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Rupert Murdoch launches new(s) channel
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is to launch a free online news channel. The channel, which will be free to those who pay a weekly subscription fee of £15 plus VAT, goes live next week.
Sir Alan Sugar writes new children's book
Sir Alan Sugar launches a set of stories today aimed at children. Entitled 'Your Bedtime My Business', the cuddly tycoon hopes the move will encourage youngsters to become entrepreneurs.
Boris Johnson to play Andy Warhol
Mayor Boris Johnson has been approached by Guy Ritchie to star as the late Andy Warhol. Johnson, who shares the same shock of blond hair as the artist, was said to be considering the offer.
Jeremy Clarkson in testicle mishap
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson was recovering today after nearly decapitating a testicle. Blaming the accident on the seam of his denim jean-pants, the presenter was said to be confused but stable.
Royal Family in financial crisis
Coutts today issued a statement warning that the Royal Family were down to their last ten billion. "These are grave times" said CEO Sir Dudley Grub who called for a charity appeal for the Queen.
Estate agent stoned to death
London estate agent Andy Gunt was found guilty today of stoning to death a colleague who told the truth about a property. Gunt will be sentenced later this month.
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