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Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words 'Don't Make Sense' Say Witnesses

Libyan leader calls for Frankie Cocozza to win X-Factor.

written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011
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Turmoil As X-Factor Viewing Figures Plummet

Fans turn off to watch paint dry instead.

written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011
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BB's Imogen Thomas To Launch Pop Career

Possible contract on cards after successfully doing gigs several times in Manchester.

written by Nick Hobbs, 23 May 2011
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Katie Price: The Full Marriage Split Statement Revealed

It reads,
Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly - we all...
Ah fuck it, who really gives a shit?

written by Nick Hobbs, 18 January 2011
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England Lose 2018 World Cup

Sorry, that should read 'England Lose Out On 2018 World Cup', bloody predictive text...

written by Nick Hobbs, 03 December 2010
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Derek Acorah Cleared Of Handling Stolen Goods.

But then possession is nine tenths of the law!

written by Nick Hobbs, 25 November 2010
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Alcohol: More Harmful Than Heroin

That's it, in a Professor Nutt-shell

written by Nick Hobbs, 01 November 2010
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Church Of Jedi Wages War On The Spoof

May The Farce Be With Us.

written by Nick Hobbs, 26 October 2010
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Retained Fireman Burns Down Office Block

He turned a small waste bin fire into a roaring blaze, saying "I fought fire with fire, but it didn't work!"

written by Nick Hobbs, 21 October 2010
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Man Eats Cock In Busy Restaurant

"We ran out of hens breasts," says KFC manager, "all we had left were two cocks and a broiler!"

written by Nick Hobbs, 20 October 2010
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Panorama Reported Fears Of Mine Collapse Before Accident.

"Bit fuckin' late now!" says Chilean President.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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Lemons Demonstrate As They Are Voted U.K's Least Favourite Fruit

Nations favourite, Banana's, say "they're just bitter."

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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Louis Walsh: "Mr Lee Was A Right Mug For Taking My Advice!"

Latest X-Factor argument is just a Storm in a teacup, say pundits.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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Vile End To Greek Demonstration.

Peace protest ends in moussaka.

written by Nick Hobbs, 30 September 2010
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Clairvoyant Quits Job.

"I saw no future in it," she says.

written by Nick Hobbs, 30 September 2010
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Li-Lo Lies Low On Lilo

Star is said to be all at sea after fresh drug allegations.

written by Nick Hobbs, 27 September 2010
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Bruce Forsythes Wig Sells For 50 Pence At Auction.

Buyer says 'it was a small price toupée'.

written by Nick Hobbs, 27 September 2010
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Britney Flashes Body Guard.

Body guard sues her. Can't say a lot for her body, really!

written by Nick Hobbs, 09 September 2010
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Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre News

Police say victims were laced with bullets.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Update

Police chief says gunmen must have had no sole.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Latest

Police say it's time the gunmen were brought to heel.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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18 Killed In Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre.

Police believe gunmen may have been given the boot.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Katie Price In Donkey Shagging Scandal!

Oh, wait. No, it was just Alex Reid.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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Alex Reid In Prostitute Shagging Scandal!

Oh, wait. No, it was just Katie Price.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010
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