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Murdoch foam pie man

I thought he was kind of wrinkly on TV so thought I would help him out with some moisturiser.

written by Nae mair crap, 19 July 2011
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The Old Firm

Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic - the two cheeks on the arse of Scottish football.

written by Nae mair crap, 03 March 2011
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Gerrdafi - crazy monkey

Our friends in Benghazi, Libya prefer to use Gerrdafi, crazy monkey as they now call him.

written by Nae mair crap, 26 February 2011
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Irish road sign

As you enter Dublin, a new sign has appeared;

Dublin twinned with Athens

written by Nae mair crap, 21 November 2010
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Safe pair of hands?

Robert Green, England goalie and Michael Jackson have something in common. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

written by Nae mair crap, 12 June 2010
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CamClegg anthem

Share my life, take me for what I am
'cause I've changed all my colours for you

written by Nae mair crap, 12 May 2010
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We are addressing the Democratic Deficit

Cameroons whooping up Whitehall. Those damn Scots will pay for this outrage.

written by Nae mair crap, 11 May 2010
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What you will see in tomorrow's headlines 3

Unelected.

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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What you will see in tomorrow's headlines 2

Nick Robinson says unelected PM fifteen times in ten minutes. His BBC political buddy, Laura Kalishnikov tries to trump him but only gets twelve "unelecteds" in twenty minutes.

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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What you will see in tomorrow's headlines 1

Tories apoplectic with undisguised anger.

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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What you won't see in tomorrow's headlines 3

Adam Boulton trashed by Alistair Campbell. Sky News runs out of man sized hankies to cry into.

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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What you won't see in tomorrow's headlines 2

Fraser Nelson, Spectator chief spectates as his eyes pop out of his head. Brown resigns and Labour talks to Lib Dems - I wasn't expecting that says Fraser, I hope the Cameroons are not as sick as me.

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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What you won't see in tomorrow s headlines 1

Cameron shits himself as Brown resigns and Labour talk to Lib Dems

written by Nae mair crap, 10 May 2010
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Susan Boyle fans in multiple vote fiasco

Susan Boyle fans have been busy, phones on redial as they manipulate an online poll. Whatever happened to integrity or honesty? Obsession has taken over once again.

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Tranquillisers for subo

I may be sedated, Susan tells fans, but I've got more money than you meeeeeeewhaaaaaaaaaaaa!

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Cameron is going to a wedding

Anything for a photo opportunity eh Dave?

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Nick Clegg takes a day off

There is no such thing as a part time Prime Minister, Nick, sorry!

written by Nae mair crap, 24 April 2010
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Ryanair introduce a new tax

Cash for ash £5 fee for ashking online

written by Nae mair crap, 23 April 2010
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Just get real

UK Parliament TV debates. No questions from Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland? All debates held in England. No wonder old England is dying. Where is the democracy?

written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
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Brown, Cameron and Clegg on Getting Real

Lord Pearson of Rannoch, failed Tory and now UKIP, Scottish estate and £3.5m London home. Flipping the mortgage netted him over £270,000 tax free. Get Real leaders. When will he repay this money?

written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
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Nick Clegg on Getting Real

The LibDems will make immigrants move into specific towns and cities in the UK. Get Real Nick

written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
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Gordon Brown on Getting Real

A UK Prime Minister tells an 84 year old audience member what he would do with her pension in 2016. Gordon Get Real

written by Nae mair crap, 22 April 2010
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Happy Birthday to Susan Boyle

After an up and down year, here we are April 1st. It's Miss Boyle's birthday as well. She is in Japan for a massive concert tonight.

Congratulations and well done Susan, we are so proud of you.

written by Nae mair crap, 31 March 2010
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Samcam pregnant but call it the gynae ward

From Conservative Central Office. Priority message to all candidates at the forthcoming General Election. Push the samcam pregnancy at all times but never say Labour Suite.

written by Nae mair crap, 24 March 2010
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