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British Upset At Audacity Of Americans
"Why aren't they cancelling schools next week in honor of the Royal Wedding?"
Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions
Obama girls say it's Bush's fault that First Dog Bo peed on the rug in the Lincoln bedroom.
Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions
Obama blames Bush Administration for his inability to tell the truth in speech to nation about end of Iraq war (where we still have 50,000 active troops).
Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions
Harry Reid says that the Bush Administration responsible for late furniture delivery of his new living room set.
Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions
Pelosi says "Tropical Storm Earl is the fault of the failed Bush policies."
Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions
Obama blames poop stains in his tighty whiteys on prior Bush administration.
The Skunk Whisperer Announces Retirement
"Maybe now my wife will let me back into the house."
The Skunk Whisperer Announces Retirement
"No one would ever hire me for speaking engagements."
NFL to Require San Francisco 49ers To Change Name
Next Season, they will be the San Fagcisco 69ers.
49 Other States Insist California Change Name
From now on, it should be called "Califaggot" or "Califaggia."
John Kerry taking a lot of heat for 7 million dollar yacht purchase
If he was such a great naval commander, why didn't he just buy and refurbish a Swift boat from a navy surplus store?
Chelsea Clinton's 5 million dollar wedding being called a "dog and pony show"
I can't decide; which one is Chelsea, the dog or the pony?
Taylor Swift sues acne medication for making her breasts disappear
I wanted them to take care of my big zits, not my little tits!
Where was Barack Hussein Obama really born?
Mancuria claims that they have his birth certificate, and that he was their "candidate."
Lindsay Lohan Upset About Prison Introduction
"When I got here, they gave me a full body cavity search. I kept asking them to do it again and telling them where it felt good, but they ignored me!"
Holy Geritol, Batman!
Burt Ward, who played Robin in the 1960's television series, turned 65 and is now on Social Security!
Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan
Government subsidised burkhas to be provided to low income families.
Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan
Retired suicide bombers with at least 25 years of experience can begin drawing pension at age 60.
Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan
Pork chops approved on school lunch menues
Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan
Insists that suicide bombers receive dental, eye glasses, and long term disability benefits on their insurance plans.
Lindsay Lohan Scheduled To Report To Jail Today
Friends plan on throwing her a "going away Rave."
Baskin Robbins to drop 5 ice cream varieties
Economy forces them to be known as "26 flavors"
Obama schedules next news conference to discuss oil spill and immigration.
Federal government requires citizens to turn off their bullshit detectors during speech as they might "burn out due to the high concentration of methane emissions."
Michelle Starts Her Period; Obama Won't Get Any This Week
As usual, Barack blames the previous administration for his troubles (even though they were from a different "Bush").
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