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Money for old rope

Recycle your old toupees. Visit www.anyoldrug.com
And for ideas on what to do with your 'syrup' send off for our free newsletter. Write to Toupee a Bag, FREEPOST 123, Dagenham, DG1 2LA, England UK

written by PuddyTwat, 17 November 2009
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Rupert Murdoch launches new(s) channel

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is to launch a free online news channel. The channel, which will be free to those who pay a weekly subscription fee of £15 plus VAT, goes live next week.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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Sir Alan Sugar writes new children's book

Sir Alan Sugar launches a set of stories today aimed at children. Entitled 'Your Bedtime My Business', the cuddly tycoon hopes the move will encourage youngsters to become entrepreneurs.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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Boris Johnson to play Andy Warhol

Mayor Boris Johnson has been approached by Guy Ritchie to star as the late Andy Warhol. Johnson, who shares the same shock of blond hair as the artist, was said to be considering the offer.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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Jeremy Clarkson in testicle mishap

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson was recovering today after nearly decapitating a testicle. Blaming the accident on the seam of his denim jean-pants, the presenter was said to be confused but stable.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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Royal Family in financial crisis

Coutts today issued a statement warning that the Royal Family were down to their last ten billion. "These are grave times" said CEO Sir Dudley Grub who called for a charity appeal for the Queen.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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Estate agent stoned to death

London estate agent Andy Gunt was found guilty today of stoning to death a colleague who told the truth about a property. Gunt will be sentenced later this month.

written by PuddyTwat, 13 November 2009
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