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Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words 'Don't Make Sense' Say Witnesses
Libyan leader calls for Frankie Cocozza to win X-Factor.
Turmoil As X-Factor Viewing Figures Plummet
Fans turn off to watch paint dry instead.
BB's Imogen Thomas To Launch Pop Career
Possible contract on cards after successfully doing gigs several times in Manchester.
Katie Price: The Full Marriage Split Statement Revealed
Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly - we all...
Ah fuck it, who really gives a shit?
England Lose 2018 World Cup
Sorry, that should read 'England Lose Out On 2018 World Cup', bloody predictive text...
Derek Acorah Cleared Of Handling Stolen Goods.
But then possession is nine tenths of the law!
Alcohol: More Harmful Than Heroin
That's it, in a Professor Nutt-shell
Church Of Jedi Wages War On The Spoof
May The Farce Be With Us.
Retained Fireman Burns Down Office Block
He turned a small waste bin fire into a roaring blaze, saying "I fought fire with fire, but it didn't work!"
Man Eats Cock In Busy Restaurant
"We ran out of hens breasts," says KFC manager, "all we had left were two cocks and a broiler!"
Panorama Reported Fears Of Mine Collapse Before Accident.
"Bit fuckin' late now!" says Chilean President.
Lemons Demonstrate As They Are Voted U.K's Least Favourite Fruit
Nations favourite, Banana's, say "they're just bitter."
Louis Walsh: "Mr Lee Was A Right Mug For Taking My Advice!"
Latest X-Factor argument is just a Storm in a teacup, say pundits.
Vile End To Greek Demonstration.
Peace protest ends in moussaka.
Clairvoyant Quits Job.
"I saw no future in it," she says.
Li-Lo Lies Low On Lilo
Star is said to be all at sea after fresh drug allegations.
Bruce Forsythes Wig Sells For 50 Pence At Auction.
Buyer says 'it was a small price toupée'.
Britney Flashes Body Guard.
Body guard sues her. Can't say a lot for her body, really!
Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre News
Police say victims were laced with bullets.
Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Update
Police chief says gunmen must have had no sole.
Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Latest
Police say it's time the gunmen were brought to heel.
18 Killed In Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre.
Police believe gunmen may have been given the boot.
Katie Price In Donkey Shagging Scandal!
Oh, wait. No, it was just Alex Reid.
Alex Reid In Prostitute Shagging Scandal!
Oh, wait. No, it was just Katie Price.
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