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World's Biggest Oxymoron Named After World's Biggest Moron

George W. Bush Library opens.

written by manbrad, 23 April 2013

Wanted: Lunatics Who Think They Can Communicate With God

It interested, contact College of Cardinals, Vatican City, Rome.

written by manbrad, 08 March 2013

Revealed! How To Make $174,000 A Year Doing Nothing!

Get elected to congress.

written by manbrad, 25 January 2013

Good News! George Bush Is In Intensive Care

Bad News: It's the father, not the son.

written by manbrad, 27 December 2012

NRA's LaPierre Proposes Deal

America puts armed guards into schools so we can keep putting guns into the hands of the people that shoot up those schools.

written by manbrad, 21 December 2012

NRA To America: We Are Sane, Reasonable People

But if you try to take our guns we'll kill every last one of you.

written by manbrad, 20 December 2012

Chick-Fil-A Becomes First Corporate Sponsor of Westboro Baptist Church

Protest signs will now read, "God and Chick-Fil-A Hate Fags" and "God Hates Fags But Loves Chick-Fil-A."

written by manbrad, 04 August 2012

Obama Shocks America: I Support Gay Marriage

Americans aren't shocked by his stand supporting gay marriage, they are shocked he's taking an actual stand.

written by manbrad, 09 May 2012

Secret Service Meeting With Ted Nugent Results In No Action Taken

Secret Service sources say the interview with the Motor City Madman quickly went from tense to jovial when they realized they had fucked many of the same underage hookers.

written by manbrad, 20 April 2012

Cheney Dies After Heart Transplant

International war criminal dead at 71 after body rejects introduction of unfamiliar organ.

written by manbrad, 25 March 2012

Christian "Values" Voters Miss Irony of Choosing Newt

South Carolina Republicans reject perceived polygamist for actual polygamist.

written by manbrad, 22 January 2012

Educators Excited About Planned Wikipedia "Blackout"

Wikipedia blackout on January 18 will lead to more accurate and factual homework assignments being turned in on January 19, nation's teachers say.

written by manbrad, 17 January 2012

Romney: "I'll Run U.S. Like I Ran Bain Capital"

Says he'll shut down underperforming states, fire millions of citizens and sell what's left to China.

written by manbrad, 17 January 2012

Like Everyone Else Romney Once Worried About Getting Fired

Unlike everyone else, Romney worried about getting fired from his job of firing people.

written by manbrad, 09 January 2012

Occupy Movement Has Unintended Ironic Victory

Because of Occupy U.S. public officials are suddenly concerned about supposed damage to public spaces they've been neglecting for decades.

written by manbrad, 13 December 2011

Millions Die Tragic Needless Deaths While God Helps Tebow Win

"Fuck those pussies," sayeth the Lord. "I help winners."

written by manbrad, 13 December 2011

Weekly World News To Merge With Fox News

Planned "two-tier" approach will add in more serious fare alongside Fox's regular content.

written by manbrad, 11 December 2011

NYC Riot Police Break Up Manger Scene

Cops dismayed to find that church youth group they beat weren't members of Occupy Wall St. ACLU at a loss deciding whom to defend.

written by manbrad, 08 December 2011

Fox Anchor's Pepper Spray Quote Spawns New Fox News Tag Line

"Fox News: It's a derivative of actual news. It's a fool's product, essentially."

written by manbrad, 23 November 2011

Fired UPenn Coach Joe Paterno Offered New Job

Will head newly created "Office of Child Sexual Abuse Coverups" Vatican announces.

written by manbrad, 10 November 2011

Al Qaeda To Outsource Shooting of American Soldiers

"We're proud to accept this contract with Al Qaeda, but frankly we're happy to shoot American military personnel for free," said a spokesman for the Oakland, CA police department.

written by manbrad, 29 October 2011

Christian Broadcasting Network Introduces New Sitcom

"The Big Bang Is Just A Theory" premieres September 22.

written by manbrad, 19 September 2011

Rick Perry Calls For Ban On Teaching In Schools

Texas governor plans to ask for ban on schools themselves next year.

written by manbrad, 13 September 2011

Bush Details His 9/11 Commemoration Plans

To commemorate his reaction to the news of the twin towers the former president plans to sit for twenty minutes with a blank look on his face.

written by manbrad, 11 September 2011

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