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Report declares mass killer Anders Behring Breivik insane
No shit; because sane people do this all the time!
Clegg - UK taxpayer to fund out of work youngsters
I have no problem with this idea from our great coalition government. The 'young' can pop round to my house Tuesday next as I have a shed that needs re-felting?
Milie Cyrus gets her fifth tattoo
The letter 'E' has been tattooed on her arm after spending a considerable amount of time learning the first four letters of the alphabet.
Sally Bercow tells BBC she is embarrassed about bed sheet picture
However she said the dildo up the arse pic is in the best possible taste.
Travellers, you gota love em...
...they know how to do sophistication. Gok, eat your heart out.
Now has an engine problem!
All UK pubs to close on Sunday night.
Most will reopen on Monday afternoon.
Another British child kidnapped in India.......
and another and another and another.........
British Airways flights largely unaffected by strike action
BA officials say only those flights involving planes will be affected by the strike and so people should turn up at airports and spend money in the very expensive cafes.
Scientist puts Humpty back together
Thanks to new stem cell research a scientist put Humpy Dumpty back together yesterday. Mr Dumpty said "I've waited a long time for this."
Scientists prove chalk is similar to cheese.
Many conversations will now become meaningless.
Arrests at Aunty Beeb
BBC head of light entertainment arrested by Trades Description officials, for claiming Bellamy's People is a comedy. He will be hanged on Monday!
Brown planning a 'do or die,' approach to win the General Election.
If the polls show a 15 point deficit for Labour he will invade Argentina. 'He is quoted as saying 'Who do they think they are? And I'll have Brazil if da Silva doesn't shut it.'
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