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Cat Seems Put Out
"She's acting a little indifferent," says new cat owner Neal Bryan. "I've never had one of these before, don't they play with yarn and stuff all day like in the calendars?"
Palin Farewell Tour Criticized by Fans as "Lazy Greatest Hits Package"
"She just keeps falling back on 'pallin' around with terrorists' and 'you betcha,'" says one supporter. "I was really hoping for some new material."
"Jon & Kate Separate" Rhymes, Report Delighted Gossip Mag Publishers
"Pun headlines are great, but when you can get a rhyme in 4 words or less, that's pure spun gold," says beaming US Weekly editor Jessica Hurtz.
Lance Armstrong Accuses France of Inventing Cancer
Cantankerous Texas superstar turns up the rhetorical heat on Tour de France host in latest broadside.
Biden Announces Intent to Host "America's Got Talent" by 2011
"What that show needs is a healthy dose of Joey B," Vice President tells reporters.
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