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There are 400 billion birds in the world ...

and there are 250,000 planes ... but only one Superman.

So, in answer to your question ... It's probably a bird.

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 June 2015
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'Hotel California' ...

is a one star review on 'Trip Advisor', with an awesome two minute guitar solo

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 June 2015
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Arithmophobia sufferers

If you have a phobia of numbers, simply call the Arithmophobia helpline on 0112957399582 and ask for Extension 3958820178

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 June 2015
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Knees up Mother Brown

Despite its jaunty tune, Police say this was an alarmingly violent sexual assault

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 June 2015
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Parents! The quickest way to call a family meeting

I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.
Turn off the WiFi router and simply wait in the room where it's located till everyone arrives

written by ExiledRoyal, 31 May 2015
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Tories to reduce VAT to 11% in Norfolk

Apparently it's easier for them to work it out on their fingers

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 May 2015
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What's the commonest French expression?

Give up?

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 May 2015
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There are some things in life money can't buy

For everything else there's ... well ... money.

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 May 2015
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Poor people!

Kellogs are bringing out 'Ordinary K' just for you ...

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 May 2015
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Woman seen getting into car the wrong way

Through the driver's door.

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 May 2015
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Pumpkins 'stuffed full with cocaine' seized at Canadian airport

Police became suspicious when Pumpkins tried to go through customs

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 November 2013
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Chair of the Blind Society accused of needlessly wasting money

He arranges a fireworks display to display his commitment to the cause

written by ExiledRoyal, 01 May 2013
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Risqué storyline to boost Coronation Street ratings

It's going to involve Kevin Webster and Ken Barlow running an under sixteen disco in the Rovers.

written by ExiledRoyal, 01 May 2013
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Help wanted

What does 'self-explanatory' mean?

written by ExiledRoyal, 01 May 2013
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Finger painting has become more popular than ever in nurseries and schools in Liverpool.

It's been enforced by local police, as they want to get fingerprints on record from a early age.

written by ExiledRoyal, 01 May 2013
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Definitions: FIERCE

a) Having or displaying an intense or ferocious aggressiveness. Showing a heartfelt and powerful intensity.

b) The front of a Geordie's head.

written by ExiledRoyal, 22 April 2013
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Man arrested at Gatwick with a kilo of pastry in his footwear

Police say he had all the ingredients for a viable Choux Bomb

written by ExiledRoyal, 19 April 2013
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Thatcher's funeral only cost a million pounds

The rest was Tony Blair's appearance fee

written by ExiledRoyal, 17 April 2013
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The Doctor delivered me 55 years ago today

I can't believe I've survived so long without a liver.

written by ExiledRoyal, 17 April 2013
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Thatcher Grave Memorial revealed

The dancefloor needs to be larger, says Kinnock

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 April 2013
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What's the difference between 'affection' and 'adore'?

I can't slam my wife's head in affection ...

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 April 2013
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Wayne Rooney goes to Dubai for his birthday

I saved up for that all day, he says

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 December 2012
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Wayne Rooney's new video game out now

Pre-Evolution Soccer

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 December 2012
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Pope to hold Mass on top of the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach, France on 21st December

"Better safe than sorry," His Holiness tells us

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
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