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Queen Elizabeth's well kept secret is now out in the open

Apparently Queen Liz has suffered from OCD most of her life. That is the reason she wears gloves in public and carries her own cutlery to dinners, in those ugly large handbags.

written by Lady Godiva, 03 August 2011
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Gordon Ramsay pissed at his father-in-law

"I'd love to flambe his fat arse for messing up my business," said Ramsay. Nepotism stinks like hell but once bitten....you know the rest."

written by Lady Godiva, 03 August 2011
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Obama 'extremely irate' with The Spoof

President Obama is more than just annoyed with The Spoof. He has demanded that Mark Lowton take down the Nixon/Elvis Caption and replace it with a picture of him with some sexy blonde chick.

written by Lady Godiva, 03 August 2011
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Spot the CSI agents....

Oh! Could they be the ones with the curly white cords tucked behind their ears, wearing sunglasses inside the mall and talking into their sleeves?

written by Lady Godiva, 02 August 2011
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Traffic brought to a halt during rush-hour on Yonge Street, Toronto

Chicken seen crossing road. No-one knows WHY!

written by Lady Godiva, 02 August 2011
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Kenmore recalling all 12" diameter stainless steel sieves

Sieves -serial no.243569A can be returned to your nearest Sears store for immediate refund.Kenmore spokesman, Ivan R. Don said "A checker noticed there were 4 too many holes in that particular batch"

written by Lady Godiva, 02 August 2011
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Tip for Writers with Writers' Block

Always remember when you are struggling for ideas for stories - there is always someone out there wrorse off than you......ME!

written by Lady Godiva, 02 August 2011
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The Tea Parties 'Wants'

Everything the Tea Party wants...is NOT enough.

written by Lady Godiva, 02 August 2011
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Derek Jeter Leaves Game, but Middle Finger Not Broken

Jeter was hit twice by errant balls. Right Middle finger wrapped but not broken. Said he's learning how to use his left middle finger when driving and needing to signal to other drivers.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Kobe Bryant Says He's Not Averse to Playing in Europe

Bryant would like to play in Europe but he hasn't picked a sport yet. He fancies a change from basketball and is considering synchronized swimming, when he's learned to swim that is.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Women's World Cup proved a reminder as to how far women's soccer has to go.

It has been suggested that Women's Soccer may become more popular with viewers if the women played wearing bikinis as Beach Volleyball players do. This is being looked into as a definite possiblity.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Giants' Headquarters buzzing with excitment once more

After six days of closed-door, face-to-face meetings and speculation about lingerie smudges, Giants headquarters is buzzing with excitement at the thoughts of their new BLACK-LACE, spandex underwear.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Breast-Feeding Doll Is Coming to America

Parents who are against such a doll being sold, wonder where the madness will end. Anatomically correct Barbie and Ken dolls so little girls and boys can REAllY practise becoming moms and dads?

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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New Coach But Perhaps Little Change

Peter DeBoer had a losing record in Florida, but Devils' General Manager Lou Lamoriello said he was impressed by the new coach. It has luxurious velvet seat coverings, a bar and two washrooms.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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After Protractor Fight Both Sides Emerged Bruised

Sorry! That headline should read: 'After Protracted Fight Both Sides Emeged Bruised.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Do States need schools for the deaf?

Pardon?

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Queen Elizabeth wants Mike Tindall to get his teeth fixed

When the Queen asked that Mike to get his teeth fixed he answered, "You've a bleeding cheek Mrs. Remember your mother's teeth?" She called him 'impertinent'.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Donald Trump's hair goes AWOL

The Donald panicked this morning. He looked in the mirror and saw his hair was gone. The house was searched.His hair was finally found UNDER his cat who must have sneaked off with it during the night.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 August 2011
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Sad you have to die to become famous

Although Amy Winehouse was famous in the music world before she died.....sales of her CD's etc. are going through the roof.

Maybe when I die I'll be No. 1 Spoofwriter.

No way. I'd rather live.

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Mike Tindall spotted day after wedding to Zara Phillips wearing same suit

Let's hope he showered and put on clean underwear..but...you know these rugby players....

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Bastards in State Department deny Ugandan Little League Team, visas to enter US

Birth certificates cause problems again. States Department denies visas for Ugandan children to enter USA to play Little League baseball. Birth records questionable.

President Obama where are you?

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Americans advised to move to higher ground

The floodgates are likely to open if a Federal Judge's decision to release the hundreds of pages of Nixon's testimony in the Watergate incident is upheld.
Americans advised to move to higher ground.

written by Lady Godiva, 30 July 2011
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Swan Upping is over. The swans are grateful.

Swan Uppin is over. Swan pop.counted. Next time you complain about completing a Census form,be glad you are not a swan,trussed up to be weighed,also poked and prodded. Maybe some of you would enjoy!?

written by Lady Godiva, 30 July 2011
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Spoof Writers suspended for a month

A large number of Spoof Writers received a one month suspension today for not proofreading carefully, allowing typos to 'go through'. This move leaves The Spoof with only 3 writers for the next month.

written by Lady Godiva, 29 July 2011
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