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How to be Politically Correct 9

Do not say "Yankee."

Say "American of Northern Decent/American."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 04 March 2010
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How to be Politically Correct 8

Do not say "Dentist."

Say "Orally occupied medical practitioner."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 04 March 2010
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How to be Politically Correct 7

Do not say "Zoo."

SAy "Safely Enclosed Artificial Animal Habitat."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 01 February 2010
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How to be Politically Correct 6

Do not say "Dog."

Say "Canine American."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 01 February 2010
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How to be Politically Correct 4

Do not cay "cat."

Say "Feline American."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 01 February 2010
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Wanted: Puppeteer

Left-handedness or ambidexterity a plus. Some experience required be it training or performing. Very long arms a big plus.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 01 February 2010
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How To Be Politically Correct 3

Do not say "Spaceman."

Say "Explorer of the Void Between Planets."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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Robin Williams helps out

To make two hundred wigs for children with cancer, Robin Williams is planning to shave his arms.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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How to be Politically Correct

Don't say "Redneck."

Say "Colourfully-throated."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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How to be politically correct

Don't say "Enemy Combatant."

Say "Less Than Friendly Individual."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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Policital Correctness at it again

In New York City, the access ways to the sewers in the streets will now be called "People-holes" and be covered with "person-hole covers"

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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Wanted: Plumber's Assistant

No experience needed. Must be willing to learn. Ass-crack revealing pants provided.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 31 January 2010
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Political Correctness at it's worst.

A man with ancestors from many different places insists on being called an European/Asian/African/South American/North American/Australian-American.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Huge Storm Predicted

Responding to foul weather alerts people cleared stores of bread. In an unrelated story, the local bakery recently bought the National Weather Service.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Wanted: Mascot

Must have big goofy head with oversize features. Fur a plus. Garish colours very good. Giant feet very good, dancing ability a plus. If you have a costume with the above features, that's good too.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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New Warning Label 4

On a bag of cement "Not for use as a floatation device. Shoes made from this will sink."

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Animal Rights Terrorist Trampled

Chester Twitfield was trampled to death by a hippopotamus he freed from a local zoo before it was put to death. Twitfield's last words were, "Is this ironic or what?"

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Political Correctness goes awry

The American Military will no longer issue dog tags to members. American Service men and women will now be issued Canine-American tags.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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New Warning Label 3

On a cell phone..."For EXTERNAL USE ONLY"

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Pet Vs Computer

Today a large very hungry tabby cat ate every single computer mouse in a local Radio Shed store.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Wanted: Speech writer for George W. Bush

Must be eloquent. Must not make Bush look bad. Must write suave and witty jokes. Must spell any word with more than three letters fo-net-ick-lee. Ability to absorb critic's abuse a plus.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Ronald McDonald Fired

Ronald McDonald was fired today from the McDonald's corporation after he publicly stated he is a vegan and meat is murder.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 30 January 2010
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Wanted Assistant Editor for The Spoof

Must be able to read fast and sort funny stories out from crap.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 29 January 2010
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Wanted: Computer Salesman

You know you need to know everything about computers, but the other biggie is the ability to make anything sound really technical and confusing to anyone who doesn't work here.

written by Xinix Xaxx, 29 January 2010
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