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Police Pledge Strenuous Torture Probe

Police have pledged to properly investigate MI6 torture allegations, "We intend to handle this with the same rigour we applied to the Cash for Peerages scandal" said a spokesman for the filth today.

written by Mann Gland, 12 September 2009

Spoof Granny fights back !

Ulver spoof-writer and guerilla Granny said today "Fuck 'em" when asked if she was bothered by recent threats from the FSA to cut off her tits and fine her for being cheeky.

written by Mann Gland, 05 September 2009

David Beckham finally achieves orgasm

David Beckham achieved orgasm today after 20 years, the incident occurred when he he stroked his bell-end and not a cycle helmet. Posh Beckham is using the issue for grout in her new Salmon Hatchery.

written by Mann Gland, 05 September 2009

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