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Red Rag Inoffensive Says Colour Blind Bull

Bullfighters sacked a colour-blind bull in Spain after it refused to be riled by a red rag.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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Ex-President Bush Promises Quick Response To Hurricane Katrina

Former US President George W. Bush has promised an rapid emergency response to Hurricane Katrina. Team expected in New Orleans any day now to deal with aftermath of 2005 natural disaster.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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King Size Beds The Norm In Dallas Hospital As Number Of Obese Patients Rise

King size beds have replaced single beds in a Dallas hospital because most patients are obese. The hospital bought cranes, a winch and a scissor lift after nurses complained of back pain.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 21 September 2009
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Sir Elton Buys AC Milan: Wants To Change Name To AC/DC Milan

Sir Elton John is to become new owner of AC Milan football club. The singer says his first move will be to change the club's name to AC/DC Milan.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 19 September 2009
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Broad Church Refused Planning Permission

A minister who told his parishioners he wanted to establish a broad church has been refused planning permission.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Blue Moon Of Kentucky Moved For Security Reasons

The Blue Moon Of Kentucky has been moved to Mississipi for security reasons. Intelligence Services believe an attack on the celestial body was imminent.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Tea And Coffee Takes The Biscuit

Trading Standards Officials have berated tea and coffee companies after tests showed cups contained 98% water.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Canine Tells Dog Whisperer To Speak Up

Dog whisperer, Cesar Millan, got the shock of his life yesterday when his border collie, Rusty, politely requested he speak up.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Kayne Rates Current Pope

Kanye West tells Pope Benedict XVI, "You're good, but Pope John Paul II was better."

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Kanye Says Grammys Were Better

Kayne West has stuck the knife into the MTV VMAs by telling the organisers, "They were okay but The Grammys were better."

written by Dingwall Johnson, 18 September 2009
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Scientists Teach Fish To Speak

Scientists who taught a fish to speak were stunned when it claimed thumbs were "overrated".

written by Dingwall Johnson, 17 September 2009
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Posties Cancel Strike Action After Ballots Lost In Post

Post office workers have been forced to put on hold plans to go on strike after their ballot papers got lost in the post.

written by Dingwall Johnson, 17 September 2009
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