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Met Office Forecast BBQ Spring
We are in for a heatwave this spring announced the Met Office. Sales of umbrellas have soared
Unemployedto be shot
In an effort to reduce CO2 all the unemployed are to be shot.
Aeroplane in Near Miss Incident
Today an aeroplane missed hitting the White House by 30,000ft a spokesman said after the incident "Phew that was close".
Man Awoken From Deep Sleep
A man from New York was awoken by the sound of an alarm clock this morning. Scientists on the scene said that he had been in a deep sleep for nearly seven hours.
Wet Weather On The Way
The met office has said the next band of rain to sweep across the country will be wet.
New High Reached
After a recent spate of lows a high was reached today.
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