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Franks Carson Died watching favourite Police Drama on DVD
Apparently it starred Robbie Coltrane
Nancy Dell'Olio named as candidate for England job
Bookies have named Nancy Dell'Olio as an outside chance of becoming England Manager. Whilst no one can doubt her fancy footwork, her man management skills have been called in to question.
Redknapp, Burlusconi and Ninja Turtle in Cowabunga, Bunga-Bunga Bung party
Harry Redknapp was caught up in further scandal to day when it emerged that he had been seen stepping out with with former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi and former Ninja Turtle Leonardo at
He's Behind You!
Oh know he isn't! Oh yes he is! - Serial Killer Panto receives award
Pippa Middleton's Arse recognised in New Year Honours List
Pippa Middleton's Arse has been recognised in the New Year Honours list, the body part received an BUM (British Unitary Medal) for it's services to lecherous old pervs and...
TV Nutritionist takes out Super-Noodle Injunction after secret stash of junk food snacks discovered
A well known TV Nutritionist has taken out a Super-Noodle Injunction after a secret hoard of junk food snacks were discovered under her bed, the Nutritionist who cannot be named for bagel reasons..
Heterosexual man takes out Super-Trouper Injunction after secret Abba Collection is discovered
A straight man has taken out a Super-Trouper Injunction after his secret stash of Abba CDs were uncovered by his wife. The man who cannot be named for Swedish reasons...
Third Division Footballer takes out Super-Duper-Pooper-Scooper Injunction after pet dog fouls pavement.
A third division footballer has taken out a Super Injuction after his pet dog fouled the pavement. The dog, who cannot be named for beagle reasons..
Pippa Middleton Eh?
I know I would! Fwooor! Eh? Eh?
Kate Middleton eh? I know I would. Fwooooor!
Nothing like a posh bird eh? I bet she's dirty, I bet she takes it up the-
Pen-Pusher of the Year Awards to be Announced
With the Coalition Government cutting public services, often the first go are paper-shufflers & pen-pushers. Now these unsung heroes will get their own award - The Giant Paperclip will be awarded to..
Milliband - Tories should leave the empty political rhetoric to us!
"Big Society? Pah! Leave the empty political rhetoric to Labour! "Who can forget:'Tough on Crime, Tough on the causes of crime' 'Cool Britannia' or 'The Respect Agenda'? what was I saying again?
BBC News 24 to be renamed strictly come dancing
Presenter Bill Turnbull said "At least half of all our stories are about Strictly, so we felt we might as well change the name of our channel. We will now be rebranded as BBC News about Strictly 24/7"
Ken Livingston marries Ian Beale in Civil Partnership
Former mayor Ken Livingston married fictional Eastenders star Ian Beale in a civil partnership on Sunday. Reception and fist fights were held as tradition dictates, down the Queen Vic.
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