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Jethro Bodine Atomic Brain Surgeon And Double Nut Spy?
JETHRO HAD HIS UNCLE JED IN THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES AS ALL I HAVE IS MY UNCLE SAM AND I'M NOT HIS ONLY NEPHEW, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SOMETIMES CALL HIM PA?
The Corn Is Still Green
The Corn is Green is an old Bette Davis,movie. Where she helps this Welsh miner get into Oxford University. Where her maid's daughter gets him drunk?Think of my corn as still green"AMO,AMOT,AMOS?"
Snowden takes a leak on Uncle Sam
It doesn't take a guy like Eric Snowden to piss down Uncle Sam's back and tell US it's raining, let alone sale US out ?
Sky Fall Time For A New M ?
Sky Fall brought to an end that woman M for England's MI6 OO's,but I'm sure along with Q,and England's Royal Navy's natural ability for Skuttle Butt like " Master And Commander,"Commander Bond is 007?
Donald Trump is no " Our Man Godfrey?"
The difference between Donald Trump, and our man Godfrey, is that Donald never made a good butler let alone someone else's money? Nor would he live in a dump with other down on their luck guys?
In the 60's during the British invasion of the US when John Lennon used to hang outwith David Peel and the Lower Eastside, Where Clinton's problem was to never inhale & Browns was to never exhale ?
Spies Like US
This thing on the Middle East is like the movie Drive In "Why don't you have a PEPSI?
La Spoofadora ?
Like the Blow Hole"La Poofador,"in Baja California, Mexico reminds me of Madonna's comment about our American Presidents stand on Iran's president "Camel Manure," as a joke like Horse Manure our HS ?
US Adminstration Looks At Iran For TP?
Since the 1974 Oil Embargo when the Ayatola forced out the Shaw and all those lines at the pumps?We now face the same problems here as we line up for the outhouse a new ride at Disneyland as Fantasia?
Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment Ironic ?
Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment"Ironic?"Well I call Madonna's Obama Comment"Moronic?"I guess isn't much for her worshipfulness since her "Imaculent Conception,"Material Girl World,went to GaGa?
To spoof or not to spoof?
To Spoof or not to Spoof that is the question? As an Aspiring young Spoofster junior jurnalist one must remember that to Spoof you really don't need PROOF as this is satire that makes the bacon?
Letters to Whitehall and Number 10 Downing?
"No man is a sailor if he can't take a joke?" Just like Doctors in movies like M*A*S*H who can't take ENNEMA's but give them out like Carter has pills?
To hell and back?
If kids can't work on their family's farm then how would guys like Audey Murphy get to dig latrines for Uncle Sam and the ARMY? Let alone spread it around unless of course it's the funny farm ?
If kids can't work on their family farms then how will Lawyers like Mr.Douglas(Eddie Albert) and his wife(EVA GABOR)ever leave New York and the crap of Manhattan for the Manure of Hooterville?
I cut a fart in the aisles of old walmart!
I was at a local WALMART store in San Jacinto when I farted as I reached for a pack of WhiteCloud toilet tissue," and I sang out"I cut a fart in San Jacinto," because I don't think Frisco had WALMART?
Down on the farm
They say the president doesn't want children to work on their families farm? I say " You ever milk a " BULL's -UDDER?" Talk about a MAD COW ?
Lady of the Lake
I myself may continue writing on Spoof in my Metrical Romance with the Lady of the Lake and as King Author my Skilcraft pen will be mightier than the sword write Merlin ?
Tom Cruise looks for wife number 4 ?
That will be like a " Legend," in his own mind? When the devil stole his girl like he did Adam in the garden of Eden ?
Rose And The Sword ?
An old movie where the King of England's ward princess falls in love with her Spanish Captain of the Guard?Madonna can play the Princess and sing the title song" I fell in Love with San Pedro?"
Since everyone is making a come back in movies as old Genrals and Heads of States like Tom Seleck as" IKE?" How about Madonna as Lady Ann and Elton John As Churchell?"You Sir are drunk," from the THC?
Material Girl ?
Madonna is on the road again making on tour with so many wants and demands her promoters will be lucky if they break even? Only girls that save their pennies make my rainy day? God save the Queen ?
Run Forest ! Run !
Watching Tom Hanks movie"Pacific," made me think of Clint Eastwood's "Heartbreak Ridge,"or"Full Metal Jacket,"because if you don't cuss like a Sailor you must be a Marine? Right Pep?
Chino Beef & Pink Slime verses VEGANS ?
Remember the old Chino Stcockyards"If a cattle prod dont work a fork lift shure will"wheres the beef for our hungry went pork belly up?Well leave it to Beaver and those VEGANS to FOWL up a Jumbo Jack?
Sanitarium Says Vote For BO instead of Romney
In todays news next to PINK SLIME Rick Sanitarium to Nurse Ratchette tells his fellow phsych ward gambling bathroom buddies to vote for Obama rather than Mitt Romeny? My demand "I want my cigarettes?"
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