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British Upset At Audacity Of Americans

"Why aren't they cancelling schools next week in honor of the Royal Wedding?"

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 24 April 2011
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Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions

Obama girls say it's Bush's fault that First Dog Bo peed on the rug in the Lincoln bedroom.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 31 August 2010
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Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions

Obama blames Bush Administration for his inability to tell the truth in speech to nation about end of Iraq war (where we still have 50,000 active troops).

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 31 August 2010
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Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions

Harry Reid says that the Bush Administration responsible for late furniture delivery of his new living room set.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 31 August 2010
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Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions

Pelosi says "Tropical Storm Earl is the fault of the failed Bush policies."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 31 August 2010
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Republicans Wonder When Democrats Will Finally Take Responsibility For Own Actions

Obama blames poop stains in his tighty whiteys on prior Bush administration.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 31 August 2010
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The Skunk Whisperer Announces Retirement

"Maybe now my wife will let me back into the house."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 07 August 2010
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The Skunk Whisperer Announces Retirement

"No one would ever hire me for speaking engagements."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 07 August 2010
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NFL to Require San Francisco 49ers To Change Name

Next Season, they will be the San Fagcisco 69ers.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 06 August 2010
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49 Other States Insist California Change Name

From now on, it should be called "Califaggot" or "Califaggia."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 06 August 2010
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John Kerry taking a lot of heat for 7 million dollar yacht purchase

If he was such a great naval commander, why didn't he just buy and refurbish a Swift boat from a navy surplus store?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 27 July 2010
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Chelsea Clinton's 5 million dollar wedding being called a "dog and pony show"

I can't decide; which one is Chelsea, the dog or the pony?

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 27 July 2010
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Taylor Swift sues acne medication for making her breasts disappear

I wanted them to take care of my big zits, not my little tits!

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 26 July 2010
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Where was Barack Hussein Obama really born?

Mancuria claims that they have his birth certificate, and that he was their "candidate."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 25 July 2010
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Lindsay Lohan Upset About Prison Introduction

"When I got here, they gave me a full body cavity search. I kept asking them to do it again and telling them where it felt good, but they ignored me!"

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 22 July 2010
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Holy Geritol, Batman!

Burt Ward, who played Robin in the 1960's television series, turned 65 and is now on Social Security!

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 21 July 2010
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Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan

Government subsidised burkhas to be provided to low income families.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 21 July 2010
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Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan

Retired suicide bombers with at least 25 years of experience can begin drawing pension at age 60.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 21 July 2010
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Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan

Pork chops approved on school lunch menues

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 21 July 2010
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Obama unveils new Iraqi Administration plan

Insists that suicide bombers receive dental, eye glasses, and long term disability benefits on their insurance plans.

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 21 July 2010
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Lindsay Lohan Scheduled To Report To Jail Today

Friends plan on throwing her a "going away Rave."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 20 July 2010
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Baskin Robbins to drop 5 ice cream varieties

Economy forces them to be known as "26 flavors"

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 20 July 2010
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Obama schedules next news conference to discuss oil spill and immigration.

Federal government requires citizens to turn off their bullshit detectors during speech as they might "burn out due to the high concentration of methane emissions."

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 13 July 2010
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Michelle Starts Her Period; Obama Won't Get Any This Week

As usual, Barack blames the previous administration for his troubles (even though they were from a different "Bush").

written by Throckmorton Turdblossom, 13 July 2010
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