads mitigation because George W bush's waterboarding program accidentally gave him ideas

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Ebola survivor's blood used to treat defective US doctor

Defective? Uh, maybe defected! Turns out the quack legged it to Russia years ago

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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National Geographic Museum's giant water-living dinosaur unveiled

Damn critter was hiding behind a massive burkha

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Andrew Madoff left all his $16M fortune to family...

...of Siberian Mongoose who faced ruination following dad Bernie Madoff's crazy Russian wildlife escapade

written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
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Newly discovered asteroid to make close pass this Sunday

US president tells everyone to take precautions and stay indoors

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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OMG! Hackers break into HealthCare.gov

Steal fifty million digital condoms and half a kilo of dental novocaine

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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Chicago woman killed by falling gargoyle

An omen? Sounds like Return of the Creepy Da Vinci Code!

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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'Deer' spotted running across Golden Gate Bridge traffic

Later reports corrected early sighting, now downgraded from 'deer' to 'lemmings'

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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Deadly albino cobra menaces LA suburb

Zoologists reckon it's probably a relative of some radioactive albino lobsters caught off Maine last week

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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Extremely rare indigenous albino lobsters caught in waters off Maine

Turns out it's a pair of fugitive 'blanched' Japanese crustaceans from the radioactive marine reserve near Fukushima nuclear plant

written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
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Panda May Have Faked Pregnancy For Buns.....

...in the oven next year. Much better auspices for furry twins during 2015's Year of the Panda

written by queen mudder, 27 August 2014
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Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

written by queen mudder, 26 August 2014
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Brosnan still hot 15 years after being voted 'sexiest man alive

According to poll of 5,000 senior citizens the actor still the nation's top heart throb among 70 to 85 year old women

written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
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Test results back on ultra-rare blue lobster caught off Maine Coast

Darned critter must have swallowed a helluva lot of Viagra to turn that shade

written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
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Man has moth removed from rear where it buzzed for two weeks

Guess he must have been trying to sit the problem out before letting the docs in

written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
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Wife of Scientology founder 'left $2.5M house to dog'

The Rev Rex Kennels said to be pleased as punch

written by queen mudder, 25 August 2014
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