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With the current economic climate and the cost of goods such as bread and wine expected to rise, Jesus is setting a wonderful example for us all to follow.
Poll Shows That 22% Consider Watching Question Time Again
22% have indicated that they may watch Question Time again. The poll was commissioned by the BBC, who are keen to develop higher viewing figures ahead of integrity.
London Ethically Cleansed
London was ethically cleansed last night as a fat Nazi was allowed on tv.
Rare Bird Sighted On Tyneside
She was wearing clothes.
Berlin Wall Still Not Rebuilt After 20 Years
The builders who were called in to rebuild a collapsed wall in Berlin have still not completed the work 20 years on. They claim that there is a shortage of bricks.
Man Denies Sawing Off Wife's Head
He says she did it herself after an argument.
How Does Salman Rushdie Do It?
Millionaire Salman Rushdie has another young woman in his life. How does he do it? What is the attraction?
Amelia Erhart Was A Rag Doll
American aviation pioneer Amelia Erhart was really a rag doll and when she disappeared she was hiding in the bottom of the toy cupboard.
Libel Lawyer To Sue The Spoof
Legendary libel law firm Carter Fuck is to sue the spoof for libel just as soon as something libelous slips past the editor.
MP's Expenses: They Haven't Got A Legg To Stand On
MP's have admitted that following a stringent investigation into their expenses they haven't got a legg to stand on and will have to vote on the issue themselves.....
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Last Chance For Cowboy Clampers
Wheel clampers were today told that clamping horses tethered outside saloons would no longer be tolerated. By orders of Sheriff Boris Johnson.
Jan Moir To Appear On Question Time
The BBC is to continue its policy of inviting guests who have extreme opinions which annoy everybody. So it's three cheers all round and can't wait to see the ratings.
"You Are A Terrorist Mr Blair!"
Tony Blair was called a terrorist today by a mad one eyed Scotsman called Gordon. The heckler was led away by Peter Mandelson before any harm could be done.
Balloon Boy Feels Let Down By Parents
The boy at the center of the balloon fraud scandal says that he feels let down and by his parents.
No More Male Through Gateley's Box
There are to be no more deliveries in Stephen Gateley's back door post box due to industrial inaction.
Children Spared Naked Airport Scans
Children will not be subjected to the new airport scanners which would show them naked. This is due to anti-pedophile laws. Instead they will be felt up by strange men in uniforms.
Mia Farrow Speaks Out For Gazza's Children
Actress Mia Farrow says she is appalled by the plight of children who have a fat alcoholic ex-footballer for a father. She feels something should be done to save them.
Thieves Break In To Harry Enfield's Car
Thieves have broken in to Harry Enfield's car. They are reported to have left behind a laptop full of his jokes but did steal all the polos and and a nodding dog.
Sri Lankan Refugees In Limbo
President of Limbo seeking their expulsion.
Boyzone are to hold auditions for a new vacancy. All those interested please attend Gobbler's Gulch, Clapham Common on 1st November.
Illegal Hare Cursing On The Rise
But lets face it, if you had a pack of dogs chasing you down you'd be cursing too.
Gordon's Brown Eye To Get Special Treatment
Prime Minister Gordon Brown can't see. Lord Mandelson is an expert in opening up brown eye and hopes to ease Gordon's burden.
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